Happy Birthday to Yeo and Loon Shin :]
Hoic!

Ever since my Desktop was moved to the living room, my house never seemed to be quiet.
Thats because my Dad is constantly blasting away oldies. ._.

Well, I allowed him to shift it there because he wanted to have a feel of the computer.
( I told him many times that it has a mind of its own cos it keeps restarting )
But he doesnt believe me. Now he does. Because it failed on him when he was doing his work LMAO.

Ugh. Now Im using my Laptop. Dont really like it and dont really hate it.
O:

You know? You know? You know?

Maybe you don't. But I'll tell you.

I GOT A2!

Yeah can't believe right. Cos I also can't. LOL.
But overall still C5 only. Sigh.

And also..

I GOT A1!

Don't see whats so surprising of this. Expected anyway -.-

You might be thinking.. What's he referring to?
K, I got A2 for.................
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PHYSICS!

I very happy cos I had been failing the previous tests.
I can now see the light for Physics. I LOVE PRESSURE.


Sense of achievement.

And the A1 was for the E maths test. Its expected from me so not much of a surprise.


Did 3 hours of maths in school just now during Maths Remedial.
Hopefully I'll do well tomorrow (:

To think I said "Trigo is easy."
So wrong.
So God damn wrong.

When my tutor was teaching me about it in advance, he skipped Radian/Pi and merely remarked : Too hard/complicated/difficult.

Then why do our teachers teach it at the same fucking time.

Thanks to him, Im so fucking messed up with Trigo.
Sine here Cosine there, still ok.
1 Pi come out = Game over.

Sometimes I even wonder why I take my studies so seriously. In fact, TOO seriously. To the point where I'll even breakdown because of it.

I'll do everything I can do save myself from this but if I screw up the test, so be it.

OK so I had been asked to update this pathetic little blog of mine.
Black and white, plain.

No pictures.

Inconsistent updates.


Whatever. You know, sometimes I just run out of things to blog about.
There are quite a number of blogs that I admire for.. whether its their sense of humour, interesting updates, indefinite amount of content to blog about.. etc.

I'd just wish that I was as good as them. But sadly, Im not.


Take Mendi for example. I really dont know how she goes about posting on her blog, but it seems to me that her posts are always interesting and have a sense of humour.
On the other hand, mine is so..... -loss for words-


Ok maybe I shouldn't have blogged about that.
Change of topic.

Roughly 38 more days left to FYE. And it feels like MYE was over just yesterday.
Im starting to see the light in Physics, but I think, unfortunately, thats just for the chaper on Pressure.

Secret formula for Physics (From what I know) = Understanding concept + Practice
Just prepare for it the way you prepare for maths tests.

Im falling behind in Chemistry. Zzzz I dont wanna flunk it man. Not when my Biology is practically owning my ass upside down.


A Maths test this friday. I so hate Radian. Pi.


There was the Badminton Interhouse today. I think Yeo played great man. Like wow.
And I just got the news from Huan that Commitment got 3rd in Badminton Inerhouse!

Congratulations to Commitment!

This is for you guys! The least I can do.
In singlish : I tell you yeo is damn zai manzx. If he not there I think we lose liao.













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Ah.

Today's physics lesson was really productive. It was like a one of a kind thingy.

Cause we swapped places! :X
Ya that is unforgiveable but hey, we learnt a whole lot today since all of us are concentrated together.

Leads to lots of questions asked.
Which leads to lots of discussion
Which leads to more information absorbed!

I can swear today was like the first time i paid 150% attention during Physics.

Hmm.

I think that class 35's drama is the best among all of the classes man. Yes Im saying its even better than 31's. (no offence to teachers and scriptwriters)

FYI, this is just my opinion.
Well cant blame anyone. Their peeps are much more cooperative.
Our class' actors dont want act main role.
Our class not everyone is cooperative.
Sigh, but nevermind. There's always next year anyway.

Interhouse soccer was above expectations today. Thought we would get thrashed ._.
But we just lost 0-1 which is exceptionally good O:

And I feel like skinning huan man.
Her words/actions reminded me of this story. (although you may find that its a bit no link.)


Black stickman steals a briefcase of gold from Idontknowwhereorwho and is desperately trying to find a place to hide it.





He digs a hole in the ground and drops the briefcase inside.
(the face at the bottom right is comepletely random)





Black Stickman places a sign and walks off, thinking that he's the world's greatest prodigy ever.

Sky Blue Stickman comes along and looks at the sign suspiciously.
Yep you know what happens next.

Argh. The more I look at it, the more I think that this is irrelevant -.-
Hm I shall end here.

-Trots off to prepare for maths test-

Yep Im back.

First time in History Im doing up Geog notes for next wednesday's test. (I usually chiong notes right before exams)

aaaaaannnnnnnnndd, I ACED MY BIO TEST.
Damn shiok.

And I thought I was going to fail cos I didnt study much for it.
Thankfully mr toh's consultation helped a lot (:


And to Rohit :
Take care man! Dont forget us! We'll have more fun when you come back (: But no more sakae please. LOL.


