Catch A Crab

today nth happened but im still posting cause earlier on my tuition damn funny.
we we supposed to watch a show, in which a yang ren (angmoh) speaked chinese FLUENTLY.
well, he did joke. thats why im posting. i only remember one as the other one i not so sure liaos.
one day a son ask his father. Papa, wads sheng qi, fen nu, fa feng (i think), and xiao something. (a cheng yu)
then his father dont know how to explain to him.
he said he will demonstrate to him.
he picked up the phone, randomly dialed a number.
i think he called the LIN family (lets just say cause i dont know is wad family)
okays, now is the conversation.
Lin family: hello, this is the Lin family. who are u looking for?
Father: im looking for zhou ren fa. (yes he is chow yun fat, a famous actor.)
Lin family: we lin family dont have that person.
Father: im looking for zhou ren fa.
then at this point the lin family became angry and started scolding. then the father put down.
Father: see son? that is sheng qi. the lin family is angry.
then he said he will demonstrate wad is fen nu.
he picked up the phone and dialled the SAME number.
Lin family: hello this is the lin family. who are u looking for?
Father: im looking for zhou ren fa.
the lin family started scolding AGAIN and the father put down.
Father: see son? that is fen nu.
then he demonstrated wads fa feng.
he picked up the phone and dialled the SAME number.
the lin family IMMEDIATELY started scolding again.
Father: is that the lin family?
Lin family: oh so sorry. we had a number of prank calls before this. who are u looking for?
Father: im looking for zhou ren fa.
the lin family this time, scolded. VERY MADLY. BESERK.
the father put down and said: see son? that is fa feng.
then he said he is going to demonstrate wads xiao .....(dont know lahhs)
he picked up the phone and dialled the SAME number.
of course, the lin family was ready and scolding him already.
Father: im zhou ren fa. was someone looking for me?
then the lin family like very... suprised.
the father quickly put down and said: see son? that is xiao...... >.< sorry lah. i forgot.

then still got a few more funny ones but i roughly forgotten some points.
okay la. i write down something. also from the same guy.

there was once a guy called mr.??? i forgot his name. i will give him one la. tan?
a family asked mr tan to write some words for him and hang outside his door.(like those asking poets to write la)
the mr tan wrote " TONG YI. CHEN XIAN SHENG" = 同意。陈先生
lol. then the family said: wa so nice. u must be a very good poet.

Truth is..the mr tan only know how to write these words. LOL.
because he was like a travel agent. then people ask him to take him arnd must sign a form.
and only can write 同意。陈先生 or 不同意 mr tan la.
so total he know how to write 6 words only. LOL.
and he had been an agent for 30 yrs + writing those 6 words for 30 yrs..of course can write beautifully la. -,-

then alot of people know abt him le. then got 1 outing organised by poets and asked mr tan to come along.
it was to go to japan. mr tan thought since its such a rare chance, might as well go.
then later after all the days liao and the poets about to go back, the japan ppl ask each of them to write a poem.
then mr tan knew he dont know how to write one so let all the poets go first.
then he himself try to run. too bad some1 spotted him. " mr tan, come and write ur poem! "
then he no choice but to go forward. then he saw one of the words 字 in the poems.
he very scared and keep thinking how.
lucky for him, ding ding. he thought of something. he now knew 7 words le btw.
he said since he wrote so many jap and china poems he wanted to write something new.
it was something like this la.

同意不同字
同字不同意
意同字不同
字同不意同

LOL. " genius " right he? xD