Today was productive for class drama.
All the roles and actions = epic win after improvement.
(:
Tuesday 30 June 2009
Monday 29 June 2009
First Day of School.
I can only say that it is.... MEETING EXPECTATIONS.
Seating plan? Dont even mention it.
As I was telling the guys today.
If you'd like to, you may skip the red parts.
It felt like heaven was shining on me, with the holy light. (Sound effect : Ahhhhhh*Holy version*)
Think I could have even seen God himself welcoming me to heaven with OPEN ARMS!
I took a step forward, engrossed in the fact that I was getting closer to paradise.
Then suddenly, without warning, out of the blue, God's voice echoed in my surroundings..
" SHUT THE GATES! HEAVEN IS NOT OPEN TO THOSE UNWORTHY FELLAS!! GUARDS! SEIZE THAT IMBECILE! "
I stared in horror as countless angels riding on flying unicorns wielding deadly looking rulers flew to subdue me.
Instinctually, I dashed towards the Holy Gate like a bullet, hoping against hope that I would somehow make it.
BUT, the Gate Keeper stood ,undaunted, in my way.
As I analysed my remaining options, the Gate Keeper raised his mighty cleaver effortlessly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
With just a swipe of his cleaver, I found myself exiled into the greatest darkness found beyond this universe.
^^^ Exaggeration.
Anyway what Im trying to say is, after 2 years, I finally had a decent sitting partner.
Yeah you got that right. Changed -.-
Is it just me or is Iggy's head big cos of his hair? Lol.
Well, I think I can change that to 2 years AND COUNTING.
School wasn't so bad for a first day.
And I think bus service number 74 had just added a few brand new buses to its army.
The one I took just now was one of them ^^
Experience on the bus was funny just now.
2 other amksians were taking the same bus as me.
And we were sitting in a row. ._. So just imagine.
3 green dudes in a row. And oh before I forget, no one else was around us.
3 green dudes in a row. Stands out from the crowd.
- +
- +
- +
where - is an empty seat and + is a green dude.
Gonna take some getting used to.
I can only say that it is.... MEETING EXPECTATIONS.
Seating plan? Dont even mention it.
As I was telling the guys today.
If you'd like to, you may skip the red parts.
It felt like heaven was shining on me, with the holy light. (Sound effect : Ahhhhhh*Holy version*)
Think I could have even seen God himself welcoming me to heaven with OPEN ARMS!
I took a step forward, engrossed in the fact that I was getting closer to paradise.
Then suddenly, without warning, out of the blue, God's voice echoed in my surroundings..
" SHUT THE GATES! HEAVEN IS NOT OPEN TO THOSE UNWORTHY FELLAS!! GUARDS! SEIZE THAT IMBECILE! "
I stared in horror as countless angels riding on flying unicorns wielding deadly looking rulers flew to subdue me.
Instinctually, I dashed towards the Holy Gate like a bullet, hoping against hope that I would somehow make it.
BUT, the Gate Keeper stood ,undaunted, in my way.
As I analysed my remaining options, the Gate Keeper raised his mighty cleaver effortlessly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
With just a swipe of his cleaver, I found myself exiled into the greatest darkness found beyond this universe.
^^^ Exaggeration.
Anyway what Im trying to say is, after 2 years, I finally had a decent sitting partner.
Yeah you got that right. Changed -.-
Is it just me or is Iggy's head big cos of his hair? Lol.
Well, I think I can change that to 2 years AND COUNTING.
School wasn't so bad for a first day.
And I think bus service number 74 had just added a few brand new buses to its army.
The one I took just now was one of them ^^
Experience on the bus was funny just now.
2 other amksians were taking the same bus as me.
And we were sitting in a row. ._. So just imagine.
3 green dudes in a row. And oh before I forget, no one else was around us.
3 green dudes in a row. Stands out from the crowd.
- +
- +
- +
where - is an empty seat and + is a green dude.
Gonna take some getting used to.
Thursday 25 June 2009
Homework blues.
Today's already Thursday and the holiday is coming to an end. O:< Warning : The chunks of text below are concerning the extension of the holidays. If you want to skip it, just keep scrolling down till you see a big red word.
