Catch A Crab

2011-03-18T01:15:00.005+08:00

I miss 41 so much.

JC's so screwed.. Os are like just a few months ago.
Remembered studying my ass off that time.. now Im doing it again.. and its just J1.

You'll never know how it feels like until you're really there.

Sec 3.. felt really stressed and missed lower sec life.
Now, I miss sec 4 life even though its the O year. Interesting how our perspectives changes as we grow older and move up the education hierarchy.

Endure!

Just another 1 year and roughly 9 months before we finally break free of this cursed cycle of torture.

2010-05-17T22:12:00.003+08:00

Finally MYE is over!
K im lagging by 3 days. Thats probably because Im enjoying myself.

And I'm back!
SJ comeback.
I comeback. ^o^

So I went out today.

At first I seriously wanted to pang seh jacqq because I BELIEVED she would be on time. And even I was slightly late.

Epicness @ Amk MRT station.

Bowling with class peeps.

Uhh performance wasn't really good today.
Basically just playing and throwing balls about for fun :D

BC is seriously the bowling king ._.
And jacqq is the bowling queen? Eh no is Queen of Luck.
Anyhow throw also get 9 pins.

Then went to Kbox. Apparently its the first time in my life doing that.
Experience = bad.

Couldn't get my voice up to its full potential. Sigh only low notes were good.
But thankfully huan says Im fine! :D (I'm Long! LOL)

Girls hogged up the system so the 3 guys were basically sian-ing all the way.
To spice things up, I did remixes of the korean songs. Like EPIC LOL.

O no I have trouble with jay chou's songs! ):

Looking forward to next K outing? LOL.
Too bad there is only a small number of SJ songs.

Ehh, im at a loss on what to blog.
SJ hwaiting? :D

Results GG.

2010-04-13T20:26:00.002+08:00

Mid year is coming, will probably leave this blog dead for some time.

Ain't it fast? Just a while ago it was the start of 2010 and now we're almost having our mid years.

Then soon it will be O level.
And soon we'll be facing JC Hell.

Ugh. I still remember the time when I first entered AMKSS.
Short ghey pants and running around the school and getting into trouble.

Damn. I miss primary school days when we could get A without even studying.
Actually "studying" wasnt even in my dictionary until sec 2.

Sian.

I can, must, and will start revision for MYE TODAY. (Revising physics O:)
Everytime I only started revising a few days before the thing.
Yep and get screwed results.

Now thats no more. I will start today!

O:

2010-04-01T18:04:00.003+08:00

Long weekend ahead (:

A big relief that oral is over. And another big relief that it went pretty well for me.

Well at least I think there was the 'dang dang' moment :D

ITS APRIL FOOLS' DAY!

History today was fine although I didnt really pay attention. Thats because I was reading the whole chapter the previous lesson as benten wasnt there :D

History is forever = slacking session.

Then physics. Well the good thing is there wasn't practical like how I expected. But it was one of those rare times I got extremely bored during Physics. Probably because I changed seats and sat with Jenson. O:

Well I shall not talk about chem cos i dont want to.

And during recess Amanda was like WEIRD.
Praveen was entering the toilet so I just happened to keep my eyes on him.

Then coincidentally, amd came out of the toilet and immediately said "SEE WHAT? YOU TELL ME SEE WHAT?"

Then later reaching 44 classroom...
Jaslyn came with some chocolate thingy but I was HUMBLE and did not take it.
And then amd "FREE ONE WHY DONT TAKE?"

Then she said something about pranking the teachers and then apparently, she hit me.
LOL WUT?

Jeez amanda is getting unstable.

I thought I was able to survive the day without getting pranked BUT I FAILED AT THE LAST MOMENT.

Jenson tried to prank me in the morning BUT FAILED. I WAS TOO OBSERVANT.

Anyway,
It was during assembly.

4/1 was mingling around at the back cos no one wanted to sit at the front.

Wendy walks in. (!!)

I smiles. -smile-
Wendy : Hi ! Eh your tie got something!
Me : Huh wha-
Wendy : April fools' !
Me : ...

Why is everyone going crazy on April Fools'?

And sadly we (4/1) didnt prank any teachers today ):
Anyway the only teacher who seemed good to prank today was Ms Lew but sadly she was early. UGH.

And Im finally starting to understand physics and am finally starting to improve in it! I SEE THY LIGHT.
22.5/25 is definitely a first for me for a physics test :D

Good Friday tomorrow. People having outings but Im not sure whether or not I should join them.
Invitations anyone?

PS : PLEASE TAG PEOPLE MY BLOG IS HORRENDOUSLY DEAD.

2010-03-26T17:18:00.002+08:00

I CANT SPEAK CHINESE FOR NUTS HANDS DOWN.

Last year O level oral I was trembling all the way.
Lots of words came out but they were generally revolving around the same few points.

Same mistakes again today. ARGH I think Im fated to get only a Merit for oral.

AND today Mdm chong was funny during Maths. If only maths was like this everyday then I would look forward to it and actually ENJOY it.

At least oral is over now ^o^
And English oral is coming next week.

Its fine but the thing is I dont know why the hell Picture discussion came back to haunt us.

Damn.

2010-03-24T17:09:00.002+08:00

Awwh. Almost post-less for 2 good ol' weeks.

Anyway life isnt getting any better. And I doubt it will soon.

CA marks are fabulous for once. With the apostrophes.
But hopefully it'll be for a good cause since I used to ace CA and flunk SA, I might just do the other way round this time.

Uhh.. i dont know why but im losing the blogging blues. Each time I come on to update my blog, I'd always run out of ideas.

Oh yeah High Jump is fun! As in the track and field event.

Cause you'll go like this

and then like this

And then after some success, you do this.

Nah this is a joke. Jumping over barbed wire is like !_!

Zzz homework flooding. Bio test on friday is doomed.

Chinese oral on friday is doomed x 2 (Since bhattarai is the examiner for us guys)
ARGH ORAL SUCKS.

K off for some relaxation ^o^

2010-03-11T18:04:00.002+08:00

Everything was fine today.

Except for the fact that I freakingly flunked Geog for the first time in 4 years.

1st test 15/25
2nd test 8/25 WTF?

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

This term all tests = Fail.
No mood to blog already.

Just hope that my efforts wont go to waste for next week. (Boss gang!! T__T)

Vince Toh says " I studied like shit for this, i spammed all the shit i can think of, i did the shit workbook and i get shit results."
Samuel lee likes this. -thumbs up-

2010-03-07T20:47:00.002+08:00

Well this is a rather random and pointless post because my main motive is to push the previous post down.
Looking at the pics one or twice is fine since I visit my own blog so very often... it aint a very pleasant sight.

So I was thinking of next Saturday's fund fiesta and I went to dig up last year's pictures of family day.

Well i miss that black horny guy in the middle of the picture (LOL no pun intended).

And since I only have 36 pictures of that event, I am spurred to spam pictures for Fund fiesta. Also bcause its the last one in our secondary school years (T_T).
Although I may be busy with the food (I accidentally typed Foot!) stall... but meh.. the guys can handle it.

Now thats what I'd call Power.

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"

^o^

2010-03-07T00:26:00.002+08:00

Still in a dilemma about braces.

Know what really scares me about extraction?

The moment you see your extracted tooth and you go "WTF my tooth got so big one ar?"
And also knowing the fact that permanent teeth goes all the way into the roots of our gums and then being yanked out just like that.

Typically the tooth is lifted using an elevator, and using dental forceps, rocked back and forth until the Periodontal ligament has been sufficiently broken and the supporting alveolar bone has been adequately widened to make the tooth loose enough to remove. Typically, when teeth are removed with forceps, slow, steady pressure is applied with controlled force.

Taken from wikipedia.

Now thats what I'd call a pool of blood.
And the strange and disgusting feeling you get when you fiddle that hole with your tongue.

:/

2010-03-03T16:56:00.003+08:00

3 words to describe my journey home.
Unbelievably tremendously suay.

K firstly, I decided to take 88 and not 74 today since I thought 74 was a joke and was forever late.

So like after 3 stops, a 74 zoomed past. WTF.
Somemore its the newer type with digital numbers. WTF.

And then some weird guy sat next to me.
PS he was wearing the SBS's light blue uniform.

So its like he sits down next to me and apparently, SPRAWLED himself over the seat.
Like SHIT HES TOUCHING ME.
And then he takes out his ancient Chinese antique (some dumb oil) and starts sniffing it.

It was still bearable. (Smelt like the feng you)
And then he FALLS ASLEEP.
AND HE MAKES THIS FACE THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING AN ORGASM. UTTERLY DISGUSTING.
Like THAT.

And then later as I was grumbling about how crowded 88 was for the first time, an empty 88 zoomed past.
And it was the NEWER model. WTFFFFF.

And wait, I havent finish yet. Ya I know its really faggotising.

The worst part.
Some big old douchebag sat in front of me.
Yeah its not a problem.

The real problem was HE STANK.
Its like he peed in his pants and then not bathing or changing for a month.
Fresh pee is still ok.
Seasoned pee is NOT ok. (SERIOUSLY IT STINKS LIKE 10000TIMES MORE)

So I had to like hold my breath for 5-7 stops.
And then I had a fright when he scratched his head.
His nails looked like he soaked them in disgusting yellow substances. (THEY WERE ALL YELLOW IM NOT KIDDING)

So yeah Imagine That.
One sex-crazed bus worker sleeping next to you with a seriously guai lan face and a douchebag who smelt like (think of the SMELLIEST thing you ever smelt) sitting in front of you.

It was so bad I had to get myself an ice pop to get that thought out of my mind.
And now im having a slight headache.
And there's Chemistry test and Physics SPA tomorrow oh god.

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."

PS Im usually very gentlemanly and refined and dont use such terms.
Its because i was really bugged by this experience.
.....

2010-02-28T00:59:00.005+08:00

Ok this is ridiculous.

I was reorganising my entire music library just now and just when I thought I was done, something horrible happened.

You guys know SNSD/Girls' Generation right? Yeah I have their song Gee.
Sure thats not a big deal.

But the thing is, windows media player did something crazy.
So you know... SNSD are like supposed to be hot babes right?

Like this!

-drools-

AND MY MUSIC PLAYER CHANGED IT TO THIS!
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Turn off your lights..
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Get ready for frights
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EPIC FAIL

Go click on it and ZOOM IN.
Like totally WTF? LOL.

WHO ON EARTH ARE THE CROWS ANYWAY? Their album art look like it was from the stone age.

Now im frantically trying to find a way to delete that crap.
My eyes are burning !_!

EDIT : I seriously want to faint alr. Couldnt take that pic off, so i decided to use the one i used in this post.
The problem is, I used the SUPER BIG one, 1000+ x 1600+. so its like Im staring right at their legs >_>
Like this.

YES I KNOW it looks weird WTF.

Driving me crazy .______.

2010-02-27T10:53:00.003+08:00

Finally fixed my archives.
The reason for me for wanting to access my archives earlier on was because I wanted to find some pictures ._.

Anw in case you wanted to know, I managed to get my links working again because i actually borrowed mendi's codes. (borrow sounds much nicer!)

I just happened to end up at her blog and found that her codes could work for me as well so yeah. PS I know i fail at editing HTML codes.

Hm hmm, so i would like to say thanks to mendi ang!

Anyway, when fixing my archives, i read through some of our old posts.
Like around 2008, i remembered that we could actually study for chinese.
But sadly i still didnt know what study was and of course just scraped by for chinese.

Ugh if i had studied i could have got at least B which would then boost my ego >_>

Time flies eh? We used to be the small chumps that ran around in school 2 years ago and now we're mugging our butts off for one of the biggest event in our lives.

Not forgetting the fact that we made many new friends and acquaintances unknowingly. but that doesnt mean old connections shld be forgotten.

ugh im ranting on and on again. Geog test on monday T_T

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."

This weekend shall not be wasted!

2010-02-27T09:33:00.002+08:00

Survived another week.

Dont really know what to say. Academics is still scraping along.
And Im going to put braces soon T_T

OK POST WILL END HERE BECAUSE IM SO BLOODY PISSED. BLOGGER SCREWED MY ARCHIVES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Look at the left under the links. Archive = "<$BlogArchiveName$>"
ZZZZZZZ NOOB FAIL.

2010-02-18T18:03:00.003+08:00

Class Drama is finally OVER!
And honestly I think that our class performed pretty decent, excluding the dance part !_!
Even iggy the joker was serious lor!

Argh. For the dance, the music played too early and we missed the starting part like WTF.
And there we were hearing 2 sounds the whole time which sucked !_!
And heng lost his balance at the ending but it doesnt matter cos the audience was laughing at him.

But overall its not bad... since we had crazy time constraints.

Wearing jeans and the white shirt under the uniform was definitely a killer.
My jeans was SOAKED with sweat. Bah.

And it was definitely heart-warming to hear people saying our dance was not bad.
And Im also relieved that the audience managed to understand the slow-mo video with all the Fails.
PS : ALL THE FAILS WERE ON PURPOSE!
PPS : But my "Shoe Fail" and macus' fail at the ending wasnt on purpose. It was REAL. My shoe fell off and he forgot his moves.

MmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm. Good luck to 42, 43 and 45 for the class drama!

And had comprehension test just now. I was basically doing it while half asleep man.
I finished at 3.15pm so for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I SLEPT DURING A TEST.
Seriously cannot help it lor, like some god come hypnotise me.

And so I handed in my summary's FIRST DRAFT. The one where we all make it look ugly by cancelling and erasing and whatnot. LOL.
But thankfully for one reason or another, I wrote pretty neat for a first draft. BUT I DIDNT LEAVE LINES. >_>

Argh whatever.