Today's PE lesson was epic.
Boon Liang incorporated gangster soccer into the game.
Resulted in Potato falling. LOL.

ITS A JOKEEE. You should have been there to see it for yourself.
Its like a big boulder tumbling over and over. LOL.
And he left the field right after that lmao.

So you see, *points to tagboard* there's someone pestering me to change specs.
I guess I will when I feel like changing. (:

Ye.

Happy 44th Birthday Singapore ! (:

And have a nice day.

Class Play = Success!

Relieved that its now over.
Our blood, sweat and time had paid off!

Good job to everyone especially Rohit, since he took over the main role at the last minute.

Ms Lee is evil, she took my picture when I made that spastic face.
Like wth, I cant do anything to stop her or else I'll be ruining the whole thing.

Ugh. Hopefully we'll be able to get the video of our play asap.
Give Rohit a copy and he'll miss us like crazy. LOL.

Hm. Jethro did a good job managing the music too. :D

Ah, shall miss these times.


And winneb says she cant believe that I can act like that!
HAH, now you know my true 功夫!
Being the emcee was indeed enjoyable. :)

Class Play performance tomorrow.
Go 3/1 !

Lets make it a success.

I so wanna blog about this.


So I was at the bus stop just now waiting for the bus to arrive.

Then suddenly, an Indian man approaches me.
He tells me he had just suffered an asthma attack and says he has to get to Tan Tock Seng Hospital immediately.

The thing is, he wants to take a cab and he only has $2.
Yes, he asked me for $10. Like wtf.

I said, " Why not I call an ambulance for you? "
And he says its expensive.
" But your health is important. "
" cannot waste money lah. "

I didnt know what to say and kept quiet.
Then he prompts, " can or not? "

...
" sorry I cant. "

And he walks off.

Coincidentally, he got on the same bus as me. 74.
He got off 1 stop after AMK Mrt and walked towards the block of flats.


Conclusion : Is he a conman? Or not? Did I do the right thing?

I didnt trust him because..
1. I heard of MANY conman cases in AMK, and personally witnessed some.
= Not safe to trust people in the area.

2. Im just a boy who has barely reached 15.
Who approaches a student during an emergency? There were 2 other smartly-dressed men in the bus stop at that time. Why ask me and not them? Also, they're likely to have more cash than me.

3. Students are easier to cheat..?
Something I just thought about. Would you rather try to cheat a 20 year old young man or a primary school kid?

But I still dont know whether I did the right thing. -.-

Currently preparing for the Maths test tomorrow.

Screw circles. Got a feeling that Im gonna flunk it thanks to those roundies zzzz.

Ok I'm pressed for time, so I'll make this short and sweet.

Happy Brithday to Miss Joselyn Lee! <---(Zzz font still not hot pink even after 2 tries..)

Physics tuition was fun.
Hopefully will do better for tomorrow..? I dunno.

And I discovered something shocking today! LOL.
Nah I'll respect the person's privacy and not post it here.

I wont tell you even if you approach me in person so don't even think about it.

Off to study for Geog test! ARGH Rivers.

What do you know, its the end of the week again.

A Maths test sucked but shall not cry over spilt milk (:
And boy Im really glad I went to maths remedial yesterday. If not, today's test = fail.

Oh yeah, Zhi Hong and Yi Chou were the epic jokers for today man.
I still can remember yi chou saying "不管多久, 我都会等你的!" to Tzu Chun.
I think they had to stay back and write a reflection on their actions LOL.

Tests are coming up in the next few weeks. Omgggggggggg.

Nothing much so I'll post something to keep you occupied.


Three Explorers Choose Their Deaths
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker are exploring the jungle
and are captured by a fierce tribe.

The chief tells them, "The bad news is that we've caught you, we're
going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good
news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison;
the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol;
the Brit points it at his head, says, "God save the Queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and
gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and jabs himself all over --
the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. Blood gushes from every hole.

The chief screams, "What are you doing?"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**hole!"










A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."








A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"







A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."









Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.
The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruit.

So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king
then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without
any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in... but on the
second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed. The second one arrived and showed
the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he
burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh?
You almost got away with it." The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third
guy coming with pineapples."


And some joke pictures to end off with..

Did you know...? Did you know...? Did you know...?

Nevermind I shall tell you.

Today is James Lee's birthday! (Not 12am yet so its still his day)

Happy Birthday to James Lee Zong Yao


Since times are bad, we're planning to buy him in-game items for present LOL.
Budget ^o^

Nothing much to update. Anyway, check out this web Ganapathi gave me. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Singapore

Epic Win. One word of warning though, don't use it as a substitute for Wikipedia.

Ok I think I didnt do well for my O level chinese oral . As expected.

PS : Crude words incoming.

Passage was alright, but due to nervousness, I stumbled over simple words which is understandable.
Then the conversation.

You might not believe what Im going to say but..

ONE OF THE FREAKING EXAMINERS FELL ASLEEP.

Not that Im trying to vent my anger or what but, HE CLEARLY WAS SLEEPING.