Well some of you have found out, there wont be an extension of the holidays.
It has been announced by the MOH that schools will reopen as normal.
Proof --> http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/437803/1/.html
If you're too lazy to read it, here's the summary : Schools to re-open as scheduled despite H1N1 situation
Now I think that spells disaster.
IMHO, I think that its only a matter of time before the disease mutates (or worsen, whatever you call it) and starts to infect the daylights out of everyone.
Many people said that its pretty much like your common flu but I beg to differ. Many had died at the mercy of this terrible plague in the United States. And I think this MAY happen in Singapore too.
But sadly, (not wanting to offend the SG Gov) it seems like people MUST DIE before th Government actually do something to improve the situation.
Yes. Its true that this H1N1 is not as serious as SARS but there are 3 things you need to know.
1. H1N1 spreads more furiously than SARS. This is why at 1st the government is so alerted by H1N1. Even if its not harmful, but if no precautions are taken and we just let it spread because it is curable then if it mutates or whatever then hohoho, merry christmas.
2. Even if its curable, it doesn't mean that nobody should be afraid of it. What about those with Asthma or lungs problems? They'll suffer or even die.
3. When H1N1 1st broke out, the health minister already said that flu usually comes in waves. So the 1st wave may seems not so deadly, but who knows? When the 2nd wave strikes, it'll catch you unprepared. So what Singapore is doing now is to prevent the 2nd wave from hitting or to keep it under control or best to eradicate out of Singapore.
The point of closing the schools is because of a community spread. Schools are obviously one of the biggest breeding grounds of viruses, and H1N1 isn't going to be any different. Actually, its going to be even worse, at the rate its spreading.
Why close schools?
ONE, you WILL have some parents who don't give 2 hoots about H1N1 symptoms, who will send their kids to school anyway because they do not want their children to miss classes.
These are some parents who would consider lessons far more important than the risk of H1N1 infection. If they could lie in a deadly situation like Sars, would they hesitate over a not-so-deadly flu outbreak?
It would allow all Singapore students who would have just returned from holiday overseas the mandatory one-week quarantine.
It would prevent a serious outbreak within a school should just one parent choose to fudge his children's travel history for fear of his kids missing precious classroom time.
It would remove the ethical dilemma for parents weighing honesty and social responsibility, against self-interest.
TWO. The equal misery of a one-week cooling off period would be fair to both students and teachers. If everyone is following the same home-based learning programme, students who are quarantined would not have to fear being disadvantaged.
And teachers would not have to do double work - prepare one set of lessons for students who turn up in school, and another set for those quarantined at home.
THREE. Who's to say that temperature taking is a failsafe way for detecting H1N1 in school? The virus is mutating so damn fast you can't be sure. There is always the possibility that a sick student "bypasses" the thermometer, and boom, whole school gone. THREE, yes, I agree. Most of us schools I believe would have our exams after the holidays. And with that 1-week quarantine measure being put in place, it would just mess our school's exam schedules. Much more convenient to just close it for 1-week. Seriously.
A seven-day grace period would go a long way to placate grade-anxious parents - and avoid them forcing their kids to lie to their teachers.
And if Im right, the virus actually affects adolescents in particular.
Worse still, if the patient is not a student, but a canteen worker or food preparer, the consequences would be even more disastrous.
In present-day, this scenario is a lot less likely, but possible, seeing that the H1N1 virus can survive without a host (in this case, a human cell) for up to 8 hours. Imagine a sneezing worker working at a popular stall. He, or she, could infect nearly a thousand students in a week. Combined with the contact period of up to a week, and suddenly, that one worker could indirectly infect tens off thousands of people in a week.
Who knows. There might be some faggot who decides to ignore his home-quarantine order and go down to town. Just like that A-hole who went out for a beer despite under quarantine during SARS.
There. Thats why I think they should have the extension.
(Info taken from reliable sources)
Word.
Right. Im proud of myself cause I stayed up till 3:30am this morning to do MATHS!
And I completed it. -Pats my shoulder-
Not out of the woods yet though. Geog not completed.
Went out with Pri Sch Peeps (PSPs) yesterday. Caught Land Of The Lost.
Honestly, I think the show = epic fail. Dont watch it ._.
Ugh. School.
Today's already Thursday and the holiday is coming to an end. O:< Warning : The chunks of text below are concerning the extension of the holidays. If you want to skip it, just keep scrolling down till you see a big red word.
Well some of you have found out, there wont be an extension of the holidays.
It has been announced by the MOH that schools will reopen as normal.
Proof --> http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/437803/1/.html
If you're too lazy to read it, here's the summary : Schools to re-open as scheduled despite H1N1 situation
Now I think that spells disaster.
IMHO, I think that its only a matter of time before the disease mutates (or worsen, whatever you call it) and starts to infect the daylights out of everyone.
Many people said that its pretty much like your common flu but I beg to differ. Many had died at the mercy of this terrible plague in the United States. And I think this MAY happen in Singapore too.
But sadly, (not wanting to offend the SG Gov) it seems like people MUST DIE before th Government actually do something to improve the situation.
Yes. Its true that this H1N1 is not as serious as SARS but there are 3 things you need to know.
1. H1N1 spreads more furiously than SARS. This is why at 1st the government is so alerted by H1N1. Even if its not harmful, but if no precautions are taken and we just let it spread because it is curable then if it mutates or whatever then hohoho, merry christmas.
2. Even if its curable, it doesn't mean that nobody should be afraid of it. What about those with Asthma or lungs problems? They'll suffer or even die.
3. When H1N1 1st broke out, the health minister already said that flu usually comes in waves. So the 1st wave may seems not so deadly, but who knows? When the 2nd wave strikes, it'll catch you unprepared. So what Singapore is doing now is to prevent the 2nd wave from hitting or to keep it under control or best to eradicate out of Singapore.
The point of closing the schools is because of a community spread. Schools are obviously one of the biggest breeding grounds of viruses, and H1N1 isn't going to be any different. Actually, its going to be even worse, at the rate its spreading.
Why close schools?
ONE, you WILL have some parents who don't give 2 hoots about H1N1 symptoms, who will send their kids to school anyway because they do not want their children to miss classes.
These are some parents who would consider lessons far more important than the risk of H1N1 infection. If they could lie in a deadly situation like Sars, would they hesitate over a not-so-deadly flu outbreak?
It would allow all Singapore students who would have just returned from holiday overseas the mandatory one-week quarantine.
It would prevent a serious outbreak within a school should just one parent choose to fudge his children's travel history for fear of his kids missing precious classroom time.
It would remove the ethical dilemma for parents weighing honesty and social responsibility, against self-interest.
TWO. The equal misery of a one-week cooling off period would be fair to both students and teachers. If everyone is following the same home-based learning programme, students who are quarantined would not have to fear being disadvantaged.
And teachers would not have to do double work - prepare one set of lessons for students who turn up in school, and another set for those quarantined at home.
THREE. Who's to say that temperature taking is a failsafe way for detecting H1N1 in school? The virus is mutating so damn fast you can't be sure. There is always the possibility that a sick student "bypasses" the thermometer, and boom, whole school gone. THREE, yes, I agree. Most of us schools I believe would have our exams after the holidays. And with that 1-week quarantine measure being put in place, it would just mess our school's exam schedules. Much more convenient to just close it for 1-week. Seriously.
A seven-day grace period would go a long way to placate grade-anxious parents - and avoid them forcing their kids to lie to their teachers.
And if Im right, the virus actually affects adolescents in particular.
Worse still, if the patient is not a student, but a canteen worker or food preparer, the consequences would be even more disastrous.
In present-day, this scenario is a lot less likely, but possible, seeing that the H1N1 virus can survive without a host (in this case, a human cell) for up to 8 hours. Imagine a sneezing worker working at a popular stall. He, or she, could infect nearly a thousand students in a week. Combined with the contact period of up to a week, and suddenly, that one worker could indirectly infect tens off thousands of people in a week.
Who knows. There might be some faggot who decides to ignore his home-quarantine order and go down to town. Just like that A-hole who went out for a beer despite under quarantine during SARS.
There. Thats why I think they should have the extension.
(Info taken from reliable sources)
Word.
Right. Im proud of myself cause I stayed up till 3:30am this morning to do MATHS!
And I completed it. -Pats my shoulder-
Not out of the woods yet though. Geog not completed.
Went out with Pri Sch Peeps (PSPs) yesterday. Caught Land Of The Lost.
Honestly, I think the show = epic fail. Dont watch it ._.
Ugh. School.
Wednesday 17 June 2009
Due to popular demand, I'll attempt to blog.
Yes, I still havent started on holiday homework ._.
Chinese and Geog project totally havent start as well.
So I had a chalet on Monday - Tuesday at downtown east.
Gosh, I was surprised to see huaneh there. And its like she's just a few doors away ._.
(eh huan, trev give you the present i also got a part in it ok!)
On the whole, its fun as I managed to catch up with my old buddies.
Zz, I realise that my blog is lacking in pictures. And I plan to do nothing about it. LOL.
Yesh, been "Draking 'n' Joshing" a lot recently. In case you guys want to check out some of their episodes, check out http://sg.turbonick.nick.com/turbonick/
Spongebob episodes are there too!
And now, I've been saving this up for a long time.
Jokes!
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?
Mental Institution Pop Quiz
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which
has an annual contest that picks two of the
best patients and gives them two questions.
If they answer correctly, they are released.
Jon is called into the doctor's office first.
The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I
poked out one of your eyes?"
Jon says, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked
out both your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells
him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he
tells Dan the questions and answers.
The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I
cut off one of your ears?"
Dan says, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues,
"What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."
"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?"
asks the doctor.
"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."
High Speed Chase
After an intense high speed chase, an
officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you
over to tell you your taillight is out.
Why the hell did you take off like that?"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said,
"and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
K update done. AND RENEEH, IM NOT YOUR CLEANER!
Yes, I still havent started on holiday homework ._.
Chinese and Geog project totally havent start as well.
So I had a chalet on Monday - Tuesday at downtown east.
Gosh, I was surprised to see huaneh there. And its like she's just a few doors away ._.
(eh huan, trev give you the present i also got a part in it ok!)
On the whole, its fun as I managed to catch up with my old buddies.
Zz, I realise that my blog is lacking in pictures. And I plan to do nothing about it. LOL.
Yesh, been "Draking 'n' Joshing" a lot recently. In case you guys want to check out some of their episodes, check out http://sg.turbonick.nick.com/turbonick/
Spongebob episodes are there too!
And now, I've been saving this up for a long time.
Jokes!
A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?
Mental Institution Pop Quiz
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which
has an annual contest that picks two of the
best patients and gives them two questions.
If they answer correctly, they are released.
Jon is called into the doctor's office first.
The doctor says, "Jon, what would happen if I
poked out one of your eyes?"
Jon says, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What would happen if I poked
out both your eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind." The doctor tells
him that he is free to go. On Jon's way out he
tells Dan the questions and answers.
The doctor asks Dan, "What would happen if I
cut off one of your ears?"
Dan says, "I'd be half blind."
The doctor, slightly puzzled, continues,
"What would happen if I cut off both your ears?"
"I'd be completely blind."
"Dan, how can you explain that you'd be blind?"
asks the doctor.
"Well," replies Dan, "my hat would fall over my eyes."
High Speed Chase
After an intense high speed chase, an
officer finally gets the lawbreaker to pull over.
"You know," says the cop, "I was originally pulling you
over to tell you your taillight is out.
Why the hell did you take off like that?"
"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," the man said,
"and I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
K update done. AND RENEEH, IM NOT YOUR CLEANER!
Sunday 14 June 2009
Happy Birthday to HUANEH!
EDITED @ 10.20 PM
Zz. I know some of you (or rather ALL OF YOU) are laughing at me.
Cause I actually thought today was Father's Day.
"O MAI GAWD WAT KIND OF FOOL IS TIS. HU WULD TINK TOO DAY IS FATHERZ DAY? HASNT HE HERD OF A CALENDAR BE4?"