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"

A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

PPPS : Maybe this should have been at the end of the video instead.

2010-02-17T20:47:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow 4 guys will utterly embarrass themselves on stage....
WITH PRIDE AND HONOUR.

2010-02-14T00:48:00.003+08:00

You want to know whats my wallpaper?

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EPIC LOL.

2010-02-12T21:07:00.004+08:00

Had a really rough start for the day today.

So I told my dad since there were only going to be celebrations today, he didnt have to fetch me.

Dad : You sure? Cos the school bus uncle say can fetch di di and mei mei to school alr.
Me : Yeah can. Tmr relax no need rush.
Dad : kk.

So I get up like 30 minutes earlier today and went to catch the bus.

I decided to cross the bridge cause I wanted to walk past the foyer (LOL).
And as I walked up the stairs across the bridge.. someone approaches me.

Auntie : Eh boy!
(I was early and there wasnt much for the day so of course being the KIND guy I am, I stopped to help.)
Me : Yeah how can I help you?
Auntie : Whats the number of your school?
Me : ....? I dont know leh.

I mean who would actually memorise their school's telephone number? I never pon-ed school so obviously I dont have the slightest clue on what the number is.

Auntie : HUH? Eh you ought to be ashamed of yourself! You study there and dont know the number?
Me : ..................................... (A little pissed) Its in a book and I didnt bring it today.

-Silence for sometime as she calls someone.-
In the meantime I was thinking of either..
A) Bring her to our school since its so close BUT I decided not to since shes a stranger.
B) Give her some email address BUT I couldnt think of whose to give so nope not B.

Auntie : Whats the name of your school? I want to enroll my son in there.
Me : Ang Mo Kio Secondary.
Auntie : Ang Mo Kio Secondary (speaks into phone)
Me : -Remains quiet and looks around. Many people walking past.-
Auntie : You really dont know your school's number?
Me : -Annoyed- Yes.............
Auntie : You're hopeless man. You dont know the number then who know? I-
Me : ........ (Freaking pissed at this time) -walks off-

I really couldnt stand it any longer. I mean fine lah if she says something like "Huh you dunno? Argh." or "Tsk." or some other crap stuff.

BUT SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT I WAS HOPELESS? Who was she to reprimand me in the first place? I understand if he/she was someone from our school. BUT SHE WAS A STRANGER.

Yes I really couldnt hold it any longer and when she turned around to carry on walking, I turned behind, gave the finger and yelled a profanity.

To be honest, I almost gave her a punch in the face BUT of course I didnt. If I wasnt wearing the school's pants, I seriously would have Chris Browned her.
I mean she was like Kanye-ing me when I didnt do anything.

Witnesses = Sheng Xiong + Yan jie. They happened to approach me just when the incident ended.
And for that woman, I present to her this.

Guys, do leave a comment on what I should have done. Is it..
A) Apologise profusely and admit that I was a loser and I fail.
B) Did what I did above. That was cool enough.
C) Did what I did above but not yell anything and instead bottle it up inside and let the anger kill me.
D) I should have Chris-browned her the moment she insulted me.
E) I should have Kanye-ed her back.
F) Walk off cooly and think to myself that such people are fail and arent worth our time.
G) Other cool action that you think would have been great.

Nothing much for the rest of the day. That event was enough to piss me off the whole day.
It was like..
-Walks to school with sheng xiong and feeling pissed-
-Slacking at foyer while ranting out my frustrations-
-Cooled down during the CNY celebrations-
-Got pissed again in class because SOMEONE reminded me of her-
-Cooled down after leaving school-

And now Im pissed again. I guess the group "The more I think about it the more it pisses me off" on Facebook can describe perfectly what Im feeling now.

Last thing. Personally I regretted not insulting her back because I honestly think she was very qian da(looking for a beating). Her face was like......... Ok I cant show it here but trust me, it was SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY VERY VERY VERY SUPER SUPER qian da x10.

No pun intended. Im not lying about anything here. It DID happen, my EMOTIONS were true.
K end.

PS : The conversations werent exactly the same since I cant remember each word but basically that xxxxx was saying something around that line.

PPS : This is from iggy.

jack and jill went up the hill for some fill ( sex ) and meal ( cum ) but they saw bill ( yeah u guess it, threesome ) and jack made a deal with bill to fill jill with cum together and drill and thrill jill down the hill but instead they killed jill ( by gagging her ) but they revived her with a pill and they continued the fill and meal till jill's will cant take it anymore.

Its about Jack and Jill.

2010-02-10T20:40:00.002+08:00

Ugh. Still kinda pissed at the fact that my class has to be the first class to perform again this year.

And I think I got an epic fail teacher.

......

2010-02-05T18:50:00.006+08:00

Came back about 2 hours ago.
Well some of you may know, that I went to see the Singapore Airshow today.

Its like my first time attending one. (Ugh like very sua gu leh.)
Anyway I can only describe it as...
Great & Suckish.

Great because...
1. I got to see jets, choppers and whatnot all flying in the sky and doing stunts! ZOMG.

2. I used to think that "Breaking the sound barrier" was crap until today. Everytime a jet flew past the sound was like lagging several seconds behind it.

3. Even though the jet sound was extremely loud, I loved it.

4. Got to see all kinds of military stuff.

Suckish because...
1. Epic fail take up a lot of time.

2. We werent allowed to bring our water because of security reasons so we left it in the Air Room. I didnt go back to school to take it cos it was raining heavily.

3. They only gave us a pathetic small bottle of water. I didnt consume any liquids from 12 30pm to 4 45pm. (bought coke at mama shop)

4. Drinks are ridiculously overpriced. At least $2 for 1 can when I bought mine for $0.80 at the shop.

5. Boxed lunch was insufficient to suppress my hunger.

Argh I took some pictures.

Was trying to figure out my phone's camera's functions. Not bad eh :D
Im actually starting to think that my phone is pretty decent.

Is it just me or does he looks happy using that phone?

PS These few photos were all taken in the Shuttle bus. What do you see?

Sigh. Pictures like these remind me of good ol' Europe.

And the pictures of the day..

And also there were many more photos that COULD be taken but I didnt. O:

A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."

Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

2010-02-04T20:54:00.003+08:00

Hmmm. Today was still Okok.

History is forever slacking session. Bonus if we go to the computer lab LOL.
Zz. Wouldnt it be nice if the world was cadbury? ~~
Ok what I meant was wouldnt it be nice if they gave us the format for SBQs.
Eg Question Type A how to answer Question Type B how to answer.

Wouldnt it be nice?

Then Physics. For the first time,(no kidding kids) I actually managed to get the practical right.
Argh second SPA coming our way. Man its really fast, soon it'll be O's coming our way.

Well Chem was a breeze, at least for the first period.
CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY

Argh.
Main event of today = Recycling project. (Didnt we do this before?)
But sadly I got separated from my class T.T to help out with the unloading of stuff from the truck.

Truck goes around blocks to collect stuff from the classes.
Truck then goes to the carpark behind the school and unloads it into two huge containers.
Thats where WE step in. (Macus SX Cheebong weiquan + me)

Initially it was really boring since the truck had not arrived so we sat down next to a car for shade and talked about school life. LOL.
Tan zhi hong funny man.

First truck came and we unloaded all the newspapers. MAN it was heavy. Weiquan nth to do so he went into the container to sort the stuff out and almost got hit by us throwing the newspapers inside LOL.

And then later they made paper aeroplanes >_> (Of course I never play lah, Im so matured)
And they bet. Zhihong "If my this aeroplane nv fly I go touch macus' balls."
Yep he did LOL.

Only managed to leave the area and back into the school @ 6pm. ARGH.

Went to bus stop with gang.
-88 comes-
Me : Eh my bus come already!
SX : Okok, EH! Behind got 74! Wait for me la.
Me : Hmm ok, even though it may be crowded, I'll get home faster.

-74 comes-
-People inside packed like sardines- (I LEARNT THIS FROM THE ENG WORKSHEET OK)
Me : Yeah right >_> Now I have to wait for the next one.
-851 comes-
SX : My bus come alr! Bye!
Me : Oi walao eh.

-Waits alone at bus stop-
Thankfully another 88 came 3mins later.

Well people who know which bus stop I go to, you know theres a traffic light ahead right?
Yep 88 stopped at the red light. I was sitting right at the back of the second deck.

-Air con blowing directly at me-
Me : ZZZ WTF is with this thing.
-Looks up to adjust the wind direction-

AND I SAW AMANDA! LIKE WTH?
I mean usually when you see people from the second deck of a bus, you're usually the one LOOKING DOWN at them and them LOOKING UP at you.

But this time was the other way round leh.
Reason : She was on the bridge >_>

It looked like..

PS I know it looks like shes in the sky but I dont know how to draw 3D in Paint.

See her still okay but the thing is she was waving at me.
Yeah it felt kinda weird since I was totally caught off-guard.

Hahah okay I gotta go now so I'll end off here. I will post more often if such interesting incidents happen to me more often.

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."

"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.

The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me... is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say,'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"

"I say Sem Ting."

Little Girl: Grandpa, can you make like a frog?

Grandfather: What do you mean, make like a frog?

Little Girl: Mommy says we're going to make a lot of money when you croak.

2010-02-03T20:34:00.003+08:00

For the first time I was actually required to attend Maths remedial.
Ugh like so sad man.

Most of the tests are over but then again theres the second wave in the later part of the term.

Class script is screwed. I mean some classes already started on their props and we're still on the script.
AND WE'RE THE FIRST CLASS TO PERFORM.
Again.

And recently I was introduced to Super Junior.
"Sorry sorry sorry sorry *******************************"
Too bad if you dont get it. LOL.

Erm I know I dont update as often as before now and thats Bad Thing no. 1
Bad Thing no.2 is that most of the time, I lose all the ideas for blogging whenever I come to this "Create Post" page.
Which is precisely the reason why I dont really focus on one thing.

Ok focused blogging starts now.

Hmm school's alright. A month has passed so quickly.
Anddddddddddddddddddddddd...........

I dont know what more to say. See the problem?
Hmmmmmmm. Anyway CNY is coming up and theres gonna be like 5 days without school! How cool is that. Got $$$ to take somemore.

And now..

HAHA. Testing out my laptop's webcam.

And my dog! No but I wish he were. Cos hes awesome like me :D

So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !".
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you", and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says: "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

2010-01-24T09:53:00.027+08:00

Blogging session started at 10.00am.

Blog's becoming dead.
Well I guess I'll just post up some more pictures taken during my Europe trip.
PS : Will only post those taken at more significant places. Cause there's like 800+ pictures in total.

~~And blame crappy old Blogger for being a slowpoke in uploading pictures.~~
And blame crappy old Blooger for being a TOTAL SLOW FART in uploading pictures. Fail.

Some fountain. Throw money inside and make a wish.
Theres a picture of me doing that but I look like some dork so Im not gonna upload it.

Very first italian food that we ate = Pizza. Freaking big but extreme $$$.

Variety of ice cream flavours.

Close up of fountain.

Nice country side =)

Saw this at some shop.
You know you want it.

Pooch.
From the boat
Pooch

^o^

FINALLY WE SEE SNOW. Up close and personal.

Now this is the real deal. Up on the mountain.

Entering the Ice Palace

The unique ice cream that has been my facebook picture.
Now this is the REAL DEAL of all real deals. Stepped outdoors and whoa, blizzard!

See the sunlight penetrate the clouds O:

Mini traffic light.

K. Conclusion : Europe trip was fun.

Another thing that I can conclude.. I really want to FXXX Up blogger.
5 pictures take 10 minutes to upload. I CAN EVEN CRAWL FASTER THAN THAT. (?)
Imagine how long I spend on this post.

Then the last part I uploaded a few pictures and blogger showed nothing. WTF.
Thats why I never upload pictures.

XBXB Blogger. I really want to spray vulgarities out of my mouth to curse blogger but I shall hold it.

And if you want you can take any of the pictures and use it as wallpaper or whatever you want. But just let me know :D Not trying to brag but I think some of the pictures are really nice.
FYI: These pics are taken from my bro's camera. He took about 500++

My own personal collection has only been uploaded to facebook. And dont even think of asking me to post all 172 of them here.
Blogging session ended at 1.19pm.

2010-01-14T19:00:00.003+08:00

PS : Many of you might have heard me saying "Omg my knee pain T.T"
And I think im famous for skipping physical activities by using that excuse.

FYI, I finally read it up on wikipedia. Dont know why I didnt think of doing that earlier.

Its called the Osgood Schlatter disease.

"The condition occurs in active boys and girls aged 11-15, coinciding with periods of growth spurts.

It occurs more frequently in boys than in girls, with reports of a male-to-female ratio ranging from 3:1 to as high as 7:1.

It has been suggested the difference is related to a greater participation by boys in sports and risk activities than by girls."

So now you believe Im not lying when I said I injured myself when I was in sec 1 during the CCA open house?
If you still dont, for god's sake you can jolly well come to my house. I'll show you the X-ray of my cracked bones.

Damn it. Sometimes I dont do certain things because my physical fitness prevents me from doing so.. not some other shit reasons. Get it in your head.

"This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump which can be extremly painful when hit."

Ouch.

2010-01-14T17:18:00.003+08:00

Just what the hell are we humans turning into?

Today was somehow different from other days. Witnessed an incident in school, I was present, you were present, you know what Im talking about, lets keep it at that.

And just now when I was coming home, some guy from NYP called me. I was standing near the lift area. Some maid was there too.

Since I was on the phone, I decided not to get into the lift when it came. Strangely, the maid didnt enter as well.
So after I hang up, the same lift comes back. I got in, another man got in, but the maid still didnt get in.

The lift door was kinda stuck when it closed on the first floor. Hang for about 5 seconds before it started moving up to the 4th floor (the man's)

Door opens fine and the guy exits. I stayed in the lift as the door closed. But no, Mr Lift didnt want to do it the easy way. It was stuck again. This time I was alone <_>

It feels better to be stuck with someone else rather than being alone.

That happened to me and my dad before so I just tried pushing the door close.. it was harder and heavier than I originally thought it was ._.
And the lift was randomly shaking up and down the entire time. Imagine that.

Then after like 1 minute of futile pushing, the doors opened and I stepped out and headed straight for the stairs.
You know what? I was already on the 6th floor!

I know like WTF right. It didnt even move.

The thing is, that freaking maid knew there was something wrong with the lift.. AND SHE DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO STOP US FROM GOING IN.
Thanks a lot Fudgeface.

Damn man. And I just realised that my Maple account has been hacked. (Jenson help me pls T.T)
EVEN THE CYBERWORLD ISNT SAFE.

Who knows what humans will become in the future? Savage beasts who only care for themselves.

Pitiful.

A Blonde climbs over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2010-01-13T21:57:00.002+08:00

That picture nice right? Feel free to grab it and use it as your wallpaper cause its mine too!
And can you believe that Im the one who took it? In europe :D
Just feel that its a waste cos I didnt strike a cool pose inside if not it would have been great.

Almost two weeks of school is over. Fast isnt it? Soon we'll be taking our Os. Still remembered that I used to fret over whether or not I'll screw tests/exams up and now Im asking myself whether its going to be Poly or JC.

One thing I hate about myself.. fickle-minded. Yes its true x1000.

Fellow sec 4s, we should enjoy the first few months while we can. Since we'll most likely forget the true meaning of "freedom" and "enjoyment" in the later part of the year.

"
A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

A blonde, brunette and redhead all decide to participate in the swimming of the English channel.

They all decided to do the same stroke as it would be fair and they should all finish at the same time. Not wanting to lose energy quickly, they chose breast stroke.

They all started and a few hours later, the brunette arrives on land, tired.

The next one to complete it, was the redhead, a couple of hours behind the brunette.

Lastly, 6 hours after the brunette had arrived, the blonde clambers on shore, absolutely exhausted.

When the TV crew arrived, they asked her why she took so long, she replied: "Not to be a sore loser or anything but I'm pretty sure I saw the other two using their arms." "

Shall end it here again. ._.

2010-01-13T21:09:00.002+08:00

Ok I just logged into my maple account and that guy started talking to me.
Hm nothing wrong with that but I still find it amusing.

Because he said he saw me playing maplestory this morning when I was actually at the singapore discovery centre stuffing myself with hard cocoa flavoured army biscuits.

Lots of stuff going on in my head recently. Biggest matter at hand : Chinese.
Zzzzz. I've a lot to say about the way they manage us students but I shall keep my mouth shut.

Shhhhhh. Peace.

2010-01-05T17:44:00.002+08:00

New year, new start, O's coming.

School has been fine so far.. other than still trying to accept our new form teacher.
Zz. Ooh, didnt see that one coming. (sarcasm)

New teachers are fine but I just hope they wont screw us up.
Homework's starting to pile up. Still dont understand crap about Acids chapter though I will try to learn it on my own.

Also, almost got sabo-ed into the class committee.
Well honestly, I dont mind being the new vice chairperson (Chair's out of the question.) but Im also aware that my grades have been falling since the start of sec 3. Lacking the drive to study but I will force myself into the mood. Who wants to go to a crappy JC or Poly?

Or maybe Im just giving heng a chance to prove himself. (Or did we already do that? LOL.)

Anyway, I wont spend too much time on other activities. Perfect time to concentrate on studies.

That aside, I'll continue posting jokes at the end of each post.
For today its..
" A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish." "

K Im off. :D

2010-01-01T19:58:00.000+08:00

Happy new year! O's this year. What else is there to say?

2009-12-25T19:51:00.003+08:00

Merry Christmas everyone! Though my Christmas isnt so merry.

Anw, know what I like about switzerland/france? (Yeah this should be in the previous post but whatever)

Their dedication to bicycles. Their roads have an extra lane by the side that is meant for bicycles. Cool right?
I mean I'd rather cycle to school than to take bus because its freaking crowded and cold in the morning. Too bad my house is never within cycling distance.

Ok now Im at a loss on what to blog. Man this is awkward.
And I never really seem to receive Christmas presents. Damn.

2009-12-23T18:52:00.011+08:00

Finally decided to update, since its been exactly two weeks. Well, I think the trip is not bad.

Met some people on my tour group here and there, and I think they're interesting :) Not to forget the tour guides, good man. 2 thumbs up. If I had 3 thumbs, I'd give them three but I only have two. ):

Anyway, one thing I hate about the trip is that out of 14 days, around 8 days were spent in Italy. Which sucks. Traffic is definitely a thumbs down fo' shure.

Everytime we got into another city, first thing to go to.. chapels/churches whatever you call it. And thats exactly what I dislike.

I thought about lots of stuff to blog about when I was in Europe. Now that Im back, I dont have a single clue about the details ._. Some are still with me but I just dont want to bring them up.

3 days spent in Switzerland and the last 3 were spent in Paris.
Switzerland.. what can I say? Its beautiful. Lucerne was one of the places I went.

Surrounded by hills, valleys and mountains, Lucerne is the perfect place for you to get away from all the city's hustlin' and bustlin'. 'Wow' at the extraordinary sights and sceneries as our buses take you round the town.

Ok that was entirely made up by me. One thing I'd like to mention. My tour guide said people in that area get depression really easily. I guess its because of the boxed-up feeling you get when you're there.

And, I went up mount Jungfrau! 3571m above sea level. Yes, there was one area where visitors could walk outdoors and experience Mother Nature.
Something like..

Yeah. Red lines = Safety lines. Go over that = fall 3000m +++ to your death.
Red dot = swiss flag.
Blue line = gradient.
Invisible white dots = Blizzard. (PS i didnt draw this. thats why its INVISIBLE)

OF course I had to touch the swiss flag.

FYI. Temperature : -7.7degrees celsius.
Wind speed : 39km/h

1st attempt : Tried to test my limits and set off without gloves. Scurried back 5 seconds later.
Reason : Hands were FREEZING. (no kidding.)

2nd attempt : Went out. Came back in 5 seconds later.
Reason : The thing that covered my head flew off in like less than 5sec. (It was part of the jacket so its fine)

3rd attempt : Went out fully armoured. Came back 1minute later.
Reason : To prove it was really high, I video-ed the surroundings. And so had no more WARMTH to carry on.

4th attempt : Went out fully armoured. No recording or whatsoever and touched the flag.
Well actually I didnt manage to touch the flag cos some people were taking pictures there so I just stood there till I was chilled to the bone.

And.. I almost flew off the mountain. Literally. Going back indoors was going down the gradient and since I was moving really quickly (actually running), the wind almost blew me off.

This also made me realise something. I've got poor physical endurance/stamina. (actually I know it alr)
Ever since I got out of the train which took us to the mountain, I was pretty much panting the whole time. Actually it was after the meal ._.

K moving on to Paris. When you're in Paris, whats the thing that you cant miss? The Eiffel Tower of course.
At night...

The tower starts this sparkling effect for about five minutes every hour.

Inside..

Cool right. Taken inside the third floor of the tower. Can see my suave reflection yo (:

Cool right. Taken from the train.

Looks like there's smoke on the peak right.

I told you I wasnt lying.

The leaning tower of Pisa but I didnt go in.

The blue/green dude is my dad (:

Rest of the album is uploaded on Facebook. Too bad if the link isnt working for you cause it is for me. But anyway, just go check out my album for the photos.

In case you want to see how a receipt looks like there, heres a sample.

Erased the numbers so people wont say crap. Just click on it and hold ctrl + roll mouse wheel to see the details.

And if you're wondering, NOPE I DIDNT LOSE MY HEADSET. My dad took it accidentally.
And I didnt buy anything for anyone. Yep too bad. Sick of pocket burning.
And the God that I was talking about is Michael Jackson. Hah caught you off guard didnt I? No? Damn Im not sharing jokes anymore.

Ok just go check out my Facebook for more pictures.

2009-12-09T04:13:00.005+08:00

Currently in Italy, Milan. Quick update.
So far I've been to places like Florence and Venice in Italy, there are still other places but I kinda forgot.

Will be heading to Switzerland tomorrow, finally out of Italy. The thing I dislike about this tour is that we keep visiting chapels, catherals and churches. Their religious stuff seriously bores me out.

Italian food... not bad. Good change from the usual home-cooked chinese food.
FYI, europe is 7 hours BEHIND Singapore.

So now the time is 4.23am in singapore but its 9.23pm in europe.

If you think that Singapore's traffic is epic fail, as in its crowded 24/7, I think you should take a look at Italy, especially Rome.
Iggy used to say this about soccer.. "you find space you play."

Here, its "you find space you park." Its freaking true. The people happy-happy can just park their car in the middle of the road. (well not really but they really squeeze their cars into every little space they can find.)

Dont know what the hell the police doing. Happily chewing on their donuts while the city's in mayhem.

My tour guide's a funny man lol. And at least 80 people joined this tour. ( OOO that was really what I didnt expect. Two groups of 40+ )

Italy got A LOT of chio bus. No pimples no freckles just pure beauty. LOL.
Guys can come here find wives already ok!

K thats enough for now. Will update again soon. Probably when I return on the 17th.

EDIT : I was pissed for the whole day today. Why?

I LOST MY FREAKING HEADSET. Put it in some white case and I think it blended in freaking well with the bedsheets. Unfortunately even though I have like 4-eyes I couldnt see it. Only realised that it was lost when I got to another hotel yesterday.

I NEED MY MUSIC BADLY. PS: I know many of you dont see me having ear pieces stuffed into my ears and blasting music. Thats because I blast it on my PC at home LOL.
And since now Im outside, no loud blasting unless I want to get my ass kicked out of the hotel.

The worst thing is I lost my headset when I recently just got addicted to a whole bunch of songs. !_!
The addiction to music does wonders.

Now Im happily listening to my songs from my phone without blasting it ^o^ How?
HEADSET DUH! I kop my younger brother one LOL. In exchange for the hp charger. (He didnt bring his.)

Argh. If I had the headset for my PSP then it wouldnt have been this bad. I swear after I get back to singapore, I'll storm down to some shop jermaine lee(Jerm we got a date remember? ^o^ ) and get headsets man. 1 for phone 1 for psp.

Sigh. 10.30pm now in Italy. Morning call 7am tomorrow so can burn some oil tonight :D
(Its 5.30am in singapore)
Sadly no one's online in my MSN. Actually have but one is a firebird who does nothing but "Flame on" for the whole day. The other is a workaholic whos doing work even up till now. (double-checked my msn, still on LOL.)

K till then.

EDIT 2 : Dont say I bad ok. Tomorrow till 16th I'll TRY (No guarantees) to see how much my dad's willing to let me rob of him so that I can some gifts. I see who comes to my mind then I buy la hor. Till now I only know I need to get one for sng qi huan (But I can choose to shrug it off LOL). HUAN you owe me one hor if i buy for you.

Maybe when its 7am onwards in singapore, you guys may flood my cbox with "OI SAM BUY FOUR MI!" "EH FAG GET FOUR MI KAY" "Eh help mi buy xx" BUT i wont be able to see it already so tooo late. HAH.

And uh I THINK I CAN receive SMSes here in Europe. But even if i receive i most likely wont be replying cos it costs like 50cents for one message here. So see whos the smart one who visits my blog at this time when Im in the middle of my trip. But still if I dont feel like it i wont buy for the person hor, i warn first. LOL.

Time is gold ^o^ (No link LOL.)

K till then.

EDIT 3 : I want to share something before I leave. My tour guide told us just now.
A : What is god?
B : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. dont know.
A : God is black or white?
B : I think can be both la. Depends lor.
A : Ok. Then God is male or female?
B : I think both also have leh. Depends also lor.
A : Oh! I think I know whos God already.
B : Who?
A : Its ..........................

Who do you think God is? Leave your answer in the cbox. Will tell the answer the next time I have the chance to come online. I can guarantee you will LOL. Or at least get surprised.

HAH.

2009-12-03T16:44:00.004+08:00

So its finally the 3rd of December.

Today is the day..

we die.

No actually its the day I fly to Europe. The things Im looking forward to? The plane rides and the end of the trip (Computer wating for me ^o^)

Cos of some people, I started listening more to songs. And so I've added a few more artists to my Favorite Artists collection.

Ranking according to the time I started liking them. Earliest-latest

Numbah one,

Jay Chou :D

Numbah two,

Jason Mraz

Numbah three,

The Click Five

Numbah four,

Taylor Swift :D

Ok I dont know why I blogged about that, maybe just to lengthen this post. Or maybe for fun or even to brighten up this post. Anyway the main thing is Im listening to more music now.

My flight today is at donktknowwhattime but I know its around 12am.
Will be packing my laptop at 8 30pm so if anyone has any last minute things to say to me(Which I think there wont be) you can do so before that time.

K thats all. I like 6i'06 :D

2009-12-02T20:41:00.002+08:00

I really feel like closing down my blog cause I simply do not feel like blogging anymore.

