I'm not dead... yet.

Wow I haven't been to this place in years. Actually a year.

Just read a blog post by another JC student about their JC life. 读了这则新闻，我感触良多，有如骨鲠在喉，不吐不快. No I'm kidding, I can't be bothered to come up with chunks and chunks of text. But it has definitely made me reflect on my own jc life. Things have definitely not been easy for me... grades are definitely way below expectations. Oh yeah, "expectations". These things kill.

134 days to A levels and I'm not even prepared at all. I'm stuck in some real deep shit this time and I don't know how to save myself. Everyone's expecting good stuff from me, and similarly, I don't want to disappoint myself too.

I must work hard. To sustain this hard-earned image I carved for myself close to 2 years ago.


A miracle has happened before. I will make it happen again.

I miss 41 so much.

JC's so screwed.. Os are like just a few months ago.
Remembered studying my ass off that time.. now Im doing it again.. and its just J1.

You'll never know how it feels like until you're really there.

Sec 3.. felt really stressed and missed lower sec life.
Now, I miss sec 4 life even though its the O year. Interesting how our perspectives changes as we grow older and move up the education hierarchy.

Endure!

Just another 1 year and roughly 9 months before we finally break free of this cursed cycle of torture.

Finally MYE is over!
K im lagging by 3 days. Thats probably because Im enjoying myself.

And I'm back!
SJ comeback.
I comeback. ^o^

So I went out today.

At first I seriously wanted to pang seh jacqq because I BELIEVED she would be on time. And even I was slightly late.

Epicness @ Amk MRT station.


Bowling with class peeps.

Uhh performance wasn't really good today.
Basically just playing and throwing balls about for fun :D

BC is seriously the bowling king ._.
And jacqq is the bowling queen? Eh no is Queen of Luck.
Anyhow throw also get 9 pins.

Then went to Kbox. Apparently its the first time in my life doing that.
Experience = bad.

Couldn't get my voice up to its full potential. Sigh only low notes were good.
But thankfully huan says Im fine! :D (I'm Long! LOL)

Girls hogged up the system so the 3 guys were basically sian-ing all the way.
To spice things up, I did remixes of the korean songs. Like EPIC LOL.


O no I have trouble with jay chou's songs! ):

Looking forward to next K outing? LOL.
Too bad there is only a small number of SJ songs.



Ehh, im at a loss on what to blog.
SJ hwaiting? :D

Results GG.

Mid year is coming, will probably leave this blog dead for some time.

Ain't it fast? Just a while ago it was the start of 2010 and now we're almost having our mid years.

Then soon it will be O level.
And soon we'll be facing JC Hell.

Ugh. I still remember the time when I first entered AMKSS.
Short ghey pants and running around the school and getting into trouble.



Damn. I miss primary school days when we could get A without even studying.
Actually "studying" wasnt even in my dictionary until sec 2.

Sian.


I can, must, and will start revision for MYE TODAY. (Revising physics O:)
Everytime I only started revising a few days before the thing.
Yep and get screwed results.

Now thats no more. I will start today!



O:

Long weekend ahead (:

A big relief that oral is over. And another big relief that it went pretty well for me.

Well at least I think there was the 'dang dang' moment :D

ITS APRIL FOOLS' DAY!


History today was fine although I didnt really pay attention. Thats because I was reading the whole chapter the previous lesson as benten wasnt there :D

History is forever = slacking session.


Then physics. Well the good thing is there wasn't practical like how I expected. But it was one of those rare times I got extremely bored during Physics. Probably because I changed seats and sat with Jenson. O:


Well I shall not talk about chem cos i dont want to.



And during recess Amanda was like WEIRD.
Praveen was entering the toilet so I just happened to keep my eyes on him.

Then coincidentally, amd came out of the toilet and immediately said "SEE WHAT? YOU TELL ME SEE WHAT?"

Then later reaching 44 classroom...
Jaslyn came with some chocolate thingy but I was HUMBLE and did not take it.
And then amd "FREE ONE WHY DONT TAKE?"

Then she said something about pranking the teachers and then apparently, she hit me.
LOL WUT?

Jeez amanda is getting unstable.


I thought I was able to survive the day without getting pranked BUT I FAILED AT THE LAST MOMENT.

Jenson tried to prank me in the morning BUT FAILED. I WAS TOO OBSERVANT.

Anyway,
It was during assembly.

4/1 was mingling around at the back cos no one wanted to sit at the front.

Wendy walks in. (!!)

I smiles. -smile-
Wendy : Hi ! Eh your tie got something!
Me : Huh wha-
Wendy : April fools' !
Me : ...

Why is everyone going crazy on April Fools'?

And sadly we (4/1) didnt prank any teachers today ):
Anyway the only teacher who seemed good to prank today was Ms Lew but sadly she was early. UGH.

And Im finally starting to understand physics and am finally starting to improve in it! I SEE THY LIGHT.
22.5/25 is definitely a first for me for a physics test :D


Good Friday tomorrow. People having outings but Im not sure whether or not I should join them.
Invitations anyone?


PS : PLEASE TAG PEOPLE MY BLOG IS HORRENDOUSLY DEAD.

I CANT SPEAK CHINESE FOR NUTS HANDS DOWN.

Last year O level oral I was trembling all the way.
Lots of words came out but they were generally revolving around the same few points.

Same mistakes again today. ARGH I think Im fated to get only a Merit for oral.



AND today Mdm chong was funny during Maths. If only maths was like this everyday then I would look forward to it and actually ENJOY it.

At least oral is over now ^o^
And English oral is coming next week.

Its fine but the thing is I dont know why the hell Picture discussion came back to haunt us.

Damn.

Awwh. Almost post-less for 2 good ol' weeks.

Anyway life isnt getting any better. And I doubt it will soon.


CA marks are fabulous for once. With the apostrophes.
But hopefully it'll be for a good cause since I used to ace CA and flunk SA, I might just do the other way round this time.


Uhh.. i dont know why but im losing the blogging blues. Each time I come on to update my blog, I'd always run out of ideas.


Oh yeah High Jump is fun! As in the track and field event.

Cause you'll go like this




and then like this




And then after some success, you do this.

Nah this is a joke. Jumping over barbed wire is like !_!



Zzz homework flooding. Bio test on friday is doomed.

Chinese oral on friday is doomed x 2 (Since bhattarai is the examiner for us guys)
ARGH ORAL SUCKS.



K off for some relaxation ^o^

Everything was fine today.

Except for the fact that I freakingly flunked Geog for the first time in 4 years.

1st test 15/25
2nd test 8/25 WTF?

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

This term all tests = Fail.
No mood to blog already.

Just hope that my efforts wont go to waste for next week. (Boss gang!! T__T)

Vince Toh says " I studied like shit for this, i spammed all the shit i can think of, i did the shit workbook and i get shit results."
Samuel lee likes this. -thumbs up-

Well this is a rather random and pointless post because my main motive is to push the previous post down.
Looking at the pics one or twice is fine since I visit my own blog so very often... it aint a very pleasant sight.

So I was thinking of next Saturday's fund fiesta and I went to dig up last year's pictures of family day.


Well i miss that black horny guy in the middle of the picture (LOL no pun intended).

And since I only have 36 pictures of that event, I am spurred to spam pictures for Fund fiesta. Also bcause its the last one in our secondary school years (T_T).
Although I may be busy with the food (I accidentally typed Foot!) stall... but meh.. the guys can handle it.



Now thats what I'd call Power.

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"


^o^

Still in a dilemma about braces.

Know what really scares me about extraction?



The moment you see your extracted tooth and you go "WTF my tooth got so big one ar?"
And also knowing the fact that permanent teeth goes all the way into the roots of our gums and then being yanked out just like that.



Typically the tooth is lifted using an elevator, and using dental forceps, rocked back and forth until the Periodontal ligament has been sufficiently broken and the supporting alveolar bone has been adequately widened to make the tooth loose enough to remove. Typically, when teeth are removed with forceps, slow, steady pressure is applied with controlled force.

Taken from wikipedia.



Now thats what I'd call a pool of blood.
And the strange and disgusting feeling you get when you fiddle that hole with your tongue.



:/

3 words to describe my journey home.
Unbelievably tremendously suay.

K firstly, I decided to take 88 and not 74 today since I thought 74 was a joke and was forever late.

So like after 3 stops, a 74 zoomed past. WTF.
Somemore its the newer type with digital numbers. WTF.

And then some weird guy sat next to me.
PS he was wearing the SBS's light blue uniform.

So its like he sits down next to me and apparently, SPRAWLED himself over the seat.
Like SHIT HES TOUCHING ME.
And then he takes out his ancient Chinese antique (some dumb oil) and starts sniffing it.

It was still bearable. (Smelt like the feng you)
And then he FALLS ASLEEP.
AND HE MAKES THIS FACE THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING AN ORGASM. UTTERLY DISGUSTING.
Like THAT.


And then later as I was grumbling about how crowded 88 was for the first time, an empty 88 zoomed past.
And it was the NEWER model. WTFFFFF.


And wait, I havent finish yet. Ya I know its really faggotising.


The worst part.
Some big old douchebag sat in front of me.
Yeah its not a problem.

The real problem was HE STANK.
Its like he peed in his pants and then not bathing or changing for a month.
Fresh pee is still ok.
Seasoned pee is NOT ok. (SERIOUSLY IT STINKS LIKE 10000TIMES MORE)

So I had to like hold my breath for 5-7 stops.
And then I had a fright when he scratched his head.
His nails looked like he soaked them in disgusting yellow substances. (THEY WERE ALL YELLOW IM NOT KIDDING)

So yeah Imagine That.
One sex-crazed bus worker sleeping next to you with a seriously guai lan face and a douchebag who smelt like (think of the SMELLIEST thing you ever smelt) sitting in front of you.


It was so bad I had to get myself an ice pop to get that thought out of my mind.
And now im having a slight headache.
And there's Chemistry test and Physics SPA tomorrow oh god.


A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."





PS Im usually very gentlemanly and refined and dont use such terms.
Its because i was really bugged by this experience.
.....

Ok this is ridiculous.

I was reorganising my entire music library just now and just when I thought I was done, something horrible happened.


You guys know SNSD/Girls' Generation right? Yeah I have their song Gee.
Sure thats not a big deal.

But the thing is, windows media player did something crazy.
So you know... SNSD are like supposed to be hot babes right?

Like this!

-drools-


AND MY MUSIC PLAYER CHANGED IT TO THIS!
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Get ready for frights
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EPIC FAIL

Go click on it and ZOOM IN.
Like totally WTF? LOL.

WHO ON EARTH ARE THE CROWS ANYWAY? Their album art look like it was from the stone age.


Now im frantically trying to find a way to delete that crap.
My eyes are burning !_!



EDIT : I seriously want to faint alr. Couldnt take that pic off, so i decided to use the one i used in this post.
The problem is, I used the SUPER BIG one, 1000+ x 1600+. so its like Im staring right at their legs >_>
Like this.

YES I KNOW it looks weird WTF.

Driving me crazy .______.

Finally fixed my archives.
The reason for me for wanting to access my archives earlier on was because I wanted to find some pictures ._.

Anw in case you wanted to know, I managed to get my links working again because i actually borrowed mendi's codes. (borrow sounds much nicer!)

I just happened to end up at her blog and found that her codes could work for me as well so yeah. PS I know i fail at editing HTML codes.

Hm hmm, so i would like to say thanks to mendi ang!



Anyway, when fixing my archives, i read through some of our old posts.
Like around 2008, i remembered that we could actually study for chinese.
But sadly i still didnt know what study was and of course just scraped by for chinese.

Ugh if i had studied i could have got at least B which would then boost my ego >_>


Time flies eh? We used to be the small chumps that ran around in school 2 years ago and now we're mugging our butts off for one of the biggest event in our lives.

Not forgetting the fact that we made many new friends and acquaintances unknowingly. but that doesnt mean old connections shld be forgotten.

ugh im ranting on and on again. Geog test on monday T_T

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"






A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."


This weekend shall not be wasted!

Survived another week.

Dont really know what to say. Academics is still scraping along.
And Im going to put braces soon T_T



OK POST WILL END HERE BECAUSE IM SO BLOODY PISSED. BLOGGER SCREWED MY ARCHIVES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Look at the left under the links. Archive = "<$BlogArchiveName$>"
ZZZZZZZ NOOB FAIL.

Class Drama is finally OVER!
And honestly I think that our class performed pretty decent, excluding the dance part !_!
Even iggy the joker was serious lor!


Argh. For the dance, the music played too early and we missed the starting part like WTF.
And there we were hearing 2 sounds the whole time which sucked !_!
And heng lost his balance at the ending but it doesnt matter cos the audience was laughing at him.


But overall its not bad... since we had crazy time constraints.



Wearing jeans and the white shirt under the uniform was definitely a killer.
My jeans was SOAKED with sweat. Bah.

And it was definitely heart-warming to hear people saying our dance was not bad.
And Im also relieved that the audience managed to understand the slow-mo video with all the Fails.
PS : ALL THE FAILS WERE ON PURPOSE!
PPS : But my "Shoe Fail" and macus' fail at the ending wasnt on purpose. It was REAL. My shoe fell off and he forgot his moves.

MmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm. Good luck to 42, 43 and 45 for the class drama!


And had comprehension test just now. I was basically doing it while half asleep man.
I finished at 3.15pm so for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I SLEPT DURING A TEST.
Seriously cannot help it lor, like some god come hypnotise me.

And so I handed in my summary's FIRST DRAFT. The one where we all make it look ugly by cancelling and erasing and whatnot. LOL.
But thankfully for one reason or another, I wrote pretty neat for a first draft. BUT I DIDNT LEAVE LINES. >_>

Argh whatever.

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"





A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

PPPS : Maybe this should have been at the end of the video instead.

Tomorrow 4 guys will utterly embarrass themselves on stage....
WITH PRIDE AND HONOUR.

You want to know whats my wallpaper?


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EPIC LOL.