Yes I know whats a calendar, and theres one right next to my PC.
So.. if I have a calendar right next to my PC, why in God's name would I think today's Father's Day?
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BECAUSE THE CALENDAR ITSELF GOT THE DATE WRONG.
YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE, CERTAINLY SURE, COMPLETELY SURE, ENTIRELY SURE, FULLY SURE, THOROUGHLY SURE, UTTERLY SURE THAT IT SAYS "14th of June 2009. Occasion(s) : Father's Day."
Zzzzzzzz. Very pai seh leh. Just now having dinner at my Grandpa's house when suddenly I received an sms from tan jayjay, telling me today's NOT father's day.
FYI, if you wanted to know what kind of crappy calendar Im using, its a calendar from Seng Choon Farm. (LOL)
I took it because I liked its layout.
"zzz."
EDITED @ 10.20 PM
Zz. I know some of you (or rather ALL OF YOU) are laughing at me.
Cause I actually thought today was Father's Day.
"O MAI GAWD WAT KIND OF FOOL IS TIS. HU WULD TINK TOO DAY IS FATHERZ DAY? HASNT HE HERD OF A CALENDAR BE4?"
Yes I know whats a calendar, and theres one right next to my PC.
So.. if I have a calendar right next to my PC, why in God's name would I think today's Father's Day?
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BECAUSE THE CALENDAR ITSELF GOT THE DATE WRONG.
YES, I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE, CERTAINLY SURE, COMPLETELY SURE, ENTIRELY SURE, FULLY SURE, THOROUGHLY SURE, UTTERLY SURE THAT IT SAYS "14th of June 2009. Occasion(s) : Father's Day."
Zzzzzzzz. Very pai seh leh. Just now having dinner at my Grandpa's house when suddenly I received an sms from tan jayjay, telling me today's NOT father's day.
FYI, if you wanted to know what kind of crappy calendar Im using, its a calendar from Seng Choon Farm. (LOL)
I took it because I liked its layout.
"zzz."
Friday 12 June 2009
Argh. Havent started on holiday homework.
Recently, I've been watching Drake and Josh on the Internet. (piracy, yeah I know. X_X)
Well its definitely worth it. Afterall, its a sitcom (:
Just watch one of their episodes and you are guaranteed to at least laugh a bit.
Now the problem is, I've run out of places to watch it!
Youtube only has a few pathetic episodes and I've checked veoh out. Nothing.
Zz. Suggestions for webs to watch the sitcom at?
Its really nice and funny. Strongly recommended to watch.
Recently, I've been watching Drake and Josh on the Internet. (piracy, yeah I know. X_X)
Well its definitely worth it. Afterall, its a sitcom (:
Just watch one of their episodes and you are guaranteed to at least laugh a bit.
Now the problem is, I've run out of places to watch it!
Youtube only has a few pathetic episodes and I've checked veoh out. Nothing.
Zz. Suggestions for webs to watch the sitcom at?
Its really nice and funny. Strongly recommended to watch.
Monday 8 June 2009
Wednesday 3 June 2009
Zz. I think I've got to make a trip down to the mall to get a new calculator.
Yes, my current one died on me.
Very pissed please.
Changed its batteries right before the exam. And during the last maths paper, it scared the daylights out of me by hanging.
Then right after the paper, it just stopped working totally.
My tutor's already teaching me the first chapter of E Maths 3B and it is necessary to have a calculator. Just flip open the book and browse through chapter 7. ZOMG.
So tempted to just throw this freaking tool against the wall.
And, my younger bro is singing Mr Brown's version of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. LOL.
Yes, my current one died on me.
Very pissed please.
Changed its batteries right before the exam. And during the last maths paper, it scared the daylights out of me by hanging.
Then right after the paper, it just stopped working totally.
My tutor's already teaching me the first chapter of E Maths 3B and it is necessary to have a calculator. Just flip open the book and browse through chapter 7. ZOMG.
So tempted to just throw this freaking tool against the wall.
And, my younger bro is singing Mr Brown's version of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. LOL.
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