FYI, the examiners were 1 female and 1 male (Pretty old).
The female was listening attentively although I could pretty much tell that she was bored.

Seriously, that old fart SLEPT. DURING AN O LEVEL EXAM.

I know I may suck at oral but shouldnt teachers AT LEAST try to LISTEN to the students? Regardless of content?

FYI, I was only like 1/4 done of the passage when he went into hibernation mode.

I was talking halfway (quite smoothly) when I turned to look at the old guy.
He put his glasses on the table and leaned backwards and was visibly sleeping. Or at least falling asleep.

I forgot what I wanted to say when I saw that. Like shit, here is a guy trying to take his oral exam in peace and there you are happily falling asleep.

And when he woke up, he gave me that "FUCK THIS JUST FINISH IT ALREADY YOU DUMB SHIT" look.
I almost wanted to land punches on him. Honest.

I was already stumbling with my words and he's basically adding oil to the fire.


But nevertheless, I think I did better for my standard. At least WAY better than this morning's performance during MTL.
Content - Yes
Expressiveness - Fail

I hope MOE would send better teachers to invigilate or examine students during exams.

Once again, I totally understand if you have that "ZZZ YOU TRYIN 2 BE FUNNI?" thought.

I can swear on my life, that shitass was sleeping.

Crazy Day.

School was ok, except for the fact that we didnt have any Bio lessons for the past 2 weeks.

Gonna flunk it >:(

MR TOHHHH!



K fast forward to after school.

Ate at opposite with Trevis and took a bus down to Hub.
We were planning to buy big big pencil cases to store all our junk >:D

More trash for less cash!

Went to OP in search of pencil cases but FAILED. All were like MFGs (Made for Girls)
):

We were milling around Mini toons when suddenly, 2 surprisingly-familiar figures emerged from the crowd at the escalator.
None other than Yao and Huan!

They were there to buy presents O:

I dont know how and why, we later took the MRT down to Bishan J8.


Epic journey and experience LOL.
Forgot the last time I actually walked around the mall.

Anyway, the basic direction was going all the way up and then going back to the ground floor.
In search of our pencil cases O: LOL.

Many jokes exchanged. Can laugh until 6 packs come out already.
Legs were breaking :/ (eveyrone's legs were)

Went to Gift-A-Name and made some stuff there.

So finally, we settled for big pencil cases at Popular.
Like FINALLY, after 2 hours. LOL.

Joke day.

(K huan I posted it already :) )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WINNEB TIO BEY TIO TOTO 4D!

I know your wish is to grow taller, so hope you will. LOL.


Anyway, today something weird/funny happened.

So I was happily playing Sudden Attack when I thought,
"Oh yeah! I left my half bar of dark chocolate in the fridge!"

Went down to the kitchen and opened the fridge..
AND VOILA! IT WAS GONE!

Unable to believe my eyes, I scanned the whole fridge again inside-out down and out.
But still no sign of my Princess(the chocolate).

I could only draw one conclusion..
MY YOUNGER SIBLINGS MUST HAVE EATEN IT! Those gluttons..


I was so angry that I went to LF2 and killed 20 people and went into Sudden Attack and killed god-knows-how-many people.

Reasons are..
1. I bought it with my own money! T_T And I only ate half of it ):
2. My younger siblings are real-time gluttons
Eg. My mom buys home a tub of 1.5L ice cream on Saturday night.
By Sunday afternoon, you can pretty much expect it to be empty.

I was grumbling about it to Yx on MSN.

Then at 8pm in the evening, when my parents got home, I asked my mom..

Me : Did you see a bar of chocolate in the fridge?
Mum : Oh, you mean the gold one?
Me : Ye. They ate it right? *Points to siblings*
Mum : Oh no, I put it in another section of the fridge. There wasn't enough space to put the groceries.

At this point I was like...



And then I


Thankfully I didn't blast them or whatever, although it was tempting to do so.


Yup. The other half is still safely hibernating in the fridge.
^_^

Dark chocolate + Music + Happy Mood = Good combination to do homework.

I finished Chem and Chinese. Only left with maths.

Initially, I planned to upload the pictures I got from Chia Chin but.. my freaking com is pissing me off.
I used to send files between my laptop and my handphone by bluetooth.

*Turns on phone's bluetooth*
*Turns on laptop's bluetooth*
*Goes to bluetooth options on PC and clicks Receive A File*
*Attempts to send file to PC from phone*

Bluetooth connection failed. Retry?

x10 times

Now you tell me if that is enough to piss you off.
Even after googling this problem, I haven't got much of a solution.

Actually, I have another alternative which is to connect the two devices by using the USB cable.

BUT I'M JUST TOO DARN LAZY TO TAKE IT OUT.
And thats why many companies are coming up with wireless connections like Bluetooth for the current lazy population.

But sadly it ain't working 100%. *Curses*

Ughhh.

._.

Chinese oral in less than 2 weeks time.

Think Im going to flunk already even though I know I CAN'T if not that means all my years studying chinese = wasted.

^U*)(#*$!_*)^$(@$*@#+)

Today was productive for class drama.

All the roles and actions = epic win after improvement.

(: