Humanity is about to end and there is only one way to stop it.

As the world leaders engage in a ferocious debate, danger irks closer to our doorsteps.

With the lives of your people in your hands...
what would you do?




Or rather...... WHAT can you do?

Watch the lives of your friends, family and people burn right before your eyes?
Or would you grab your loved ones with you and attempt a daring escape?

11:09 PM

Whats up forum. I know its been eons since the last update.

But I promise to update asap! Got some content worth mentioning at last.
Chalet later. !_!

Something to get you warmed up.....

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant comments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


Kay Tagz Puh-lease.

11:23 AM

History workbook = Epic fail.

Some pages the tearing lines they make it very distinct so that its easy for us to tear the worksheet out.

Doing pages 45-49 now.
Have to tear it out.

But you know what? The tearing lines on those few pages are like ._.
Seemed like someone just used a pencil and drew dotted lines.
THE TEARING LINES ARENT HELPING ME IN TEARING AT ALL.


Now I tore like one-third of my history worksheets .....
This being late work is bad enough already.

But submitting torn pieces of work.. thats worst >_>

JEEZ.

7:49 PM

O level Chinese today.
Yes although its much easier compared to Higher Chinese, Im still not confident.

The friggin second comprehension was screwed ._.
All the answers were pretty much along this "Keep falling, keep getting up. Not giving up.." etc etc.

I'll be satisfied if I get a B3. A2 if God blesses me.

Ugh. Everyone said I was getting panicking too much for it.
But still the question lingers in my head.

Atmosphere outside the hall was tense as we waited.

Now my back and neck feels weird since I didnt crack them during the first paper.



Now that O is out of the way, the only thing Im looking forward to is the end of Conquer O.

Quite a number of activities lined up for the next few weeks.
And soon 2010 will be here.
And soon we'll be in Term 1.
And soon we'll be taking our Mid Year Examinations.
And soon we'll be taking our Prelims
And soon we'll be taking our O's.

Holy crap.
I'll make sure I hit my goal for O levels man.



There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock
market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out
in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind
a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a farmer gets out of his truck.

"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I
came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."

"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.

"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating,
little drinking, and a little screwing."

"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"

"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."






A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and
explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means.''

The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.''
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor
with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back
to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read...
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

2:51 PM

Whats happening forum. Today is so not my day.

The most fundamental reason was that we had to go back for lessons.
If that wasnt disturbing enough, I had a really bad cold.

It was like this..

In car... -sniff-

In classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Comp lab... -sniff-

I didnt have the tool, which we use to clean stuff or just for fun, to help me.
In order words, no tissue.

I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal so I took 0 packets of tissue paper with me.

Used toilet paper as a substitute.


Having a headache.
The cold really affected my performance today.
Couldnt even finish 1/2 of one letter in one hour.. and O level chinese is next tues.


To top it off, it rained.
And I didnt have the cone-like tool which we use to shelter ourselves from the elements.
The one which we use to hit people with.

The one which we use as a.. I dont know.



In other words, I didnt have an umbrella. Excellent.
And I was still having a cold. Excellent x 2.




-Change of topic-
Spent my weekend watching anime.


Ye Gundam Seed. (PS not destiny)
Its my favorite anime.




Jeez. Thursday is SPA day.



A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars,
would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially,
we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."





There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"




































He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

3:26 PM

Whats happening forum.

Recently, I lost the blogging blues.
And the plurking blues.

Feel like ripping it off my blog cos I hate to see the karma drop day by day >_>
Argh I'll just rip it off now.

-Fiddles with template-


Today's supposedly the last SCHOOL day.
But there are extra lessons for two weeks starting from next week.
Jeez.

Almost a year has passed. Aint it fast?
I still remember getting my streaming results last year and now Im complaining about Conquer O next week.

Next year at this time we would be studying our asses off, while others are enjoying.

Not forgetting we have O level chinese on the 10th and Physics SPA on the 5th.
Friggin worried but dont know what to do about it !_!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Post exam activities ,not counting the dance, were fine. Sadly I screwed up bowling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

K Im done.


A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?"
He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.





Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a
dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth
more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and
so far I've made $20!"

Tag leh.

2:58 PM

Whats happening forum.

Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.

Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.

The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!

I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.

Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.

Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.

Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.

Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)

Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.



A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Have a nice day.

10:49 PM

Whats happening forum.

So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.

I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.

And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.

Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....

It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.

Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.


Ye.

And I want to post this overdue picture.

You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.


Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.

Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.


Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.



A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Have a nice day.

12:31 PM

Yep my blog's been dead for days.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!

-Epic fail introduction-


Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.

Happy Birthday Min Yi!
Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!

But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.

Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!
And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)


So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
(Click for better view)


Now thats so freaking obvious he's snuggling up to his old friend __(whathaveyou)__! <3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QYr1xe0PAWs/StQFTCG9-dI/AAAAAAAABsU/z4yoSNBkI_E/s1600-h/2009%2BMTV%2BVideo%2BMusic%2BAwards%2BShow%2BWz8vZT9dzcdl.jpg">


Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.


Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.


Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.



A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."


K its updated.

12:28 PM

9:13 PM

One subject down, 7 more subjects to go.

This shall be my last post. (I swear man)
At most I'll be plurking.

THOU SHALL NOT GIVE UP!

6:12 PM

Random stuff :

Just 10 minutes ago I went down to catch a glimpse of Singapore Idol.
As the show was ending, Gurmit Singh was standing and talking.

Some guy was behind him.
My dad said : "Walao eh see that guy? Playboy face. These kind walk into the street sooner or later also will kena beaten one. If its me ar I give him one kick and punch already la. Like those kind of stupid ya-ya zha boh."

LOL EPIC FAIL.

9:30 PM

This article has been edited for length.

SINGAPORE - Today, weak tremors have been felt in Singapore. This is due to a powerful undersea earthquake that shook Western Indonesia. Places like Bishan, Toa Payaoh, Hougang and even Serangoon could experience the shaking.

Puzzled residents could be seen looking out of their windows as the tremors lasted for about ten to twenty seconds. The U.S. Geological Survey said the quake had a preliminary magnitude of 7.9.

The tremors that reached Singapore was significantly weak. However, some people managed to feel it.

Examples were XYT. He was playing an online first-person-shooter game when it happened. Quoted as he was saying, "I was playing my favorite game and owning some people using my knife-pistol-together strategy when suddenly, my friend, who was also playing with me, started yelling that his room was shaking. Initially, I did not believe him as I thought he was trying to distract me. But then a few seconds later, me and my other friend also experienced some shaking. My eyeballs felt like it was going round and round like a merry-go-round."

His other friend, ZHLT, also recalled his experience. "I was arguing with XYT that I was the one who came up with the knife-pistol-together strategy when LWLS said his room was shaking. I also experienced the tremor and I was terrified. My plant pot was shaking."

His other friend who was also playing with them, LWLS, said," I thought I was feeling dizzy and tired after school. But then my table was swaying left and right and the wires hanging at the side were also swaying. My glass shelf was shaking the whole time. I was scared. It was my first time experiencing this."

Also, they noticed that not everyone felt the tremor.
As said by ZHLT, "There were some kids downstairs yelling and playing catching as if nothing was happening. I guess you cant expect too much from this as we're so far away from Indonesia." LWLS added on to his point, saying," some kid was yelling across the block even though it was swaying."

Further details on the undersea earthquake were not available as the geologists have yet to respond to our calls.

Several parts in neighbouring Malaysia also felt the shaking.



Adapted from : The BadWill Times, 30th Secember 2009.
Source : http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090930/ap_on_re_as/as_indonesia_earthquake


In case you didnt know, the whole thing above was written by me. LOL.
Ok I really felt the shaking as my room was REALLY shaking. My whole block was swaying.

At first I thought I was too stressed up but then I recalled the latest chapter that I did in Geography class. Chapter 5 : Earthquakes.

"O MY GOD SAVE ME SOMEONE! PLS SAVE ME! I SWEAR I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO MRS ISMAIL IN CLASS FROM NOW ON!"

Nah it wasn't that serious. Just some slight swaying.
K that was random.
Back to studying now.






So if I ever see you on the street
I'll pretend that I didnt see
And turn my face
No use in small talk anyways

Because if I look into your eyes
Then I'll have to say goodbye
And thatll break my heart
So I wont even start
I wont even start.

8:05 PM

Man, exam's starting this week for me.
Really nervous.

What I mean is after all the hours of hard work, I still get no results.
And I'll be letting down everyone.

Jeez. Its tough being a student these days.



On a side note, I wonder why they have to schedule the F1 race like a week before our exams.
Its showing later at 7.30pm.

Putting me in a difficult position. F1 or Studies?
F1 only once a year, but FYE also only once a year. >_>
Hmmmmmmmm.

I've always liked F1 since my dad bought me the game when I was in P1.
I like the cars, but not so much with the drivers.
Personally, I prefer Mclaren.

Hope Lewis Hamilton won't let the team down :D
Hope I won't let myself down for FYE too. -.-

4:36 PM

You know, sometimes I wonder whats wrong with some people.

They say they wont do it again, and then a few days later, they do it again.
Once? Fine.
But more than twice?

I wonder if its "thrice bitten, none shy" for them.
Tag until its like they are telling their grandmother stories.

Let me suggest this to you.
Take your tags, and shove it up your ass.

You aren't welcomed here.

6:51 PM

I've done it again.
I wanted to start preparations during the Sept holidasy but I failed.

Now I dont even think I have enough time to come out with notes and study them.

I think that the Bio notes are screwed.
1 chapter separate into 3 parts for us.

SS textbook also screwed. 1 factor give one big chunk of text.
And I dont even know what the main point is.


I think Im gonna flunk FYE again. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Edit :
Taking a break from studying now.
Just read huan's blog. She wants to drive LOl.

Ok I also wanna learn. I mean I've always loved cars and racing games. 8)
And my cousin took up driving when he was 18!
Now hes like 19 or going to 20 and he's already got his own car! WTF!

Ah thats because his parents (My uncle and aunt) are like filthly rich.
And he aces his studies.
Happy lah he. Now at NUS and having a car. *drools*

>:) A car would be a must-have for me in the future.

3:02 PM

This'll probably be my last post before the exams.
Must really go 100% gear 6 already.

Argh. Currently typing Geog notes for chapter 3,4 and 5.
Dont even know if I have enough time to study them in time for the test.

Still need to prepare for Physics test. (!!)
Very stressed for it. Later never get A then no face.

K. No more games/recreational activities (or at least cut down to a minimum) until I feel confident that my preparations are sufficient.

12 more days till Final Year Exam.

24 more days till Final Year Exam's end.

8:03 PM

--->See this.<<--- That happened at the junction right outside my home. That morning, I thought it was a small accident when my dad drove past it. Then I realised that it wasnt when it appeared on The Electric New Paper today. (PS I got read the news ok! House never order ST so read online.) Man, poor girl died. According to my parents, the reckless driver went ahead even though it was Red. I hate it how innocent people bear the brunt of other people's mistakes. I mean the driver could pay the kid's parents as compensation or make a public apology but the girl won't come back. If you read the article, you'll find that the girl is pretty talented. Also, I almost got into an accident just now when I was making my way home. My blood is boiling just as Im speaking about this. I was walking out of the school's gate and was crossing the road. The road was clear and I saw a bicycle coming from the other side of the road.

Black arrows : Direction of road
Orange arrows : Direction the person is travelling to

So basically, I knew that there was a bicycle coming so I carried on walking following the middle line down while waiting for that asshole to pass.



But that asshole didnt just pass. HE WHIZZED BY ME.
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM AND ME WAS LIKE HOW FAR APART OUR SITTING PARTNERS ARE IN CLASS.

If he had gotten any closer I would have been knocked down.
Not only that, that fucking sucker at the back was screeching as if he was Fernando Alonso (THANK GOD HE ISNT).

Yes. HE SCREECHED INTO MY EAR. OPERA SUCKER.
AND HE MADE A FACE AT ME AS THEY PASSED.

Then the 2 suckers whizzed down the road as I started cursing that they crash into a car.

Actually, I saw how close they were coming and was preparing to knock both of them down instead of them knocking me down. (But I didnt cos I was thinking about the accident)

Reason : They were hooligans. Well not really, but still.
I mean the rider was smoking (our age) and the bitch riding pillion was yelling as if he had been castrated.
Also, they were Malays. You know those good for nothing retards? Yep those.

Screw better-off-dead malays. (Im not being racist. People like Faiz are better off living.)


Learning point : Next time a bicycle is charging towards you like a bull, do not panic and follow these steps.

Step 1 : Prepare to jump backwards. (Do it when they're like 1-3 metres away from you.)
Step 2 : Prepare to stick your arm out. Those suckers wont see it coming.
Step 3 : Use all your might to lock your arm in place. They'll fly like the wind.

In a nutshell, Back-track, Arms out, Lock.
NOTE: DO NOT PANIC! IT'LL ONLY ADD TO THEIR THRILL.

I'd recommend you doing only to those who really deserve it.
Move fast, strike hard, laugh.

Stay tuned for more Getting-back-at-suckers guides!

EDIT.

If you're feeling up to it, you can ignore the whole guide I wrote above and instead, USE YOUR FEET.
Demo :


It'll make him lose control of it and as he struggles to stablise himself, YOU CAN TAKE OFF >:)
And laugh at his pathetic state from a distance.

But...


4:40 PM