-Cuts to the chase-

Will be going to Europe for the next two bloody weeks. Usually when I tell people that, the responses are mainly..

1. Wa rich kid
2. Walao so lucky
3. Lucky leh you, i wan go also canot sia
4. U dun wan go giv mi go la
5. rich ass la u still say no $$
6. wtf so long nv tell me
7. lucky ass

Honestly speaking, Im not looking forward to it. In fact, I'd rather stay here in SG with my friends.
Two weeks, half of my Dec gone.

Dont know where my holiday homework is, much less feel like doing it.

Was away to chalet yesterday and I came back today.
Shall not talk much about it.

These days, Im really running out of content to blog about. Maybe it'd be better for me to close this blog down. The cbox itself is already pathetic enough.

* What Not to Say to a Policeman
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."

2009-11-26T21:51:00.002+08:00

Been 16 days since my last real update.

Well there're two main reasons :
1. Too lazy
2. Been watching some chinese wuxia thing

In case you want to know, its 倚天屠龙记, or rather, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.
Yup yup! ZHANG WOO JEE.

Awww. Dont they look sweet together?
Zhang Wuji + Zhao Min = <3

Im happy that I've finished watching it. I started only on Monday you know!
4 days.. covered 40 episodes. 10 episodes a day.
Each episode lasts for 1 hour.
Which means I've been spending 10 hours a day just to watch this. LOL.

Its good because...
1. Destress
2. Kill time (I dont know why, I actually find myself running out of time LOL)
3. Feel good ^o^
I remember watching it in 2003 when I was still a P3 kid :O

Now I have a deeper understanding of the story :D
Anyone who got spare time to kill, I suggest you go watch it. On youtube.

Sadly, it took up a lot of my time. Hm.

Im so jealous of Zhang Wu Ji. He has like 4 ladies taking care of him! All chio one somemore.
One of the few men I look up to in my life.

For the first time, (actually no, I've done this a few times before), I've been staying at home since the start of the holidays!
Other than attending conquer O lessons and class chalet.

And I actually like it LOL. Spend more time at home might actually be beneficial.
Thinking about your problems alone. It helps sometimes.

Hmm. Leaving in a week. Not looking forward to it.
Anyway, I've got something nice to share with you.

Being in love is like pissing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Who think that its true or false, tag your opinions!

NO Im just joking. I dont want my tagboard to be flooded with such things LOL.

Now that I've watched more Chinese wuxia stuff, Im starting to believe more in fate.
Well, if fate allows, I'll probably be able to talk to shim personally someday.

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy wants to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."

Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner

2009-11-21T23:09:00.003+08:00

Humanity is about to end and there is only one way to stop it.

As the world leaders engage in a ferocious debate, danger irks closer to our doorsteps.

With the lives of your people in your hands...
what would you do?

Or rather...... WHAT can you do?

Watch the lives of your friends, family and people burn right before your eyes?
Or would you grab your loved ones with you and attempt a daring escape?

2009-11-21T11:23:00.003+08:00

Whats up forum. I know its been eons since the last update.

But I promise to update asap! Got some content worth mentioning at last.
Chalet later. !_!

Something to get you warmed up.....

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant comments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Kay Tagz Puh-lease.

2009-11-10T19:49:00.002+08:00

History workbook = Epic fail.

Some pages the tearing lines they make it very distinct so that its easy for us to tear the worksheet out.

Doing pages 45-49 now.
Have to tear it out.

But you know what? The tearing lines on those few pages are like ._.
Seemed like someone just used a pencil and drew dotted lines.
THE TEARING LINES ARENT HELPING ME IN TEARING AT ALL.

Now I tore like one-third of my history worksheets .....
This being late work is bad enough already.

But submitting torn pieces of work.. thats worst >_>

JEEZ.

2009-11-10T14:51:00.002+08:00

O level Chinese today.
Yes although its much easier compared to Higher Chinese, Im still not confident.

The friggin second comprehension was screwed ._.
All the answers were pretty much along this "Keep falling, keep getting up. Not giving up.." etc etc.

I'll be satisfied if I get a B3. A2 if God blesses me.

Ugh. Everyone said I was getting panicking too much for it.
But still the question lingers in my head.

Atmosphere outside the hall was tense as we waited.

Now my back and neck feels weird since I didnt crack them during the first paper.

Now that O is out of the way, the only thing Im looking forward to is the end of Conquer O.

Quite a number of activities lined up for the next few weeks.
And soon 2010 will be here.
And soon we'll be in Term 1.
And soon we'll be taking our Mid Year Examinations.
And soon we'll be taking our Prelims
And soon we'll be taking our O's.

Holy crap.
I'll make sure I hit my goal for O levels man.

There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock
market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out
in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind
a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a farmer gets out of his truck.

"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I
came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."

"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.

"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating,
little drinking, and a little screwing."

"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"

"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and
explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means.''

The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.''
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor
with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back
to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read...
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

2009-11-02T15:26:00.005+08:00

Whats happening forum. Today is so not my day.

The most fundamental reason was that we had to go back for lessons.
If that wasnt disturbing enough, I had a really bad cold.

It was like this..

In car... -sniff-

In classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Comp lab... -sniff-

I didnt have the tool, which we use to clean stuff or just for fun, to help me.
In order words, no tissue.

I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal so I took 0 packets of tissue paper with me.

Used toilet paper as a substitute.

Having a headache.
The cold really affected my performance today.
Couldnt even finish 1/2 of one letter in one hour.. and O level chinese is next tues.

To top it off, it rained.
And I didnt have the cone-like tool which we use to shelter ourselves from the elements.
The one which we use to hit people with.

The one which we use as a.. I dont know.

In other words, I didnt have an umbrella. Excellent.
And I was still having a cold. Excellent x 2.

-Change of topic-
Spent my weekend watching anime.

Ye Gundam Seed. (PS not destiny)
Its my favorite anime.

Jeez. Thursday is SPA day.

A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars,
would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially,
we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."

There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

2009-10-29T14:58:00.002+08:00

Whats happening forum.

Recently, I lost the blogging blues.
And the plurking blues.

Feel like ripping it off my blog cos I hate to see the karma drop day by day >_>
Argh I'll just rip it off now.

-Fiddles with template-

Today's supposedly the last SCHOOL day.
But there are extra lessons for two weeks starting from next week.
Jeez.

Almost a year has passed. Aint it fast?
I still remember getting my streaming results last year and now Im complaining about Conquer O next week.

Next year at this time we would be studying our asses off, while others are enjoying.

Not forgetting we have O level chinese on the 10th and Physics SPA on the 5th.
Friggin worried but dont know what to do about it !_!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Post exam activities ,not counting the dance, were fine. Sadly I screwed up bowling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

K Im done.

A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?"
He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a
dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth
more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and
so far I've made $20!"

Tag leh.

2009-10-23T22:49:00.002+08:00

Whats happening forum.

Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.

Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.

The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!

I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.

Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.

Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.

Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.

Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)

Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Have a nice day.

2009-10-15T12:31:00.004+08:00

Whats happening forum.

So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.

I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.

And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.

Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....

It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.

Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.

Ye.

And I want to post this overdue picture.

You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.

Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.

Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.

Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

Have a nice day.

2009-10-13T12:28:00.008+08:00

Yep my blog's been dead for days.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!

-Epic fail introduction-

Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.

Happy Birthday Min Yi!
Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!

But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.

Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!
And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)

So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
(Click for better view)

Now thats so freaking obvious he's snuggling up to his old ~~friend~~ __(whathaveyou)__! <3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QYr1xe0PAWs/StQFTCG9-dI/AAAAAAAABsU/z4yoSNBkI_E/s1600-h/2009%2BMTV%2BVideo%2BMusic%2BAwards%2BShow%2BWz8vZT9dzcdl.jpg">

Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.

Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.

Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.

A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."

K its updated.

2009-10-06T21:13:00.000+08:00

2009-10-02T18:12:00.000+08:00

One subject down, 7 more subjects to go.

This shall be my last post. (I swear man)
At most I'll be plurking.

THOU SHALL NOT GIVE UP!

2009-09-30T21:30:00.000+08:00

Random stuff :

Just 10 minutes ago I went down to catch a glimpse of Singapore Idol.
As the show was ending, Gurmit Singh was standing and talking.

Some guy was behind him.
My dad said : "Walao eh see that guy? Playboy face. These kind walk into the street sooner or later also will kena beaten one. If its me ar I give him one kick and punch already la. Like those kind of stupid ya-ya zha boh."

LOL EPIC FAIL.

2009-09-30T20:05:00.008+08:00

This article has been edited for length.

SINGAPORE - Today, weak tremors have been felt in Singapore. This is due to a powerful undersea earthquake that shook Western Indonesia. Places like Bishan, Toa Payaoh, Hougang and even Serangoon could experience the shaking.

Puzzled residents could be seen looking out of their windows as the tremors lasted for about ten to twenty seconds. The U.S. Geological Survey said the quake had a preliminary magnitude of 7.9.

The tremors that reached Singapore was significantly weak. However, some people managed to feel it.

Examples were XYT. He was playing an online first-person-shooter game when it happened. Quoted as he was saying, "I was playing my favorite game and owning some people using my knife-pistol-together strategy when suddenly, my friend, who was also playing with me, started yelling that his room was shaking. Initially, I did not believe him as I thought he was trying to distract me. But then a few seconds later, me and my other friend also experienced some shaking. My eyeballs felt like it was going round and round like a merry-go-round."

His other friend, ZHLT, also recalled his experience. "I was arguing with XYT that I was the one who came up with the knife-pistol-together strategy when LWLS said his room was shaking. I also experienced the tremor and I was terrified. My plant pot was shaking."

His other friend who was also playing with them, LWLS, said," I thought I was feeling dizzy and tired after school. But then my table was swaying left and right and the wires hanging at the side were also swaying. My glass shelf was shaking the whole time. I was scared. It was my first time experiencing this."

Also, they noticed that not everyone felt the tremor.
As said by ZHLT, "There were some kids downstairs yelling and playing catching as if nothing was happening. I guess you cant expect too much from this as we're so far away from Indonesia." LWLS added on to his point, saying," some kid was yelling across the block even though it was swaying."

Further details on the undersea earthquake were not available as the geologists have yet to respond to our calls.

Several parts in neighbouring Malaysia also felt the shaking.

Adapted from : The BadWill Times, 30th Secember 2009.
Source : http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090930/ap_on_re_as/as_indonesia_earthquake

In case you didnt know, the whole thing above was written by me. LOL.
Ok I really felt the shaking as my room was REALLY shaking. My whole block was swaying.

At first I thought I was too stressed up but then I recalled the latest chapter that I did in Geography class. Chapter 5 : Earthquakes.

"O MY GOD SAVE ME SOMEONE! PLS SAVE ME! I SWEAR I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO MRS ISMAIL IN CLASS FROM NOW ON!"

Nah it wasn't that serious. Just some slight swaying.
K that was random.
Back to studying now.

So if I ever see you on the street
I'll pretend that I didnt see
And turn my face
No use in small talk anyways

Because if I look into your eyes
Then I'll have to say goodbye
And thatll break my heart
So I wont even start
I wont even start.

2009-09-27T16:36:00.002+08:00

Man, exam's starting this week for me.
Really nervous.

What I mean is after all the hours of hard work, I still get no results.
And I'll be letting down everyone.

Jeez. Its tough being a student these days.

On a side note, I wonder why they have to schedule the F1 race like a week before our exams.
Its showing later at 7.30pm.

Putting me in a difficult position. F1 or Studies?
F1 only once a year, but FYE also only once a year. >_>
Hmmmmmmmm.

I've always liked F1 since my dad bought me the game when I was in P1.
I like the cars, but not so much with the drivers.
Personally, I prefer Mclaren.

Hope Lewis Hamilton won't let the team down :D
Hope I won't let myself down for FYE too. -.-

2009-09-21T18:51:00.004+08:00

You know, sometimes I wonder whats wrong with some people.

They say they wont do it again, and then a few days later, they do it again.
Once? Fine.
But more than twice?

I wonder if its "thrice bitten, none shy" for them.
Tag until its like they are telling their grandmother stories.

Let me suggest this to you.
Take your tags, and shove it up your ass.

You aren't welcomed here.

2009-09-20T15:02:00.003+08:00

I've done it again.
I wanted to start preparations during the Sept holidasy but I failed.

Now I dont even think I have enough time to come out with notes and study them.

I think that the Bio notes are screwed.
1 chapter separate into 3 parts for us.

SS textbook also screwed. 1 factor give one big chunk of text.
And I dont even know what the main point is.

I think Im gonna flunk FYE again. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Edit :
Taking a break from studying now.
Just read huan's blog. She wants to drive LOl.

Ok I also wanna learn. I mean I've always loved cars and racing games. 8)
And my cousin took up driving when he was 18!
Now hes like 19 or going to 20 and he's already got his own car! WTF!

Ah thats because his parents (My uncle and aunt) are like filthly rich.
And he aces his studies.
Happy lah he. Now at NUS and having a car. *drools*

>:) A car would be a must-have for me in the future.

2009-09-19T20:03:00.004+08:00

This'll probably be my last post before the exams.
Must really go 100% gear 6 already.

Argh. Currently typing Geog notes for chapter 3,4 and 5.
Dont even know if I have enough time to study them in time for the test.

Still need to prepare for Physics test. (!!)
Very stressed for it. Later never get A then no face.

K. No more games/recreational activities (or at least cut down to a minimum) until I feel confident that my preparations are sufficient.

12 more days till Final Year Exam.

24 more days till Final Year Exam's end.

2009-09-17T16:40:00.006+08:00

--->See this.<<--- That happened at the junction right outside my home. That morning, I thought it was a small accident when my dad drove past it. Then I realised that it wasnt when it appeared on The Electric New Paper today. (PS I got read the news ok! House never order ST so read online.) Man, poor girl died. According to my parents, the reckless driver went ahead even though it was Red. I hate it how innocent people bear the brunt of other people's mistakes. I mean the driver could pay the kid's parents as compensation or make a public apology but the girl won't come back. If you read the article, you'll find that the girl is pretty talented. Also, I almost got into an accident just now when I was making my way home. My blood is boiling just as Im speaking about this. I was walking out of the school's gate and was crossing the road. The road was clear and I saw a bicycle coming from the other side of the road.

Black arrows : Direction of road
Orange arrows : Direction the person is travelling to

So basically, I knew that there was a bicycle coming so I carried on walking following the middle line down while waiting for that asshole to pass.

But that asshole didnt just pass. HE WHIZZED BY ME.
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM AND ME WAS LIKE HOW FAR APART OUR SITTING PARTNERS ARE IN CLASS.

If he had gotten any closer I would have been knocked down.
Not only that, that fucking sucker at the back was screeching as if he was Fernando Alonso (THANK GOD HE ISNT).

Yes. HE SCREECHED INTO MY EAR. OPERA SUCKER.
AND HE MADE A FACE AT ME AS THEY PASSED.

Then the 2 suckers whizzed down the road as I started cursing that they crash into a car.

Actually, I saw how close they were coming and was preparing to knock both of them down instead of them knocking me down. (But I didnt cos I was thinking about the accident)

Reason : They were hooligans. Well not really, but still.
I mean the rider was smoking (our age) and the bitch riding pillion was yelling as if he had been castrated.
Also, they were Malays. You know those good for nothing retards? Yep those.

Screw better-off-dead malays. (Im not being racist. People like Faiz are better off living.)

Learning point : Next time a bicycle is charging towards you like a bull, do not panic and follow these steps.

Step 1 : Prepare to jump backwards. (Do it when they're like 1-3 metres away from you.)
Step 2 : Prepare to stick your arm out. Those suckers wont see it coming.
Step 3 : Use all your might to lock your arm in place. They'll fly like the wind.

In a nutshell, Back-track, Arms out, Lock.
NOTE: DO NOT PANIC! IT'LL ONLY ADD TO THEIR THRILL.

I'd recommend you doing only to those who really deserve it.
Move fast, strike hard, laugh.

Stay tuned for more Getting-back-at-suckers guides!

EDIT.

If you're feeling up to it, you can ignore the whole guide I wrote above and instead, USE YOUR FEET.
Demo :

It'll make him lose control of it and as he struggles to stablise himself, YOU CAN TAKE OFF >:)
And laugh at his pathetic state from a distance.

But...

2009-09-15T17:32:00.002+08:00

Absolutely pissed.

1. Went for hair cut. I just said "Normal slope." Guess what, that ass cut off my side burns. Like totally.

Now I look like a retard. A pissed off retard.

2. Got home, turned on my laptop. Tells me : Unable to connect to network.
Like WTF? I "Diagnose and Repair" 5 times, no avail. Only after 10minutes then it allowed me to connect. It didnt use to happen but now it crops up.

3. When trying to solve that internet thing, I got pissed and threw my mouse. Guess what? The mouse wheel got pushed in, didnt come out. Got even more pissed, took a pair of scissors and tried to pull it out, ENDED UP CUTTING THE RUBBER.

Now Im TRULY MADLY DEEPLY PISSED. Took it up, slammed it right down onto the table.
You know what?

THE MOUSE WHEEL POPPED BACK UP. WTF IS WRONG WITH LIFE.

Jesus Christ. Im going to immerse myself in my studies, and get the same grades as what I have now.
PS : Getting my this kind of grades for FYE/MYE is a MAJOR achievement.

2009-09-13T21:28:00.002+08:00

So YOU want to know why I removed my tagboard?

Thats because I dont want some people to dirty my blog with their shit comments.

Please, you may think that your words are not offensive.
BUT, to some people, it hurts their pride.

Well if your brains are your ass then I've got nothing to say. But your brains are in your head.
So think about what you're gonna say before saying it.

PS, my name Samuel is for anyone to call one.
But not everyone can call me Sam.

You better stop calling me that and act like you're all cool and friendly with me dumb fuck. Not everyone like you and not all of them show it. Im not one of them.

Damn morons living in their own world.

go learn from that.

2009-09-10T22:57:00.003+08:00

I've never received so many wishes before. Very touched ;)
Some expected, some surprised me.

Life throws all sorts of things at you and usually, you'll find it hard to go on.

But many small and meaningful things like these gives us the energy to go on.
Things like wishing others happy birthday.

You may not think that its that big of a deal but to that person, it may mean the whole world to him. =)

But sadly, my birthday is like weeks before exam. Spells d-o-o-m.
And I nvr seem to get a chance to go out and have a celebration with my friends ):

2009-09-10T18:26:00.004+08:00

Thanks guys for all the birthday wishes! Much love baby :)

First thing in the morning, went to Ah Heng house for Maths Proj.
MACUS PANG WAS LATE BY 1 HOUR 30 MINUTES.

Supposed to reach his house at 10am. Guess what, we called him at 10am and he just woke up >_>
Felt weird as I wore uniform O: (Had to take the maths 10 yr series)

Anw, filming of the video was hilarious. And I kinda think that the one in the video doesnt really look like me.
Weird.

Honestly, I'd rather have a Maths test than a Maths project. I mean you can settle the whole thing within 1 hour while the project is so tedious.

Went BOWLING with Trevis after that. I TELL YOU, I BROKE MY RECORD.
Maybe cos its my birthday so God blessed me. 1st game new record already.
But the subsequent games sucked -.-
New record : 127 points.

This shows that my skill is still intact. HAH.
MAFIA! COME CHALLENGE ME AND TREV AFTER FYE. Everyone VS Me + trev.
One hell of a game. LOL.

Exactly 3 more weeks to exam for me. (HCL) I still cant get over the fact that I END ONE DAY LATER THAN THE REST.
History-elective students should be sharing my pain and anger.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Thats all I think.
PS : ROhit just spammed me on MSN LOL. Come to think of it, Im missing that blackie man. LOL.

Ah, another day gone.

2009-09-08T22:42:00.003+08:00

Just what the heck is wrong with people?
One moment say "Ok Im in". The next moment.. "xxx not going so i nt goin. sry".

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, consider our god damn feelings.
Organising outings has got me fucking pek-chek I tell you.

All I want is just a get-together. Is that very demanding?
10 months down stage, 10 minutes up stage.
10 days planning ( + must see people's attitude ) , 1 day action.

I'm washing my hands off all organising responsibilities.

Fuck outings. Go books.

2009-09-06T21:33:00.001+08:00

Put up the cbox again as some people told me its inconvenient for them without it.

I hope pests won't linger around here for too long.

2009-09-05T23:37:00.010+08:00

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I did it. I finally did it.
After 2 gruelling hours.... I FINALLY.....
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Labour!

From this ruined piece of art...

(those 2 buggers were the cause)

to..

This looks so much better!
This wasn't edited using Paint.NET, but Photoshop. ;D

Im a newbie at it so pardon me for the crappiness.
But Im pretty satisfied with this. ^o^ I even inverted the picture out of boredom!

There you go Trevis. Just you and Ms Tan, no Kwf or Jetty to interfere!
Haha! Next time got picture I dont like, I can edit it to my liking before posting!
LOL.

The power of Photoshop is beyond comprehension.

2009-09-05T12:22:00.005+08:00

Term 3 is now over. Aint it fast?

Results is still ok. But not exceeding expectations.
-looks to countdown clock-

Only 26 more days to FYE. Time waits for no one.
Thus I shall attempt to start in the holidays.

Main event for yesterday : Miss Tan is leaving us ):

Well I think shes a really great teacher. She stayed back with us till 6 during maths remedial the week before.
And personally, I think I prefer her more than Mdm Chong. LOL. SHHH.

Pictures ripped from huan's blog. She ask me rip one hor.

Zz my fringe's screwed like always.

Supposed to be only Trev and Ms Tan but the 2 buggers came in -.-
Actually Im behind. But KWF TOO BIG ALREADY. He block me -.-

And Im sorry Trev! Paint.NET aint powerful enough to edit you and Ms Tan out!

Ms Tan candid O:

Im going to strive hard for this last hurdle.
Its time to reclaim what I've lost.

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2009-08-30T13:08:00.002+08:00

Happy Birthday to Yeo and Loon Shin :]
Hoic!

Ever since my Desktop was moved to the living room, my house never seemed to be quiet.
Thats because my Dad is constantly blasting away oldies. ._.

Well, I allowed him to shift it there because he wanted to have a feel of the computer.
( I told him many times that it has a mind of its own cos it keeps restarting )
But he doesnt believe me. Now he does. Because it failed on him when he was doing his work LMAO.

Ugh. Now Im using my Laptop. Dont really like it and dont really hate it.
O:

2009-08-27T19:35:00.003+08:00

You know? You know? You know?

Maybe you don't. But I'll tell you.

I GOT A2!

Yeah can't believe right. Cos I also can't. LOL.
But overall still C5 only. Sigh.

And also..

I GOT A1!

Don't see whats so surprising of this. Expected anyway -.-

You might be thinking.. What's he referring to?
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I very happy cos I had been failing the previous tests.
I can now see the light for Physics. I LOVE PRESSURE.

Sense of achievement.

And the A1 was for the E maths test. Its expected from me so not much of a surprise.

Did 3 hours of maths in school just now during Maths Remedial.
Hopefully I'll do well tomorrow (:

2009-08-26T22:24:00.002+08:00

To think I said "Trigo is easy."
So wrong.
So God damn wrong.

When my tutor was teaching me about it in advance, he skipped Radian/Pi and merely remarked : Too hard/complicated/difficult.

Then why do our teachers teach it at the same fucking time.

Thanks to him, Im so fucking messed up with Trigo.
Sine here Cosine there, still ok.
1 Pi come out = Game over.

Sometimes I even wonder why I take my studies so seriously. In fact, TOO seriously. To the point where I'll even breakdown because of it.

I'll do everything I can do save myself from this but if I screw up the test, so be it.

2009-08-25T19:50:00.003+08:00

OK so I had been asked to update this pathetic little blog of mine.
Black and white, plain.

No pictures.

Inconsistent updates.

Whatever. You know, sometimes I just run out of things to blog about.
There are quite a number of blogs that I admire for.. whether its their sense of humour, interesting updates, indefinite amount of content to blog about.. etc.

I'd just wish that I was as good as them. But sadly, Im not.

Take Mendi for example. I really dont know how she goes about posting on her blog, but it seems to me that her posts are always interesting and have a sense of humour.
On the other hand, mine is so..... -loss for words-

Ok maybe I shouldn't have blogged about that.
Change of topic.

Roughly 38 more days left to FYE. And it feels like MYE was over just yesterday.
Im starting to see the light in Physics, but I think, unfortunately, thats just for the chaper on Pressure.

Secret formula for Physics (From what I know) = Understanding concept + Practice
Just prepare for it the way you prepare for maths tests.

Im falling behind in Chemistry. Zzzz I dont wanna flunk it man. Not when my Biology is practically owning my ass upside down.

A Maths test this friday. I so hate Radian. Pi.

There was the Badminton Interhouse today. I think Yeo played great man. Like wow.
And I just got the news from Huan that Commitment got 3rd in Badminton Inerhouse!

Congratulations to Commitment!

This is for you guys! The least I can do.
In singlish : I tell you yeo is damn zai manzx. If he not there I think we lose liao.

-end-

2009-08-20T19:43:00.007+08:00

Ah.

Today's physics lesson was really productive. It was like a one of a kind thingy.

Cause we swapped places! :X
Ya that is unforgiveable but hey, we learnt a whole lot today since all of us are concentrated together.

Leads to lots of questions asked.
Which leads to lots of discussion
Which leads to more information absorbed!

I can swear today was like the first time i paid 150% attention during Physics.

Hmm.

I think that class 35's drama is the best among all of the classes man. Yes Im saying its even better than 31's. (no offence to teachers and scriptwriters)

FYI, this is just my opinion.
Well cant blame anyone. Their peeps are much more cooperative.
Our class' actors dont want act main role.
Our class not everyone is cooperative.
Sigh, but nevermind. There's always next year anyway.

Interhouse soccer was above expectations today. Thought we would get thrashed ._.
But we just lost 0-1 which is exceptionally good O:

And I feel like skinning huan man.
Her words/actions reminded me of this story. (although you may find that its a bit no link.)

Black stickman steals a briefcase of gold from Idontknowwhereorwho and is desperately trying to find a place to hide it.

He digs a hole in the ground and drops the briefcase inside.
(the face at the bottom right is comepletely random)

Black Stickman places a sign and walks off, thinking that he's the world's greatest prodigy ever.

Sky Blue Stickman comes along and looks at the sign suspiciously.
Yep you know what happens next.

Argh. The more I look at it, the more I think that this is irrelevant -.-
Hm I shall end here.

-Trots off to prepare for maths test-

2009-08-14T16:06:00.002+08:00

Yep Im back.

First time in History Im doing up Geog notes for next wednesday's test. (I usually chiong notes right before exams)

aaaaaannnnnnnnndd, I ACED MY BIO TEST.
Damn shiok.

And I thought I was going to fail cos I didnt study much for it.
Thankfully mr toh's consultation helped a lot (:

And to Rohit :
Take care man! Dont forget us! We'll have more fun when you come back (: But no more sakae please. LOL.

Today's PE lesson was epic.
Boon Liang incorporated gangster soccer into the game.
Resulted in Potato falling. LOL.

ITS A JOKEEE. You should have been there to see it for yourself.
Its like a big boulder tumbling over and over. LOL.
And he left the field right after that lmao.

So you see, *points to tagboard* there's someone pestering me to change specs.
I guess I will when I feel like changing. (:

Ye.

2009-08-09T20:14:00.001+08:00

Happy 44th Birthday Singapore ! (:

And have a nice day.

2009-08-06T18:35:00.003+08:00

Class Play = Success!

Relieved that its now over.
Our blood, sweat and time had paid off!

Good job to everyone especially Rohit, since he took over the main role at the last minute.

Ms Lee is evil, she took my picture when I made that spastic face.
Like wth, I cant do anything to stop her or else I'll be ruining the whole thing.

Ugh. Hopefully we'll be able to get the video of our play asap.
Give Rohit a copy and he'll miss us like crazy. LOL.

Hm. Jethro did a good job managing the music too. :D

Ah, shall miss these times.

And winneb says she cant believe that I can act like that!
HAH, now you know my true 功夫!
Being the emcee was indeed enjoyable. :)

2009-08-05T21:27:00.000+08:00

Class Play performance tomorrow.
Go 3/1 !

Lets make it a success.

2009-08-04T18:16:00.006+08:00

I so wanna blog about this.

So I was at the bus stop just now waiting for the bus to arrive.

Then suddenly, an Indian man approaches me.
He tells me he had just suffered an asthma attack and says he has to get to Tan Tock Seng Hospital immediately.

The thing is, he wants to take a cab and he only has $2.
Yes, he asked me for $10. Like wtf.

I said, " Why not I call an ambulance for you? "
And he says its expensive.
" But your health is important. "
" cannot waste money lah. "

I didnt know what to say and kept quiet.
Then he prompts, " can or not? "

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" sorry I cant. "

And he walks off.

Coincidentally, he got on the same bus as me. 74.
He got off 1 stop after AMK Mrt and walked towards the block of flats.

Conclusion : Is he a conman? Or not? Did I do the right thing?

I didnt trust him because..
1. I heard of MANY conman cases in AMK, and personally witnessed some.
= Not safe to trust people in the area.

2. Im just a boy who has barely reached 15.
Who approaches a student during an emergency? There were 2 other smartly-dressed men in the bus stop at that time. Why ask me and not them? Also, they're likely to have more cash than me.

3. Students are easier to cheat..?
Something I just thought about. Would you rather try to cheat a 20 year old young man or a primary school kid?

But I still dont know whether I did the right thing. -.-

2009-07-30T20:59:00.000+08:00

Currently preparing for the Maths test tomorrow.

Screw circles. Got a feeling that Im gonna flunk it thanks to those roundies zzzz.

2009-07-27T18:59:00.005+08:00

Ok I'm pressed for time, so I'll make this short and sweet.

Happy Brithday to Miss Joselyn Lee! <---(Zzz font still not hot pink even after 2 tries..)

Physics tuition was fun.
Hopefully will do better for tomorrow..? I dunno.

And I discovered something shocking today! LOL.
Nah I'll respect the person's privacy and not post it here.

I wont tell you even if you approach me in person so don't even think about it.

Off to study for Geog test! ARGH Rivers.

2009-07-24T15:50:00.004+08:00

What do you know, its the end of the week again.

A Maths test sucked but shall not cry over spilt milk (:
And boy Im really glad I went to maths remedial yesterday. If not, today's test = fail.

Oh yeah, Zhi Hong and Yi Chou were the epic jokers for today man.
I still can remember yi chou saying "不管多久, 我都会等你的!" to Tzu Chun.
I think they had to stay back and write a reflection on their actions LOL.

Tests are coming up in the next few weeks. Omgggggggggg.

Nothing much so I'll post something to keep you occupied.

Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle
and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're
going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good
news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison;
the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol;
the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and
gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over --
the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"

A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king
then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without
any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the
second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed
the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he
burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh?
You almost got away with it." The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third
guy coming with pineapples."

And some joke pictures to end off with..

2009-07-16T23:49:00.002+08:00

Did you know...? Did you know...? Did you know...?

Nevermind I shall tell you.

Today is James Lee's birthday! (Not 12am yet so its still his day)

Happy Birthday to James Lee Zong Yao

Since times are bad, we're planning to buy him in-game items for present LOL.
Budget ^o^

Nothing much to update. Anyway, check out this web Ganapathi gave me. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Singapore

Epic Win. One word of warning though, don't use it as a substitute for Wikipedia.

2009-07-13T17:05:00.005+08:00

Ok I think I didnt do well for my O level chinese oral . As expected.

PS : Crude words incoming.

Passage was alright, but due to nervousness, I stumbled over simple words which is understandable.
Then the conversation.

You might not believe what Im going to say but..

ONE OF THE FREAKING EXAMINERS FELL ASLEEP.

Not that Im trying to vent my anger or what but, HE CLEARLY WAS SLEEPING.

FYI, the examiners were 1 female and 1 male (Pretty old).
The female was listening attentively although I could pretty much tell that she was bored.

Seriously, that old fart SLEPT. DURING AN O LEVEL EXAM.

I know I may suck at oral but shouldnt teachers AT LEAST try to LISTEN to the students? Regardless of content?

FYI, I was only like 1/4 done of the passage when he went into hibernation mode.

I was talking halfway (quite smoothly) when I turned to look at the old guy.
He put his glasses on the table and leaned backwards and was visibly sleeping. Or at least falling asleep.

I forgot what I wanted to say when I saw that. Like shit, here is a guy trying to take his oral exam in peace and there you are happily falling asleep.

And when he woke up, he gave me that "FUCK THIS JUST FINISH IT ALREADY YOU DUMB SHIT" look.
I almost wanted to land punches on him. Honest.

I was already stumbling with my words and he's basically adding oil to the fire.

But nevertheless, I think I did better for my standard. At least WAY better than this morning's performance during MTL.
Content - Yes
Expressiveness - Fail

I hope MOE would send better teachers to invigilate or examine students during exams.

Once again, I totally understand if you have that "ZZZ YOU TRYIN 2 BE FUNNI?" thought.

I can swear on my life, that shitass was sleeping.

2009-07-10T18:56:00.005+08:00

Crazy Day.

School was ok, except for the fact that we didnt have any Bio lessons for the past 2 weeks.

Gonna flunk it >:(

MR TOHHHH!

K fast forward to after school.

Ate at opposite with Trevis and took a bus down to Hub.
We were planning to buy big big pencil cases to store all our junk >:D

More trash for less cash!

Went to OP in search of pencil cases but FAILED. All were like MFGs (Made for Girls)
):

We were milling around Mini toons when suddenly, 2 surprisingly-familiar figures emerged from the crowd at the escalator.
None other than Yao and Huan!

They were there to buy presents O:

I dont know how and why, we later took the MRT down to Bishan J8.

Epic journey and experience LOL.
Forgot the last time I actually walked around the mall.

Anyway, the basic direction was going all the way up and then going back to the ground floor.
In search of our pencil cases O: LOL.

Many jokes exchanged. Can laugh until 6 packs come out already.
Legs were breaking :/ (eveyrone's legs were)

Went to Gift-A-Name and made some stuff there.

So finally, we settled for big pencil cases at Popular.
Like FINALLY, after 2 hours. LOL.

Joke day.

(K huan I posted it already :) )

2009-07-05T23:29:00.009+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINNEB TIO BEY TIO TOTO 4D!

I know your wish is to grow taller, so hope you will. LOL.

Anyway, today something weird/funny happened.

So I was happily playing Sudden Attack when I thought,
"Oh yeah! I left my half bar of dark chocolate in the fridge!"

Went down to the kitchen and opened the fridge..
AND VOILA! IT WAS GONE!

Unable to believe my eyes, I scanned the whole fridge again inside-out down and out.
But still no sign of my Princess(the chocolate).

I could only draw one conclusion..
MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS MUST HAVE EATEN IT! Those gluttons..

I was so angry that I went to LF2 and killed 20 people and went into Sudden Attack and killed god-knows-how-many people.

Reasons are..
1. I bought it with my own money! T_T And I only ate half of it ):
2. My younger siblings are real-time gluttons
Eg. My mom buys home a tub of 1.5L ice cream on Saturday night.
By Sunday afternoon, you can pretty much expect it to be empty.

I was grumbling about it to Yx on MSN.

Then at 8pm in the evening, when my parents got home, I asked my mom..

Me : Did you see a bar of chocolate in the fridge?
Mum : Oh, you mean the gold one?
Me : Ye. They ate it right? *Points to siblings*
Mum : Oh no, I put it in another section of the fridge. There wasn't enough space to put the groceries.

At this point I was like...

And then I

Thankfully I didn't blast them or whatever, although it was tempting to do so.

Yup. The other half is still safely hibernating in the fridge.
^_^

2009-07-04T23:42:00.002+08:00

Dark chocolate + Music + Happy Mood = Good combination to do homework.

I finished Chem and Chinese. Only left with maths.

Initially, I planned to upload the pictures I got from Chia Chin but.. my freaking com is pissing me off.
I used to send files between my laptop and my handphone by bluetooth.

*Turns on phone's bluetooth*
*Turns on laptop's bluetooth*
*Goes to bluetooth options on PC and clicks Receive A File*
*Attempts to send file to PC from phone*

Bluetooth connection failed. Retry?

x10 times

Now you tell me if that is enough to piss you off.
Even after googling this problem, I haven't got much of a solution.

Actually, I have another alternative which is to connect the two devices by using the USB cable.

BUT I'M JUST TOO DARN LAZY TO TAKE IT OUT.
And thats why many companies are coming up with wireless connections like Bluetooth for the current lazy population.

But sadly it ain't working 100%. *Curses*

Ughhh.

2009-07-02T20:01:00.001+08:00

._.

Chinese oral in less than 2 weeks time.

Think Im going to flunk already even though I know I CAN'T if not that means all my years studying chinese = wasted.

^U*)(#*$!_*)^$(@$*@#+)

2009-06-30T21:07:00.002+08:00

Today was productive for class drama.

All the roles and actions = epic win after improvement.

(:

2009-06-29T20:16:00.005+08:00

First Day of School.

I can only say that it is.... MEETING EXPECTATIONS.

Seating plan? Dont even mention it.
As I was telling the guys today.

If you'd like to, you may skip the red parts.

It felt like heaven was shining on me, with the holy light. (Sound effect : Ahhhhhh*Holy version*)
Think I could have even seen God himself welcoming me to heaven with OPEN ARMS!

I took a step forward, engrossed in the fact that I was getting closer to paradise.

Then suddenly, without warning, out of the blue, God's voice echoed in my surroundings..
" SHUT THE GATES! HEAVEN IS NOT OPEN TO THOSE UNWORTHY FELLAS!! GUARDS! SEIZE THAT IMBECILE! "

I stared in horror as countless angels riding on flying unicorns wielding deadly looking rulers flew to subdue me.
Instinctually, I dashed towards the Holy Gate like a bullet, hoping against hope that I would somehow make it.

BUT, the Gate Keeper stood ,undaunted, in my way.
As I analysed my remaining options, the Gate Keeper raised his mighty cleaver effortlessly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

With just a swipe of his cleaver, I found myself exiled into the greatest darkness found beyond this universe.

^^^ Exaggeration.

Anyway what Im trying to say is, after 2 years, I finally had a decent sitting partner.
Yeah you got that right. Changed -.-
Is it just me or is Iggy's head big cos of his hair? Lol.

Well, I think I can change that to 2 years AND COUNTING.

School wasn't so bad for a first day.

And I think bus service number 74 had just added a few brand new buses to its army.
The one I took just now was one of them ^^

Experience on the bus was funny just now.
2 other amksians were taking the same bus as me.
And we were sitting in a row. ._. So just imagine.

3 green dudes in a row. And oh before I forget, no one else was around us.
3 green dudes in a row. Stands out from the crowd.
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where - is an empty seat and + is a green dude.

Gonna take some getting used to.

2009-06-25T00:31:00.000+08:00

Homework blues.

Today's already Thursday and the holiday is coming to an end. O:< Warning : The chunks of text below are concerning the extension of the holidays. If you want to skip it, just keep scrolling down till you see a big red word.

Well some of you have found out, there wont be an extension of the holidays.
It has been announced by the MOH that schools will reopen as normal.
Proof --> http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/437803/1/.html

If you're too lazy to read it, here's the summary : Schools to re-open as scheduled despite H1N1 situation
Now I think that spells disaster.

IMHO, I think that its only a matter of time before the disease mutates (or worsen, whatever you call it) and starts to infect the daylights out of everyone.

Many people said that its pretty much like your common flu but I beg to differ. Many had died at the mercy of this terrible plague in the United States. And I think this MAY happen in Singapore too.

But sadly, (not wanting to offend the SG Gov) it seems like people MUST DIE before th Government actually do something to improve the situation.

Yes. Its true that this H1N1 is not as serious as SARS but there are 3 things you need to know.

1. H1N1 spreads more furiously than SARS. This is why at 1st the government is so alerted by H1N1. Even if its not harmful, but if no precautions are taken and we just let it spread because it is curable then if it mutates or whatever then hohoho, merry christmas.

2. Even if its curable, it doesn't mean that nobody should be afraid of it. What about those with Asthma or lungs problems? They'll suffer or even die.

3. When H1N1 1st broke out, the health minister already said that flu usually comes in waves. So the 1st wave may seems not so deadly, but who knows? When the 2nd wave strikes, it'll catch you unprepared. So what Singapore is doing now is to prevent the 2nd wave from hitting or to keep it under control or best to eradicate out of Singapore.

The point of closing the schools is because of a community spread. Schools are obviously one of the biggest breeding grounds of viruses, and H1N1 isn't going to be any different. Actually, its going to be even worse, at the rate its spreading.

Why close schools?
ONE, you WILL have some parents who don't give 2 hoots about H1N1 symptoms, who will send their kids to school anyway because they do not want their children to miss classes.

These are some parents who would consider lessons far more important than the risk of H1N1 infection. If they could lie in a deadly situation like Sars, would they hesitate over a not-so-deadly flu outbreak?

It would allow all Singapore students who would have just returned from holiday overseas the mandatory one-week quarantine.

It would prevent a serious outbreak within a school should just one parent choose to fudge his children's travel history for fear of his kids missing precious classroom time.

It would remove the ethical dilemma for parents weighing honesty and social responsibility, against self-interest.

TWO. The equal misery of a one-week cooling off period would be fair to both students and teachers. If everyone is following the same home-based learning programme, students who are quarantined would not have to fear being disadvantaged.

And teachers would not have to do double work - prepare one set of lessons for students who turn up in school, and another set for those quarantined at home.

THREE. Who's to say that temperature taking is a failsafe way for detecting H1N1 in school? The virus is mutating so damn fast you can't be sure. There is always the possibility that a sick student "bypasses" the thermometer, and boom, whole school gone. THREE, yes, I agree. Most of us schools I believe would have our exams after the holidays. And with that 1-week quarantine measure being put in place, it would just mess our school's exam schedules. Much more convenient to just close it for 1-week. Seriously.

A seven-day grace period would go a long way to placate grade-anxious parents - and avoid them forcing their kids to lie to their teachers.

And if Im right, the virus actually affects adolescents in particular.

Worse still, if the patient is not a student, but a canteen worker or food preparer, the consequences would be even more disastrous.
In present-day, this scenario is a lot less likely, but possible, seeing that the H1N1 virus can survive without a host (in this case, a human cell) for up to 8 hours. Imagine a sneezing worker working at a popular stall. He, or she, could infect nearly a thousand students in a week. Combined with the contact period of up to a week, and suddenly, that one worker could indirectly infect tens off thousands of people in a week.

Who knows. There might be some faggot who decides to ignore his home-quarantine order and go down to town. Just like that A-hole who went out for a beer despite under quarantine during SARS.

There. Thats why I think they should have the extension.
(Info taken from reliable sources)

Word.

Right. Im proud of myself cause I stayed up till 3:30am this morning to do MATHS!
And I completed it. -Pats my shoulder-

Not out of the woods yet though. Geog not completed.

Went out with Pri Sch Peeps (PSPs) yesterday. Caught Land Of The Lost.
Honestly, I think the show = epic fail. Dont watch it ._.

Ugh. School.

2009-06-17T22:46:00.002+08:00

Due to popular demand, I'll attempt to blog.

Yes, I still havent started on holiday homework ._.
Chinese and Geog project totally havent start as well.

So I had a chalet on Monday - Tuesday at downtown east.
Gosh, I was surprised to see huaneh there. And its like she's just a few doors away ._.
(eh huan, trev give you the present i also got a part in it ok!)

On the whole, its fun as I managed to catch up with my old buddies.

Zz, I realise that my blog is lacking in pictures. And I plan to do nothing about it. LOL.

Yesh, been "Draking 'n' Joshing" a lot recently. In case you guys want to check out some of their episodes, check out http://sg.turbonick.nick.com/turbonick/
Spongebob episodes are there too!

And now, I've been saving this up for a long time.
Jokes!

A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

Mental Institution Pop Quiz

Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which
has an annual contest that picks two of the
best patients and gives them two questions.
If they answer correctly, they are released.

Jon is called into the doctor's office first.
The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I
poked out one of your eyes?"

Jon says, "I'd be half blind."

"That's correct. What would happen if I poked
out both your eyes?"

"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells
him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he
tells Dan the questions and answers.

The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I
cut off one of your ears?"

Dan says, "I'd be half blind."

The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues,
"What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"

"I'd be completely blind."

"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?"
asks the doctor.

"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."

High Speed Chase
After an intense high speed chase, an
officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.

"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you
over to tell you your taillight is out.
Why the hell did you take off like that?"

"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said,
"and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

K update done. AND RENEEH, IM NOT YOUR CLEANER!

2009-06-14T16:04:00.004+08:00

Happy Birthday to HUANEH!

EDITED @ 10.20 PM

Zz. I know some of you (or rather ALL OF YOU) are laughing at me.
Cause I actually thought today was Father's Day.

"O MAI GAWD WAT KIND OF FOOL IS TIS. HU WULD TINK TOO DAY IS FATHERZ DAY? HASNT HE HERD OF A CALENDAR BE4?"

Yes I know whats a calendar, and theres one right next to my PC.

So.. if I have a calendar right next to my PC, why in God's name would I think today's Father's Day?
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BECAUSE THE CALENDAR ITSELF GOT THE DATE WRONG.

YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE, CERTAINLY SURE, COMPLETELY SURE, ENTIRELY SURE, FULLY SURE, THOROUGHLY SURE, UTTERLY SURE THAT IT SAYS "14th of June 2009. Occasion(s) : Father's Day."

Zzzzzzzz. Very pai seh leh. Just now having dinner at my Grandpa's house when suddenly I received an sms from tan jayjay, telling me today's NOT father's day.

FYI, if you wanted to know what kind of crappy calendar Im using, its a calendar from Seng Choon Farm. (LOL)
I took it because I liked its layout.

"zzz."

2009-06-12T17:41:00.005+08:00

Argh. Havent started on holiday homework.

Recently, I've been watching Drake and Josh on the Internet. (piracy, yeah I know. X_X)
Well its definitely worth it. Afterall, its a sitcom (:

Just watch one of their episodes and you are guaranteed to at least laugh a bit.

Now the problem is, I've run out of places to watch it!
Youtube only has a few pathetic episodes and I've checked veoh out. Nothing.
Zz. Suggestions for webs to watch the sitcom at?

Its really nice and funny. Strongly recommended to watch.

2009-06-08T18:10:00.002+08:00

I've no mood to blog.

I must not only think about the present, I must think ahead, of the future.
That will lay the groundwork for later success.

2009-06-03T23:28:00.003+08:00

Zz. I think I've got to make a trip down to the mall to get a new calculator.

Yes, my current one died on me.
Very pissed please.

Changed its batteries right before the exam. And during the last maths paper, it scared the daylights out of me by hanging.
Then right after the paper, it just stopped working totally.

My tutor's already teaching me the first chapter of E Maths 3B and it is necessary to have a calculator. Just flip open the book and browse through chapter 7. ZOMG.

So tempted to just throw this freaking tool against the wall.

And, my younger bro is singing Mr Brown's version of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. LOL.

2009-05-30T14:21:00.004+08:00

Man, who was the one who said the marks would be rounded up in the report book ?!

I feel like beating him.

MY E MATHS IS STILL 74.7! A^($@#%*_@%)*@ And it was recorded as A2 ! %U#(!@)$!%*#!

MY HCL IS 49.8 ! R#@)%*!#%*t()g$#y_h*df_)y*)#@!#% D7.

Nevermind, I must be forward looking ! (Principles of Good Governance)
Look forward to FYE where I can prove myself.

And my trusty old drink.

=)

2009-05-29T10:16:00.005+08:00

._. PTC tomorrow.

Nothing happened yesterday.
Watched some weird CHEENA movie during Chinese. -.-

Com lab for history.

And surprisingly, Mrs Yeo allowed us to play cards during her period ! O:

Had the Student Council Investiture.
Ah Heng ! I found out the meaning of "Investiture".

" the formal bestowal, confirmation, or presentation of rank, office, or a possessory or prescriptive right, usually involving the giving of insignia or an official title. "

The talks were still OK, and I think Jeremy and Kyaw's speech got substance O:
And, I SAW RENEE ENG ! Like after got knows how many years.
Hehe, she saw me too O:
(Image taken down due to fear of being killed by victim)

Hm. Nothing much to post so... FAIL PICTURES!

And some jokes to end off with..

Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you'd give me one?"

"Of course" says the first.

The second farmer continued: "and if you had two cars, you'd give me one of them too?"

"Absolutely"

"So" says the second farmer, "if you had two pigs then you'd give me one of them?"

"Ah, now hang on a minute" says the first, "you know I've got two pigs!"

After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies I'm sorry, we don't do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we don't do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

"University of Oklahoma," he yelled back.

Win.

2009-05-27T20:45:00.003+08:00

._. I've decided to blog even though I cant really think of the content at the moment.

Hmm ok lets see, I think Im going to go crazy.

1. My damn browsers cannot save their Internet History!
PS : I used to use Internet Explorer but switched to Firefox later out of curiosity. But it turned out that both cant save URLs as History -.-

How annoying can that be.

2. I havent told my parents about my results.
I think they would get a shock when they see my report card this time. ._. Sec 1 and 2's PTCs were fine as I did good. This time its a no no.

3a. I'm bored out of my mind.
Zz. Other than Sudden Attacking and Mapling, I've pretty much nothing to do. I'm getting pissed with SA as recently, the server had a massive lag. And I'm sian with Maplestory because...
- I lost motivation to carry on my level 34 Spearman in Gemini
- Cheryl agreed to let me leech her in Bootes for my Fighter but I still havent seen her online -.-
- Bootes is getting crowded again T_T

3b. I was so bored, I went to Miniclip to play Motherload.
Yeah you may be thinking : Hows this driving me crazy? Well it isn't.
The thing is, yesterday at about 11pm I started playing it till 12:30am. Completed about half of the game but I felt sleepy so I saved my progress and went to sleep.

I came back today, went back to Miniclip to play that game. But when I clicked on "Load game", this came out.
"NO SAVED GAME DATA EXISTS!"
ZOMFG YOU MEAN I PLAYED THAT 1.5HRS FOR NOTHING?

I think its related to the browsers not being able to save history problem. Anyone got any ideas to solve this?
ITS PISSING MY ASS OFF.

I decided to NOT let this setback affect me, and went on to restart a new game.
I played for like 2 hours this time and went even further than my previous attempt.
Then later, I became greedy and dug for more and more ores even though I was dying. 1/100 HP left.

Then... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. *explosion*
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Your digger has been destroyed. Game over.
*One evil skull pops up and laughs evilly : MUAHAHAHAHAHA*

ZOMG WTF? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Pissed, I closed the whole window and went to sleep. ._.

Epic phailz.

And and, 臭 huan ! She say she flunked her Mid Years as well but still can get 2nd in class eh!
Cheat me.
Nvm you wait. FYE I back already.

zZ. Khwanfa's enjoying life in Thailand while we're in Singapore pathetically doing Holiday Assignments.

K end. Feeding today for a better world tomorrow.

PS : NOW I'M EVEN MORE PISSED. I ENLARGED the titles of each factor but it seems to me that their size are still unchanged.
F*** THIS FISH. <-- I think this one the size also remains unchanged.

2009-05-22T18:37:00.004+08:00

Note: If you came to see whether I've blogged about my lousy results, no i did not so you can move on to the next blog to gloat at other people's misery!

Kay on to the serious stuff.

I know what went wrong this time and I already predicted this so it isnt affecting me so much (in a negative way)
But when looking at some careless mistakes of mine, I would blurt expletives out continuously.

OMG NOW HOW CAN A FINE GENTLEMAN DO THAT.

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To my fellow fallen friends :
WE have been owning others for the last... 1 year? (at the very least) And now this time, we have fallen. I understand the pain and misery all of you are experiencing now and I share your agony (BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE DAMN SAME BOAT). We are nothing but a silhouette of our former selves, our golden ages. But fret not! I know that all of us will return to claim our titles. We shall return during the CA and FYE. Our hard work will pay off, eventually.
Remember my comrades, faith and determination lies in our hearts.
Belive in yourselves and together, once again, WE SHALL SUCCEED TOGETHER!

THE FALLEN FRIENDS WILL RETURN!

-salutes-

I know many star pupils (like me, OBVIOUSLY) did not put in much effort for this exam and hence, did not score well.

Nevermind, theres always another opportunity for us to shine.
Thus, I would like to dedicate this song to people like us.

The Boys Are Back www.youtube.com/oo0ricardo0oo - High School Musical 3
Just change the 'boys' to 'guys'. lol.

But then after all that, whats the point of studying if the legends and myths about the 2012 doomsday come true?

Random guy : YES! I've finally completed university! Now I will contribute back to society!
Random guy : -whistles happily- Aww yeah Im going to work, yeah going to work ~
-Disaster strikes-
Random guy : -white flag-

I'll still carry on studying since Im a good boy.

Yes kind of random, so proud of my brain.
-Salutes- Until next time.

2009-05-20T00:27:00.010+08:00

Like I said before, I couldnt upload the Family Day pictures because my com was screwed and now I've recovered them.

So there ya go.

Lol I took this because I think its rare.
Presenting to you, Trevis and the 4 Beauties from Girl Guides! (Sarcasm. LOL)

Introducing... Mrs Chung's dog! Bubbles! (or was it russel? LOL)

That's Faiz's work. LOL. (milo cup tied to balloon)

Now, I've specially edited 4 pictures just for your viewing pleasure.
Introducing to you... THE 4 PICTURES OF THE DAY!
PS, click on them to get the full picture. I took it from classblog.

