Friday 25 December 2009

Merry Christmas everyone! Though my Christmas isnt so merry.

Anw, know what I like about switzerland/france? (Yeah this should be in the previous post but whatever)

Their dedication to bicycles. Their roads have an extra lane by the side that is meant for bicycles. Cool right?
I mean I'd rather cycle to school than to take bus because its freaking crowded and cold in the morning. Too bad my house is never within cycling distance.


Ok now Im at a loss on what to blog. Man this is awkward.
And I never really seem to receive Christmas presents. Damn.

Wednesday 23 December 2009

Finally decided to update, since its been exactly two weeks. Well, I think the trip is not bad.

Met some people on my tour group here and there, and I think they're interesting :) Not to forget the tour guides, good man. 2 thumbs up. If I had 3 thumbs, I'd give them three but I only have two. ):

Anyway, one thing I hate about the trip is that out of 14 days, around 8 days were spent in Italy. Which sucks. Traffic is definitely a thumbs down fo' shure.

Everytime we got into another city, first thing to go to.. chapels/churches whatever you call it. And thats exactly what I dislike.

I thought about lots of stuff to blog about when I was in Europe. Now that Im back, I dont have a single clue about the details ._. Some are still with me but I just dont want to bring them up.


3 days spent in Switzerland and the last 3 were spent in Paris.
Switzerland.. what can I say? Its beautiful. Lucerne was one of the places I went.


Surrounded by hills, valleys and mountains, Lucerne is the perfect place for you to get away from all the city's hustlin' and bustlin'. 'Wow' at the extraordinary sights and sceneries as our buses take you round the town.

Ok that was entirely made up by me. One thing I'd like to mention. My tour guide said people in that area get depression really easily. I guess its because of the boxed-up feeling you get when you're there.

And, I went up mount Jungfrau! 3571m above sea level. Yes, there was one area where visitors could walk outdoors and experience Mother Nature.
Something like..

Yeah. Red lines = Safety lines. Go over that = fall 3000m +++ to your death.
Red dot = swiss flag.
Blue line = gradient.
Invisible white dots = Blizzard. (PS i didnt draw this. thats why its INVISIBLE)

OF course I had to touch the swiss flag.

FYI. Temperature : -7.7degrees celsius.
Wind speed : 39km/h

1st attempt : Tried to test my limits and set off without gloves. Scurried back 5 seconds later.
Reason : Hands were FREEZING. (no kidding.)

2nd attempt : Went out. Came back in 5 seconds later.
Reason : The thing that covered my head flew off in like less than 5sec. (It was part of the jacket so its fine)

3rd attempt : Went out fully armoured. Came back 1minute later.
Reason : To prove it was really high, I video-ed the surroundings. And so had no more WARMTH to carry on.

4th attempt : Went out fully armoured. No recording or whatsoever and touched the flag.
Well actually I didnt manage to touch the flag cos some people were taking pictures there so I just stood there till I was chilled to the bone.

And.. I almost flew off the mountain. Literally. Going back indoors was going down the gradient and since I was moving really quickly (actually running), the wind almost blew me off.

This also made me realise something. I've got poor physical endurance/stamina. (actually I know it alr)
Ever since I got out of the train which took us to the mountain, I was pretty much panting the whole time. Actually it was after the meal ._.

K moving on to Paris. When you're in Paris, whats the thing that you cant miss? The Eiffel Tower of course.
At night...

The tower starts this sparkling effect for about five minutes every hour.


Inside..



Cool right. Taken inside the third floor of the tower. Can see my suave reflection yo (:


Cool right. Taken from the train.

Looks like there's smoke on the peak right.


I told you I wasnt lying.

The leaning tower of Pisa but I didnt go in.

The blue/green dude is my dad (:

Rest of the album is uploaded on Facebook. Too bad if the link isnt working for you cause it is for me. But anyway, just go check out my album for the photos.

In case you want to see how a receipt looks like there, heres a sample.

Erased the numbers so people wont say crap. Just click on it and hold ctrl + roll mouse wheel to see the details.

And if you're wondering, NOPE I DIDNT LOSE MY HEADSET. My dad took it accidentally.
And I didnt buy anything for anyone. Yep too bad. Sick of pocket burning.
And the God that I was talking about is Michael Jackson. Hah caught you off guard didnt I? No? Damn Im not sharing jokes anymore.

Ok just go check out my Facebook for more pictures.

Wednesday 9 December 2009

Currently in Italy, Milan. Quick update.
So far I've been to places like Florence and Venice in Italy, there are still other places but I kinda forgot.

Will be heading to Switzerland tomorrow, finally out of Italy. The thing I dislike about this tour is that we keep visiting chapels, catherals and churches. Their religious stuff seriously bores me out.

Italian food... not bad. Good change from the usual home-cooked chinese food.
FYI, europe is 7 hours BEHIND Singapore.

So now the time is 4.23am in singapore but its 9.23pm in europe.

If you think that Singapore's traffic is epic fail, as in its crowded 24/7, I think you should take a look at Italy, especially Rome.
Iggy used to say this about soccer.. "you find space you play."

Here, its "you find space you park." Its freaking true. The people happy-happy can just park their car in the middle of the road. (well not really but they really squeeze their cars into every little space they can find.)

Dont know what the hell the police doing. Happily chewing on their donuts while the city's in mayhem.

My tour guide's a funny man lol. And at least 80 people joined this tour. ( OOO that was really what I didnt expect. Two groups of 40+ )

Italy got A LOT of chio bus. No pimples no freckles just pure beauty. LOL.
Guys can come here find wives already ok!

K thats enough for now. Will update again soon. Probably when I return on the 17th.






EDIT : I was pissed for the whole day today. Why?

I LOST MY FREAKING HEADSET. Put it in some white case and I think it blended in freaking well with the bedsheets. Unfortunately even though I have like 4-eyes I couldnt see it. Only realised that it was lost when I got to another hotel yesterday.

I NEED MY MUSIC BADLY. PS: I know many of you dont see me having ear pieces stuffed into my ears and blasting music. Thats because I blast it on my PC at home LOL.
And since now Im outside, no loud blasting unless I want to get my ass kicked out of the hotel.

The worst thing is I lost my headset when I recently just got addicted to a whole bunch of songs. !_!
The addiction to music does wonders.

Now Im happily listening to my songs from my phone without blasting it ^o^ How?
HEADSET DUH! I kop my younger brother one LOL. In exchange for the hp charger. (He didnt bring his.)

Argh. If I had the headset for my PSP then it wouldnt have been this bad. I swear after I get back to singapore, I'll storm down to some shop jermaine lee(Jerm we got a date remember? ^o^ ) and get headsets man. 1 for phone 1 for psp.

Sigh. 10.30pm now in Italy. Morning call 7am tomorrow so can burn some oil tonight :D
(Its 5.30am in singapore)
Sadly no one's online in my MSN. Actually have but one is a firebird who does nothing but "Flame on" for the whole day. The other is a workaholic whos doing work even up till now. (double-checked my msn, still on LOL.)

K till then.


EDIT 2 : Dont say I bad ok. Tomorrow till 16th I'll TRY (No guarantees) to see how much my dad's willing to let me rob of him so that I can some gifts. I see who comes to my mind then I buy la hor. Till now I only know I need to get one for sng qi huan (But I can choose to shrug it off LOL). HUAN you owe me one hor if i buy for you.

Maybe when its 7am onwards in singapore, you guys may flood my cbox with "OI SAM BUY FOUR MI!" "EH FAG GET FOUR MI KAY" "Eh help mi buy xx" BUT i wont be able to see it already so tooo late. HAH.

And uh I THINK I CAN receive SMSes here in Europe. But even if i receive i most likely wont be replying cos it costs like 50cents for one message here. So see whos the smart one who visits my blog at this time when Im in the middle of my trip. But still if I dont feel like it i wont buy for the person hor, i warn first. LOL.

Time is gold ^o^ (No link LOL.)

K till then.

EDIT 3 : I want to share something before I leave. My tour guide told us just now.
A : What is god?
B : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. dont know.
A : God is black or white?
B : I think can be both la. Depends lor.
A : Ok. Then God is male or female?
B : I think both also have leh. Depends also lor.
A : Oh! I think I know whos God already.
B : Who?
A : Its ..........................

Who do you think God is? Leave your answer in the cbox. Will tell the answer the next time I have the chance to come online. I can guarantee you will LOL. Or at least get surprised.

HAH.

Thursday 3 December 2009

So its finally the 3rd of December.


Today is the day..

we die.






No actually its the day I fly to Europe. The things Im looking forward to? The plane rides and the end of the trip (Computer wating for me ^o^)

Cos of some people, I started listening more to songs. And so I've added a few more artists to my Favorite Artists collection.

Ranking according to the time I started liking them. Earliest-latest

Numbah one,

Jay Chou :D

Numbah two,

Jason Mraz

Numbah three,

The Click Five

Numbah four,

Taylor Swift :D

Ok I dont know why I blogged about that, maybe just to lengthen this post. Or maybe for fun or even to brighten up this post. Anyway the main thing is Im listening to more music now.


My flight today is at donktknowwhattime but I know its around 12am.
Will be packing my laptop at 8 30pm so if anyone has any last minute things to say to me(Which I think there wont be) you can do so before that time.

K thats all. I like 6i'06 :D

Wednesday 2 December 2009

I really feel like closing down my blog cause I simply do not feel like blogging anymore.

-Cuts to the chase-

Will be going to Europe for the next two bloody weeks. Usually when I tell people that, the responses are mainly..

1. Wa rich kid
2. Walao so lucky
3. Lucky leh you, i wan go also canot sia
4. U dun wan go giv mi go la
5. rich ass la u still say no $$
6. wtf so long nv tell me
7. lucky ass

Honestly speaking, Im not looking forward to it. In fact, I'd rather stay here in SG with my friends.
Two weeks, half of my Dec gone.

Dont know where my holiday homework is, much less feel like doing it.



Was away to chalet yesterday and I came back today.
Shall not talk much about it.

These days, Im really running out of content to blog about. Maybe it'd be better for me to close this blog down. The cbox itself is already pathetic enough.


* What Not to Say to a Policeman
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!





A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."

"What do you mean?" said the doctor.

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts."

The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why yes," she said.

"I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."

Thursday 26 November 2009

Been 16 days since my last real update.

Well there're two main reasons :
1. Too lazy
2. Been watching some chinese wuxia thing

In case you want to know, its 倚天屠龙记, or rather, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.
Yup yup! ZHANG WOO JEE.



Awww. Dont they look sweet together?
Zhang Wuji + Zhao Min = <3

Im happy that I've finished watching it. I started only on Monday you know!
4 days.. covered 40 episodes. 10 episodes a day.
Each episode lasts for 1 hour.
Which means I've been spending 10 hours a day just to watch this. LOL.

Its good because...
1. Destress
2. Kill time (I dont know why, I actually find myself running out of time LOL)
3. Feel good ^o^
I remember watching it in 2003 when I was still a P3 kid :O

Now I have a deeper understanding of the story :D
Anyone who got spare time to kill, I suggest you go watch it. On youtube.

Sadly, it took up a lot of my time. Hm.


Im so jealous of Zhang Wu Ji. He has like 4 ladies taking care of him! All chio one somemore.
One of the few men I look up to in my life.


For the first time, (actually no, I've done this a few times before), I've been staying at home since the start of the holidays!
Other than attending conquer O lessons and class chalet.

And I actually like it LOL. Spend more time at home might actually be beneficial.
Thinking about your problems alone. It helps sometimes.


Hmm. Leaving in a week. Not looking forward to it.
Anyway, I've got something nice to share with you.

Being in love is like pissing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Who think that its true or false, tag your opinions!

NO Im just joking. I dont want my tagboard to be flooded with such things LOL.



Now that I've watched more Chinese wuxia stuff, Im starting to believe more in fate.
Well, if fate allows, I'll probably be able to talk to shim personally someday.




A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy wants to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."






Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"






A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner

Saturday 21 November 2009

Humanity is about to end and there is only one way to stop it.

As the world leaders engage in a ferocious debate, danger irks closer to our doorsteps.

With the lives of your people in your hands...
what would you do?




Or rather...... WHAT can you do?

Watch the lives of your friends, family and people burn right before your eyes?
Or would you grab your loved ones with you and attempt a daring escape?
Whats up forum. I know its been eons since the last update.

But I promise to update asap! Got some content worth mentioning at last.
Chalet later. !_!

Something to get you warmed up.....

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant comments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


Kay Tagz Puh-lease.

Tuesday 10 November 2009

History workbook = Epic fail.

Some pages the tearing lines they make it very distinct so that its easy for us to tear the worksheet out.

Doing pages 45-49 now.
Have to tear it out.

But you know what? The tearing lines on those few pages are like ._.
Seemed like someone just used a pencil and drew dotted lines.
THE TEARING LINES ARENT HELPING ME IN TEARING AT ALL.


Now I tore like one-third of my history worksheets .....
This being late work is bad enough already.

But submitting torn pieces of work.. thats worst >_>

JEEZ.
O level Chinese today.
Yes although its much easier compared to Higher Chinese, Im still not confident.

The friggin second comprehension was screwed ._.
All the answers were pretty much along this "Keep falling, keep getting up. Not giving up.." etc etc.

I'll be satisfied if I get a B3. A2 if God blesses me.

Ugh. Everyone said I was getting panicking too much for it.
But still the question lingers in my head.

Atmosphere outside the hall was tense as we waited.

Now my back and neck feels weird since I didnt crack them during the first paper.



Now that O is out of the way, the only thing Im looking forward to is the end of Conquer O.

Quite a number of activities lined up for the next few weeks.
And soon 2010 will be here.
And soon we'll be in Term 1.
And soon we'll be taking our Mid Year Examinations.
And soon we'll be taking our Prelims
And soon we'll be taking our O's.

Holy crap.
I'll make sure I hit my goal for O levels man.



There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock
market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out
in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind
a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a farmer gets out of his truck.

"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I
came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."

"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.

"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating,
little drinking, and a little screwing."

"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"

"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."






A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and
explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means.''

The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.''
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor
with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back
to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read...
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

Monday 2 November 2009

Whats happening forum. Today is so not my day.

The most fundamental reason was that we had to go back for lessons.
If that wasnt disturbing enough, I had a really bad cold.

It was like this..

In car... -sniff-

In classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Comp lab... -sniff-

I didnt have the tool, which we use to clean stuff or just for fun, to help me.
In order words, no tissue.

I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal so I took 0 packets of tissue paper with me.

Used toilet paper as a substitute.


Having a headache.
The cold really affected my performance today.
Couldnt even finish 1/2 of one letter in one hour.. and O level chinese is next tues.


To top it off, it rained.
And I didnt have the cone-like tool which we use to shelter ourselves from the elements.
The one which we use to hit people with.

The one which we use as a.. I dont know.



In other words, I didnt have an umbrella. Excellent.
And I was still having a cold. Excellent x 2.




-Change of topic-
Spent my weekend watching anime.


Ye Gundam Seed. (PS not destiny)
Its my favorite anime.




Jeez. Thursday is SPA day.



A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars,
would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially,
we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."





There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"




































He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

Thursday 29 October 2009

Whats happening forum.

Recently, I lost the blogging blues.
And the plurking blues.

Feel like ripping it off my blog cos I hate to see the karma drop day by day >_>
Argh I'll just rip it off now.

-Fiddles with template-


Today's supposedly the last SCHOOL day.
But there are extra lessons for two weeks starting from next week.
Jeez.

Almost a year has passed. Aint it fast?
I still remember getting my streaming results last year and now Im complaining about Conquer O next week.

Next year at this time we would be studying our asses off, while others are enjoying.

Not forgetting we have O level chinese on the 10th and Physics SPA on the 5th.
Friggin worried but dont know what to do about it !_!


Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Post exam activities ,not counting the dance, were fine. Sadly I screwed up bowling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

K Im done.


A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?"
He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.





Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a
dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth
more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and
so far I've made $20!"


Tag leh.

Friday 23 October 2009

Whats happening forum.

Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.

Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.

The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!

I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.

Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.

Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.

Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.

Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)

Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.



A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."

"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."

"Fine then, just walk along this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."


Have a nice day.

Thursday 15 October 2009

Whats happening forum.

So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.

I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.

And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.

Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....

It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.

Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.


Ye.

And I want to post this overdue picture.

You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.


Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.

Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.


Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.



A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"


Have a nice day.

Tuesday 13 October 2009

Yep my blog's been dead for days.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!

-Epic fail introduction-


Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.

Happy Birthday Min Yi!

Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!

But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.

Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!

And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)


So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
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Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.


Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.


Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.



A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."

The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"

"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."

The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"

The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."



K its updated.

Tuesday 6 October 2009

Friday 2 October 2009

One subject down, 7 more subjects to go.

This shall be my last post. (I swear man)
At most I'll be plurking.

THOU SHALL NOT GIVE UP!

Wednesday 30 September 2009

Random stuff :

Just 10 minutes ago I went down to catch a glimpse of Singapore Idol.
As the show was ending, Gurmit Singh was standing and talking.

Some guy was behind him.
My dad said : "Walao eh see that guy? Playboy face. These kind walk into the street sooner or later also will kena beaten one. If its me ar I give him one kick and punch already la. Like those kind of stupid ya-ya zha boh."

LOL EPIC FAIL.
This article has been edited for length.

SINGAPORE - Today, weak tremors have been felt in Singapore. This is due to a powerful undersea earthquake that shook Western Indonesia. Places like Bishan, Toa Payaoh, Hougang and even Serangoon could experience the shaking.

Puzzled residents could be seen looking out of their windows as the tremors lasted for about ten to twenty seconds. The U.S. Geological Survey said the quake had a preliminary magnitude of 7.9.

The tremors that reached Singapore was significantly weak. However, some people managed to feel it.

Examples were XYT. He was playing an online first-person-shooter game when it happened. Quoted as he was saying, "I was playing my favorite game and owning some people using my knife-pistol-together strategy when suddenly, my friend, who was also playing with me, started yelling that his room was shaking. Initially, I did not believe him as I thought he was trying to distract me. But then a few seconds later, me and my other friend also experienced some shaking. My eyeballs felt like it was going round and round like a merry-go-round."

His other friend, ZHLT, also recalled his experience. "I was arguing with XYT that I was the one who came up with the knife-pistol-together strategy when LWLS said his room was shaking. I also experienced the tremor and I was terrified. My plant pot was shaking."

His other friend who was also playing with them, LWLS, said," I thought I was feeling dizzy and tired after school. But then my table was swaying left and right and the wires hanging at the side were also swaying. My glass shelf was shaking the whole time. I was scared. It was my first time experiencing this."

Also, they noticed that not everyone felt the tremor.
As said by ZHLT, "There were some kids downstairs yelling and playing catching as if nothing was happening. I guess you cant expect too much from this as we're so far away from Indonesia." LWLS added on to his point, saying," some kid was yelling across the block even though it was swaying."

Further details on the undersea earthquake were not available as the geologists have yet to respond to our calls.

Several parts in neighbouring Malaysia also felt the shaking.



Adapted from : The BadWill Times, 30th Secember 2009.
Source : http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090930/ap_on_re_as/as_indonesia_earthquake


In case you didnt know, the whole thing above was written by me. LOL.
Ok I really felt the shaking as my room was REALLY shaking. My whole block was swaying.

At first I thought I was too stressed up but then I recalled the latest chapter that I did in Geography class. Chapter 5 : Earthquakes.

"O MY GOD SAVE ME SOMEONE! PLS SAVE ME! I SWEAR I WILL PAY ATTENTION TO MRS ISMAIL IN CLASS FROM NOW ON!"

Nah it wasn't that serious. Just some slight swaying.
K that was random.
Back to studying now.






So if I ever see you on the street
I'll pretend that I didnt see
And turn my face
No use in small talk anyways

Because if I look into your eyes
Then I'll have to say goodbye
And thatll break my heart
So I wont even start
I wont even start.

Sunday 27 September 2009

Man, exam's starting this week for me.
Really nervous.

What I mean is after all the hours of hard work, I still get no results.
And I'll be letting down everyone.

Jeez. Its tough being a student these days.



On a side note, I wonder why they have to schedule the F1 race like a week before our exams.
Its showing later at 7.30pm.

Putting me in a difficult position. F1 or Studies?
F1 only once a year, but FYE also only once a year. >_>
Hmmmmmmmm.

I've always liked F1 since my dad bought me the game when I was in P1.
I like the cars, but not so much with the drivers.
Personally, I prefer Mclaren.

Hope Lewis Hamilton won't let the team down :D
Hope I won't let myself down for FYE too. -.-

Monday 21 September 2009

You know, sometimes I wonder whats wrong with some people.

They say they wont do it again, and then a few days later, they do it again.
Once? Fine.
But more than twice?

I wonder if its "thrice bitten, none shy" for them.
Tag until its like they are telling their grandmother stories.

Let me suggest this to you.
Take your tags, and shove it up your ass.

You aren't welcomed here.

Sunday 20 September 2009

I've done it again.
I wanted to start preparations during the Sept holidasy but I failed.

Now I dont even think I have enough time to come out with notes and study them.

I think that the Bio notes are screwed.
1 chapter separate into 3 parts for us.

SS textbook also screwed. 1 factor give one big chunk of text.
And I dont even know what the main point is.


I think Im gonna flunk FYE again. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Edit :
Taking a break from studying now.
Just read huan's blog. She wants to drive LOl.

Ok I also wanna learn. I mean I've always loved cars and racing games. 8)
And my cousin took up driving when he was 18!
Now hes like 19 or going to 20 and he's already got his own car! WTF!

Ah thats because his parents (My uncle and aunt) are like filthly rich.
And he aces his studies.
Happy lah he. Now at NUS and having a car. *drools*

>:) A car would be a must-have for me in the future.

Saturday 19 September 2009

This'll probably be my last post before the exams.
Must really go 100% gear 6 already.

Argh. Currently typing Geog notes for chapter 3,4 and 5.
Dont even know if I have enough time to study them in time for the test.

Still need to prepare for Physics test. (!!)
Very stressed for it. Later never get A then no face.

K. No more games/recreational activities (or at least cut down to a minimum) until I feel confident that my preparations are sufficient.

12 more days till Final Year Exam.

24 more days till Final Year Exam's end.

Thursday 17 September 2009

--->See this.<<--- That happened at the junction right outside my home. That morning, I thought it was a small accident when my dad drove past it. Then I realised that it wasnt when it appeared on The Electric New Paper today. (PS I got read the news ok! House never order ST so read online.) Man, poor girl died. According to my parents, the reckless driver went ahead even though it was Red. I hate it how innocent people bear the brunt of other people's mistakes. I mean the driver could pay the kid's parents as compensation or make a public apology but the girl won't come back. If you read the article, you'll find that the girl is pretty talented. Also, I almost got into an accident just now when I was making my way home. My blood is boiling just as Im speaking about this. I was walking out of the school's gate and was crossing the road. The road was clear and I saw a bicycle coming from the other side of the road.

Black arrows : Direction of road
Orange arrows : Direction the person is travelling to

So basically, I knew that there was a bicycle coming so I carried on walking following the middle line down while waiting for that asshole to pass.



But that asshole didnt just pass. HE WHIZZED BY ME.
THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THEM AND ME WAS LIKE HOW FAR APART OUR SITTING PARTNERS ARE IN CLASS.

If he had gotten any closer I would have been knocked down.
Not only that, that fucking sucker at the back was screeching as if he was Fernando Alonso (THANK GOD HE ISNT).

Yes. HE SCREECHED INTO MY EAR. OPERA SUCKER.
AND HE MADE A FACE AT ME AS THEY PASSED.

Then the 2 suckers whizzed down the road as I started cursing that they crash into a car.

Actually, I saw how close they were coming and was preparing to knock both of them down instead of them knocking me down. (But I didnt cos I was thinking about the accident)

Reason : They were hooligans. Well not really, but still.
I mean the rider was smoking (our age) and the bitch riding pillion was yelling as if he had been castrated.
Also, they were Malays. You know those good for nothing retards? Yep those.

Screw better-off-dead malays. (Im not being racist. People like Faiz are better off living.)


Learning point : Next time a bicycle is charging towards you like a bull, do not panic and follow these steps.

Step 1 : Prepare to jump backwards. (Do it when they're like 1-3 metres away from you.)
Step 2 : Prepare to stick your arm out. Those suckers wont see it coming.
Step 3 : Use all your might to lock your arm in place. They'll fly like the wind.

In a nutshell, Back-track, Arms out, Lock.
NOTE: DO NOT PANIC! IT'LL ONLY ADD TO THEIR THRILL.

I'd recommend you doing only to those who really deserve it.
Move fast, strike hard, laugh.

Stay tuned for more Getting-back-at-suckers guides!

EDIT.

If you're feeling up to it, you can ignore the whole guide I wrote above and instead, USE YOUR FEET.
Demo :


It'll make him lose control of it and as he struggles to stablise himself, YOU CAN TAKE OFF >:)
And laugh at his pathetic state from a distance.

But...

Tuesday 15 September 2009

Absolutely pissed.

1. Went for hair cut. I just said "Normal slope." Guess what, that ass cut off my side burns. Like totally.

Now I look like a retard. A pissed off retard.

2. Got home, turned on my laptop. Tells me : Unable to connect to network.
Like WTF? I "Diagnose and Repair" 5 times, no avail. Only after 10minutes then it allowed me to connect. It didnt use to happen but now it crops up.

3. When trying to solve that internet thing, I got pissed and threw my mouse. Guess what? The mouse wheel got pushed in, didnt come out. Got even more pissed, took a pair of scissors and tried to pull it out, ENDED UP CUTTING THE RUBBER.

Now Im TRULY MADLY DEEPLY PISSED. Took it up, slammed it right down onto the table.
You know what?

THE MOUSE WHEEL POPPED BACK UP. WTF IS WRONG WITH LIFE.


Jesus Christ. Im going to immerse myself in my studies, and get the same grades as what I have now.
PS : Getting my this kind of grades for FYE/MYE is a MAJOR achievement.

Sunday 13 September 2009

So YOU want to know why I removed my tagboard?

Thats because I dont want some people to dirty my blog with their shit comments.

Please, you may think that your words are not offensive.
BUT, to some people, it hurts their pride.

Well if your brains are your ass then I've got nothing to say. But your brains are in your head.
So think about what you're gonna say before saying it.


PS, my name Samuel is for anyone to call one.
But not everyone can call me Sam.

You better stop calling me that and act like you're all cool and friendly with me dumb fuck. Not everyone like you and not all of them show it. Im not one of them.

Damn morons living in their own world.

go learn from that.

Thursday 10 September 2009

I've never received so many wishes before. Very touched ;)
Some expected, some surprised me.


Life throws all sorts of things at you and usually, you'll find it hard to go on.

But many small and meaningful things like these gives us the energy to go on.
Things like wishing others happy birthday.

You may not think that its that big of a deal but to that person, it may mean the whole world to him. =)


But sadly, my birthday is like weeks before exam. Spells d-o-o-m.
And I nvr seem to get a chance to go out and have a celebration with my friends ):
Thanks guys for all the birthday wishes! Much love baby :)

First thing in the morning, went to Ah Heng house for Maths Proj.
MACUS PANG WAS LATE BY 1 HOUR 30 MINUTES.

Supposed to reach his house at 10am. Guess what, we called him at 10am and he just woke up >_>
Felt weird as I wore uniform O: (Had to take the maths 10 yr series)

Anw, filming of the video was hilarious. And I kinda think that the one in the video doesnt really look like me.
Weird.

Honestly, I'd rather have a Maths test than a Maths project. I mean you can settle the whole thing within 1 hour while the project is so tedious.


Went BOWLING with Trevis after that. I TELL YOU, I BROKE MY RECORD.
Maybe cos its my birthday so God blessed me. 1st game new record already.
But the subsequent games sucked -.-
New record : 127 points.

This shows that my skill is still intact. HAH.
MAFIA! COME CHALLENGE ME AND TREV AFTER FYE. Everyone VS Me + trev.
One hell of a game. LOL.



Exactly 3 more weeks to exam for me. (HCL) I still cant get over the fact that I END ONE DAY LATER THAN THE REST.
History-elective students should be sharing my pain and anger.


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Thats all I think.
PS : ROhit just spammed me on MSN LOL. Come to think of it, Im missing that blackie man. LOL.

Ah, another day gone.

Tuesday 8 September 2009

Just what the heck is wrong with people?
One moment say "Ok Im in". The next moment.. "xxx not going so i nt goin. sry".

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, consider our god damn feelings.
Organising outings has got me fucking pek-chek I tell you.

All I want is just a get-together. Is that very demanding?
10 months down stage, 10 minutes up stage.
10 days planning ( + must see people's attitude ) , 1 day action.

I'm washing my hands off all organising responsibilities.


Fuck outings. Go books.

Sunday 6 September 2009

Put up the cbox again as some people told me its inconvenient for them without it.

I hope pests won't linger around here for too long.

Saturday 5 September 2009

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I did it. I finally did it.
After 2 gruelling hours.... I FINALLY.....
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Labour!


From this ruined piece of art...

(those 2 buggers were the cause)



to..


This looks so much better!
This wasn't edited using Paint.NET, but Photoshop. ;D

Im a newbie at it so pardon me for the crappiness.
But Im pretty satisfied with this. ^o^ I even inverted the picture out of boredom!


There you go Trevis. Just you and Ms Tan, no Kwf or Jetty to interfere!
Haha! Next time got picture I dont like, I can edit it to my liking before posting!
LOL.

The power of Photoshop is beyond comprehension.
Term 3 is now over. Aint it fast?

Results is still ok. But not exceeding expectations.
-looks to countdown clock-

Only 26 more days to FYE. Time waits for no one.
Thus I shall attempt to start in the holidays.

Main event for yesterday : Miss Tan is leaving us ):

Well I think shes a really great teacher. She stayed back with us till 6 during maths remedial the week before.
And personally, I think I prefer her more than Mdm Chong. LOL. SHHH.

Pictures ripped from huan's blog. She ask me rip one hor.


Zz my fringe's screwed like always.


Supposed to be only Trev and Ms Tan but the 2 buggers came in -.-
Actually Im behind. But KWF TOO BIG ALREADY. He block me -.-

And Im sorry Trev! Paint.NET aint powerful enough to edit you and Ms Tan out!


Ms Tan candid O:


Im going to strive hard for this last hurdle.
Its time to reclaim what I've lost.



Edit


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Sunday 30 August 2009

Happy Birthday to Yeo and Loon Shin :]
Hoic!

Ever since my Desktop was moved to the living room, my house never seemed to be quiet.
Thats because my Dad is constantly blasting away oldies. ._.

Well, I allowed him to shift it there because he wanted to have a feel of the computer.
( I told him many times that it has a mind of its own cos it keeps restarting )
But he doesnt believe me. Now he does. Because it failed on him when he was doing his work LMAO.

Ugh. Now Im using my Laptop. Dont really like it and dont really hate it.
O:

Thursday 27 August 2009

You know? You know? You know?

Maybe you don't. But I'll tell you.

I GOT A2!

Yeah can't believe right. Cos I also can't. LOL.
But overall still C5 only. Sigh.

And also..

I GOT A1!

Don't see whats so surprising of this. Expected anyway -.-

You might be thinking.. What's he referring to?
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I very happy cos I had been failing the previous tests.
I can now see the light for Physics. I LOVE PRESSURE.


Sense of achievement.

And the A1 was for the E maths test. Its expected from me so not much of a surprise.


Did 3 hours of maths in school just now during Maths Remedial.
Hopefully I'll do well tomorrow (:

Wednesday 26 August 2009

To think I said "Trigo is easy."
So wrong.
So God damn wrong.

When my tutor was teaching me about it in advance, he skipped Radian/Pi and merely remarked : Too hard/complicated/difficult.

Then why do our teachers teach it at the same fucking time.

Thanks to him, Im so fucking messed up with Trigo.
Sine here Cosine there, still ok.
1 Pi come out = Game over.

Sometimes I even wonder why I take my studies so seriously. In fact, TOO seriously. To the point where I'll even breakdown because of it.

I'll do everything I can do save myself from this but if I screw up the test, so be it.

Tuesday 25 August 2009

OK so I had been asked to update this pathetic little blog of mine.
Black and white, plain.

No pictures.

Inconsistent updates.


Whatever. You know, sometimes I just run out of things to blog about.
There are quite a number of blogs that I admire for.. whether its their sense of humour, interesting updates, indefinite amount of content to blog about.. etc.

I'd just wish that I was as good as them. But sadly, Im not.


Take Mendi for example. I really dont know how she goes about posting on her blog, but it seems to me that her posts are always interesting and have a sense of humour.
On the other hand, mine is so..... -loss for words-


Ok maybe I shouldn't have blogged about that.
Change of topic.

Roughly 38 more days left to FYE. And it feels like MYE was over just yesterday.
Im starting to see the light in Physics, but I think, unfortunately, thats just for the chaper on Pressure.

Secret formula for Physics (From what I know) = Understanding concept + Practice
Just prepare for it the way you prepare for maths tests.

Im falling behind in Chemistry. Zzzz I dont wanna flunk it man. Not when my Biology is practically owning my ass upside down.


A Maths test this friday. I so hate Radian. Pi.


There was the Badminton Interhouse today. I think Yeo played great man. Like wow.
And I just got the news from Huan that Commitment got 3rd in Badminton Inerhouse!

Congratulations to Commitment!

This is for you guys! The least I can do.
In singlish : I tell you yeo is damn zai manzx. If he not there I think we lose liao.













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Thursday 20 August 2009

Ah.

Today's physics lesson was really productive. It was like a one of a kind thingy.

Cause we swapped places! :X
Ya that is unforgiveable but hey, we learnt a whole lot today since all of us are concentrated together.

Leads to lots of questions asked.
Which leads to lots of discussion
Which leads to more information absorbed!

I can swear today was like the first time i paid 150% attention during Physics.

Hmm.

I think that class 35's drama is the best among all of the classes man. Yes Im saying its even better than 31's. (no offence to teachers and scriptwriters)

FYI, this is just my opinion.
Well cant blame anyone. Their peeps are much more cooperative.
Our class' actors dont want act main role.
Our class not everyone is cooperative.
Sigh, but nevermind. There's always next year anyway.

Interhouse soccer was above expectations today. Thought we would get thrashed ._.
But we just lost 0-1 which is exceptionally good O:

And I feel like skinning huan man.
Her words/actions reminded me of this story. (although you may find that its a bit no link.)


Black stickman steals a briefcase of gold from Idontknowwhereorwho and is desperately trying to find a place to hide it.





He digs a hole in the ground and drops the briefcase inside.
(the face at the bottom right is comepletely random)





Black Stickman places a sign and walks off, thinking that he's the world's greatest prodigy ever.

Sky Blue Stickman comes along and looks at the sign suspiciously.
Yep you know what happens next.

Argh. The more I look at it, the more I think that this is irrelevant -.-
Hm I shall end here.

-Trots off to prepare for maths test-