First, Rohit's in the background.

Then it becomes me.

Then the 2 star pictures, starring : Trevis Lee & Rohit Ganapathi !

Click on it for the full effect!

Click on it for the full effect!

Now.. HOWS THAT? LOL. I wanted to do this long ago and now I've finally done it.
-Feels a sense of achievement and braces himself to get whacked tomorrow-

Kay Im done. Shall upload pictures once Boss uploads them onto facebook.

2009-05-15T20:21:00.003+08:00

Way to go man. Today's already Friday and we only have 1 more paper on monday!

We better cherish this year because once we go sec 4, I think we'll have EVEN MORE papers. Then ended up like this year sec 4, Monday got 2 papers while we have 1.

I think I didnt really put in much effort for this exam. I'll be satisfied to even just maintain my level position. Dont even dare to think of getting below 80 man.

Kay I didnt study hard enough for Chem. (HENGLING KNOWS THIS. ARGHH.)
And funny eh. All the papers I sat for so far, usually only about 1-3 people ask the setter questions.

Then today, so many people were raising their hands. LOL.
From this, I can infer that................you know what. (LOL.)

Hmm. I'll enjoy the rest of today.

FEED TILL BLEED!
Study hard, Play hard, Feed hard!

2009-05-13T13:20:00.006+08:00

Zzz. I think I screwed up both Maths and Biology today.

Sadly, I think that the God of Carelessness decided to carelessly bless me with his careless touch.

Lets see, the gradient for the graph in maths. Lots of people had it from 0.7 - about 0.9.

Then MINES 7.5
Yeah you may think Im crazy but the thing is, I COPIED THE NUMBER FROM THE CALCULATOR WRONGLY. IT WAS 0.75 %#()!*@!)_^&*

Not only that, my calculator FAILED on me right in a Maths Exam. Thankfully, after spamming it, it worked. I was panicking and thats why my highlighter dropped ._.

Like... wth? So suay. Last year I mistook my 'a' for a '9' and now I copied wrongly.
BUT I CAN SWEAR I SAW 7.5 WHEN I DIVIDED 2.1 BY 2.8!

Walao eh everytime during Maths I must cock eye one.

Dont get me started on Bio. I studied all the important ones and NOTHING (ok got some but very little) came out. And I used my Geographical Knowledge for that "why plants wilter in saltwater?" question.

There goes my hopes of winning Huaneh and the Guides for this exam. PS: Huan lucky one lo. Judging from her yesterday post, she was like slacking and just studied some. And those came out. HGT#!@{PR$UT%$IJPO#:L@"!#QR&$T( BH?IKPM!

Yeah I know I said Im on a hiatus but to hell with that. I've gotta post to vent my frustrations.

And I need to spend an additional $2 everyday now. Cos' I need my Nescafe Coffee! Its the iced one, I hate hot coffee. LOL.
Did I tell you yesterday? I bought one Nescafe from 7-11 for $1.70 (!!!) and the mama shop near my home only costs $1 !

Another unlucky experience. I think next time exam I dont want study already lah. Everytime such stupid things get in between my A1 and me.

Pissed man.
Good for the rest lo. People like Trevis and Heng also catch up to me already la.

PS/S : I think Im going to die of depression one of these days. LOL.

PS/S/S : WTH I CANT FREAKING BELIEVE IT.
JUST WHEN I WANT TO PRINT MY HISTORY NOTES, MY FREAKING PRINTER TELLS ME IT HAS NO INK. WTF?

GREAT LA. On the day I have Maths exam, my calculator died on me.
On the day I want to print History notes, my printer come shit with me.

WAH LAO EH. I tell you, only the coloured ink is out. The black one still have.
AND CANNOT PRINT. The stupid guidebook say is to protect what ink head.

TO HELL WITH THE BROTHER BRAND MAN.

Just now the Dell box was closed perfectly. Then after I opened it to get the guidebook, IT CANT CLOSE FULLY NOW. (keeps bouncing back up)

WAH LIEW EH.

PISSED MAN. Right during the exams, everything must go against me.
NOW MY TABLE IS ALSO INVADED BY GOD DAMN BLACK ANTS LAH. (must be the sweets i left on my table LOL)

Crap leh. They are crawling all over my laptop but with one mighty press of my hand, THEY'RE FRIGGING DEAD HAH.

PS, must be the exams driving me crazy to do such things.
I think bo bian already. Must copy out siol.

2009-05-11T19:36:00.002+08:00

Long live Geography, Maths and Science!

Hopefully by saying that, ancient Geographers, Mathemagicians and Scientists would bless me with their respective holy touches. LOL.

Left 2 more Chapters of Geog to go. D:

But Im proud of myself since I managed to cover lots of it today. Maybe its because Im in the study mood now. (:<

Havent even touched Biology. I think I'll just have to do last minute cramming tomorrow. T_T

But I shall persist! (What can we do other than persisting? -.-)
1 more week and its done.

I woke up at 8 today to study and my younger siblings woke up at 8 to play. So imagine yourself in your room, trying hard to concentrate on your notes. Then occasionally, you get interrupted due to your siblings' laughter. Write a story of about 500 - 1000 words, describing about what you felt when you were interrupted.

LOL no ignore the back part. Yeah just imagine the scene.
^(@!_$)!^*$%#&)(_)$

But I think the worst one would be my older brother.
Next week, on the 18th of May 2009, most Amksians would be freed from the devil's grasp and would be free to roam about and do their heart's desire.
Sadly, right on that day as well, my brother's MYE would be just starting.
LOL.

Kay enough said. Time to finish this!

2009-05-10T22:39:00.002+08:00

Walao eh. Who's the one who came up with the schedule for the exams?!

Everytime its like screwed one lor.

All the killers put together then those easy-peasy ones are like together.
Out to cheat us.

Damn it. So far, all the papers that I sat for, none had the "YES A1 ALR" feel.
A Maths = screwed. I get A2 I fly up to heaven and kiss God alr.(PS just now typo kiss become kill LOL)

Only done 2/6 Chapters for Geog and 0 Chapters for Bio. E Maths is still relatively ok.

Zz. I think I come up with the exam schedule also better lo. No need pay, I'd do it for free man.
Nothing seems to get into my head even though I've been using the same technique to memo for Geog. Darn.

Sigh. 8 more days of agony for us sad Amksians. Or is it 8 months? Now 1 minute also become like 1 day already.

But fret not sam! For if I can do it, so can I!
LOL no logic. Im still clinging to that fading hope that I'll be <80 this time.
Frankly speaking, I think CMI alr. Later Fate give me 81 I cry man.

ARGH. Time to burn midnight oil again! Zz I burn until Global Warming already still no results.

Maybe its time... TO GO GREEN!

2009-05-07T21:26:00.002+08:00

Argh Im so envious.
My younger siblings (Pri sch) exams started on mon and ended today. wth.

Now, they're playing the computer while Im still here, pathetically doing Maths over and over again.

But hey, we do have more freedom (:

And I dont want to flunk my A Maths tomorrow! ):
I must prove that term 2's tests were all screwed because of doggy tay's doing.

Man, today's proposal writing was a breeze but ironically, I think my compo was too... far-fetched. Trust me, your eyeballs would pop out once you read mine.

And one more thing, yesterday I saw a young woman on the bus. The thing is, she looked like Ms Lee!
When I saw her I was thinking "ZOMG WHY MS LEE IS HERE" but then something helped me confirm it wasnt her.

She spammed makeup and perfume. Just picture Ms Lee with those 2 and you're good to go. Ugh, her face reminded me of Pikachu's electric cheeks O:

Kk break's over.
And one more thing, have a good evening!

PS : 11 more days to MYE end (:

2009-05-04T15:40:00.003+08:00

On Hiatus.

I shall make this my very last post. Exams' starting on Wednesday, with such a crappy schedule as well.

2 more weeks and its over.
And so, I WILL NOT(yes Im serious this time) touch anymore computer games for these 2 weeks unless I(85% impossible) manage to finish my revision targets.

Doggy tay I warn you again hor. If you come MSN and say things like;
"sa?"
"sa-ing?"
"sa now?"
"wan sa?"
"y no play"
"playing?"
"wan play?"
"sa with me"
"lets go sa!"

You die. 10 punches for 1 letter.
Not only that, I shall block you. With immediate effect.

I'll rest for another 30min before going to study. Argh.
Stop reading my blog and go study.

14 more days to go.

2009-05-02T13:12:00.002+08:00

Something caught my eye while I was reading the news just now.

Usually I'd be jumping around like crazy when I see that but this time Im actually kind of not looking forward to it.

At least for now. Cause closing of schools = delay of MYE = LONGER PERIODS OF AGONY.
If its after the exams, I certainly wouldnt mind. Heh.

Oh well just to let you all know that its being considered.
O:

2009-04-28T20:25:00.004+08:00

Argh so hows the mugging coming along?

Hmm. Im prepared to get an earful from Mdm Chong and my tutor when I get back my E Maths test tomorrow.

This could very well be my last post as you know, MYE is just round the corner.
Its like only next week. ZOMGZEEMA.

Anyway, I was blog hopping just now like usual, and I came across this.
Its from WangLing that 3/5 girl. Yeah I know, most of you may not know her but the point of bringing this up is because... SHES SO GOD DAMN RIGHT.

FYI, its her suggesting some things for the school.
"1. install air-con (esp. for this hot unbearable weather)

2. maybe upgrade the hard plastic chairs to a large comfortable armchair with soft cushions.

3. Instead of hard concrete floor, we can have carpeted floor, and probably RED carpet.

4. We can have thinner and compact textbooks so that we would not strain our backs and our bags.

5. even better suggestion- laptops! They're extremely handy when we need to do some research, and also entertaining ourselves during lessons which are damn boring.. (you know what I mean, G-A-M-E-S)

6. Can we tilt the classroom a little? I have problems looking at the whiteboard, with mount everest, mount fuji, mount kilimanjaro, mount logan, mont ventuox and what not.. right in front of me. (Hang on, I suddenly got interest in mountains..)

7. we need a larger table; a small workspace can't support our over-piling books. And, a large quality table, without a layer of paint for our itchy fingers to peel.

8. have bellboys at the foyer of the school (like in hotels), they can help us transport our really heavy bags.. or luggages.

9. Speaking of transport, we need a better transportation, from the first storey to the forth floor. Escalators and lifts would be great, unless the technology now is so great that we have teleporting where we disappear with just a snap of the fingers.

10. and lastly, start school later and end school early. Plus, lesser homework and exams. Preferably, none at all. We need 8+ hours of peaceful, stress-less sleep. We can't sleep with square roots and logs swimming in our heads.."

Ok frankly speaking, I prefer installing more fans in our classroom instead of air-con as:
- School fee confirm explode
- Cold atmosphere = FLU BUG COMING.
- Fall asleep

Number 2 is good as well, but I guess it wont be long before replacements are necessary since there are some joker people in our class who would damage them. LOL.

3, 4 and 5 are *thumbs-up*
I like 5 especially because.. MY SWEATY PALMS WONT AFFECT ME IN MY WRITING ANYMORE!

That way, I would be happily taking down paragraphs and paragraphs of notes without complains. And I have to like use a piece of cardboard to support my palm when writing because.. sweaty palms -.- It gets really annoying at times seriously.

Even better if laptops are used in exams. Then can save so much more time(most people type faster than they write) and I wont need to be so bothered with my wet hands.

For 6, Im fine with my current seating plan. Maybe it would be better if blackboard was used instead of whiteboard? Because then people at the sides would be able to see it clearly as there wont be reflection. But my dad says theres chalk dust. o_o
Would you prefer to be able to see the board clearly or have a board thats kind of dusty?

7 - 10 = 10 thumbs up. (I can do it cos' Im super)
7 - Having a large table for you to work at gives the 'shiok' feeling. You feel good even before doing anything which = half of the battle won.
And I so agree with the paint, everyday I have to scratch little pieces of paint off my lower arm.

8 - It sounds weird but it would be a bonus. (:

9 - Argh. This would most probably be supported by the upper sec students. I certainly wont mind climbing the stairs if I was still studying on the 2nd floor.
But maybe there is a purpose for us to exhaust ourselves right in the morning. To perk us up and get us ready for lessons? I think its ineffective though because it exhausts me further.

10 = 3 thumbs up.
If there wasnt any homework but exams still existed, I certainly wont mind starting school at 7 and ending at 2.
Because once you get home, PLAY TIME! Or rest time if you want.
And yeah, I forgot the last time I really enjoyed my sleep. LOL.

Hmm. If at least half of the suggestions above are fufilled, I think I'll love going to school. ._.

But hey, what can you expect? A dream is just a dream. LOL. How are you going to work towards it anyway.

Gah. I better get back to my books. D:
20 more days (:

EDIT : Im so proud of myself. I actually managed to finish the E Maths p1 and Chem paper which I thought I would most likely not do.
Therefore, I'll take a break now till I sleep. (:

I swear to God that tomorrow when I come home, I'll increase productivity rate by 3000% by at least attempting to make notes/do maths/study for history test and not play computer games anymore.
If not, I shall not buy that for myself like how I said I would after MYE.

PS, thats because for the past few days, or weeks or even months, everytime when I reach home, the first thing to do is play games -.-
Just cant help it lol.

Keep telling myself this :
If I play now, it would be guilty play.
IF I play later, it would be crazy play.

O: