Man, who was the one who said the marks would be rounded up in the report book ?!

I feel like beating him.

MY E MATHS IS STILL 74.7! A^($@#%*_@%)*@ And it was recorded as A2 ! %U#(!@)$!%*#!

MY HCL IS 49.8 ! R#@)%*!#%*t()g$#y_h*df_)y*)#@!#% D7.

Nevermind, I must be forward looking ! (Principles of Good Governance)
Look forward to FYE where I can prove myself.





And my trusty old drink.



=)

._. PTC tomorrow.

Nothing happened yesterday.
Watched some weird CHEENA movie during Chinese. -.-

Com lab for history.

And surprisingly, Mrs Yeo allowed us to play cards during her period ! O:

Had the Student Council Investiture.
Ah Heng ! I found out the meaning of "Investiture".

" the formal bestowal, confirmation, or presentation of rank, office, or a possessory or prescriptive right, usually involving the giving of insignia or an official title. "

The talks were still OK, and I think Jeremy and Kyaw's speech got substance O:
And, I SAW RENEE ENG ! Like after got knows how many years.
Hehe, she saw me too O:
(Image taken down due to fear of being killed by victim)


Hm. Nothing much to post so... FAIL PICTURES!






And some jokes to end off with..


Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: "I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal."

"Well" replied the other farmer "I'm not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you'd give me one?"

"Of course" says the first.

The second farmer continued: "and if you had two cars, you'd give me one of them too?"

"Absolutely"

"So" says the second farmer, "if you had two pigs then you'd give me one of them?"

"Ah, now hang on a minute" says the first, "you know I've got two pigs!"




After God created Adam, and Adam had been in the Garden for a really long time, he started to get a little lonely. So, Adam went to God and said, "This Garden is amazing, but I'm starting to get a little lonely; is there anyone that you can send to keep me company?"

God answered, "I have the perfect person. She will help you with almost everything. She'll clean, cook, wash you clothes, be your friend, and even rub your feet after a long day. She really is perfect in every way!"

Adam said, "That sounds great! How soon can you send her?"

God replied again, "I can send her right away, but there is one thing ... it's going to cost you an arm and a leg to get her."

Adam thought for a moment, and then said, "What can I get for a rib?"







A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.



An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"



A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said, "what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.

"Well the answer is obvious," he said "if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms."



A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies I'm sorry, we don't do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we don't do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave.






One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

"University of Oklahoma," he yelled back.


Win.

._. I've decided to blog even though I cant really think of the content at the moment.

Hmm ok lets see, I think Im going to go crazy.

1. My damn browsers cannot save their Internet History!
PS : I used to use Internet Explorer but switched to Firefox later out of curiosity. But it turned out that both cant save URLs as History -.-

How annoying can that be.

2. I havent told my parents about my results.
I think they would get a shock when they see my report card this time. ._. Sec 1 and 2's PTCs were fine as I did good. This time its a no no.

3a. I'm bored out of my mind.
Zz. Other than Sudden Attacking and Mapling, I've pretty much nothing to do. I'm getting pissed with SA as recently, the server had a massive lag. And I'm sian with Maplestory because...
- I lost motivation to carry on my level 34 Spearman in Gemini
- Cheryl agreed to let me leech her in Bootes for my Fighter but I still havent seen her online -.-
- Bootes is getting crowded again T_T

3b. I was so bored, I went to Miniclip to play Motherload.
Yeah you may be thinking : Hows this driving me crazy? Well it isn't.
The thing is, yesterday at about 11pm I started playing it till 12:30am. Completed about half of the game but I felt sleepy so I saved my progress and went to sleep.

I came back today, went back to Miniclip to play that game. But when I clicked on "Load game", this came out.
"NO SAVED GAME DATA EXISTS!"
ZOMFG YOU MEAN I PLAYED THAT 1.5HRS FOR NOTHING?

I think its related to the browsers not being able to save history problem. Anyone got any ideas to solve this?
ITS PISSING MY ASS OFF.



I decided to NOT let this setback affect me, and went on to restart a new game.
I played for like 2 hours this time and went even further than my previous attempt.
Then later, I became greedy and dug for more and more ores even though I was dying. 1/100 HP left.

Then... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. *explosion*
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Your digger has been destroyed. Game over.
*One evil skull pops up and laughs evilly : MUAHAHAHAHAHA*

ZOMG WTF? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Pissed, I closed the whole window and went to sleep. ._.

Epic phailz.




And and, 臭 huan ! She say she flunked her Mid Years as well but still can get 2nd in class eh!
Cheat me.
Nvm you wait. FYE I back already.

zZ. Khwanfa's enjoying life in Thailand while we're in Singapore pathetically doing Holiday Assignments.

K end. Feeding today for a better world tomorrow.


PS : NOW I'M EVEN MORE PISSED. I ENLARGED the titles of each factor but it seems to me that their size are still unchanged.
F*** THIS FISH. <-- I think this one the size also remains unchanged.

Note: If you came to see whether I've blogged about my lousy results, no i did not so you can move on to the next blog to gloat at other people's misery!

Kay on to the serious stuff.

I know what went wrong this time and I already predicted this so it isnt affecting me so much (in a negative way)
But when looking at some careless mistakes of mine, I would blurt expletives out continuously.

OMG NOW HOW CAN A FINE GENTLEMAN DO THAT.

._.

To my fellow fallen friends :
WE have been owning others for the last... 1 year? (at the very least) And now this time, we have fallen. I understand the pain and misery all of you are experiencing now and I share your agony (BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE DAMN SAME BOAT). We are nothing but a silhouette of our former selves, our golden ages. But fret not! I know that all of us will return to claim our titles. We shall return during the CA and FYE. Our hard work will pay off, eventually.
Remember my comrades, faith and determination lies in our hearts.
Belive in yourselves and together, once again, WE SHALL SUCCEED TOGETHER!

THE FALLEN FRIENDS WILL RETURN!

-salutes-

I know many star pupils (like me, OBVIOUSLY) did not put in much effort for this exam and hence, did not score well.

Nevermind, theres always another opportunity for us to shine.
Thus, I would like to dedicate this song to people like us.

The Boys Are Back www.youtube.com/oo0ricardo0oo - High School Musical 3
Just change the 'boys' to 'guys'. lol.




But then after all that, whats the point of studying if the legends and myths about the 2012 doomsday come true?

Random guy : YES! I've finally completed university! Now I will contribute back to society!
Random guy : -whistles happily- Aww yeah Im going to work, yeah going to work ~
-Disaster strikes-
Random guy : -white flag-

I'll still carry on studying since Im a good boy.

Yes kind of random, so proud of my brain.
-Salutes- Until next time.

Like I said before, I couldnt upload the Family Day pictures because my com was screwed and now I've recovered them.

So there ya go.







Lol I took this because I think its rare.
Presenting to you, Trevis and the 4 Beauties from Girl Guides! (Sarcasm. LOL)





Introducing... Mrs Chung's dog! Bubbles! (or was it russel? LOL)




















That's Faiz's work. LOL. (milo cup tied to balloon)







Now, I've specially edited 4 pictures just for your viewing pleasure.
Introducing to you... THE 4 PICTURES OF THE DAY!
PS, click on them to get the full picture. I took it from classblog.


First, Rohit's in the background.

Then it becomes me.

Then the 2 star pictures, starring : Trevis Lee & Rohit Ganapathi !

Click on it for the full effect!

Click on it for the full effect!

Now.. HOWS THAT? LOL. I wanted to do this long ago and now I've finally done it.
-Feels a sense of achievement and braces himself to get whacked tomorrow-

Kay Im done. Shall upload pictures once Boss uploads them onto facebook.

Way to go man. Today's already Friday and we only have 1 more paper on monday!

We better cherish this year because once we go sec 4, I think we'll have EVEN MORE papers. Then ended up like this year sec 4, Monday got 2 papers while we have 1.

I think I didnt really put in much effort for this exam. I'll be satisfied to even just maintain my level position. Dont even dare to think of getting below 80 man.


Kay I didnt study hard enough for Chem. (HENGLING KNOWS THIS. ARGHH.)
And funny eh. All the papers I sat for so far, usually only about 1-3 people ask the setter questions.

Then today, so many people were raising their hands. LOL.
From this, I can infer that................you know what. (LOL.)

Hmm. I'll enjoy the rest of today.


FEED TILL BLEED!
Study hard, Play hard, Feed hard!

Zzz. I think I screwed up both Maths and Biology today.

Sadly, I think that the God of Carelessness decided to carelessly bless me with his careless touch.

Lets see, the gradient for the graph in maths. Lots of people had it from 0.7 - about 0.9.

Then MINES 7.5
Yeah you may think Im crazy but the thing is, I COPIED THE NUMBER FROM THE CALCULATOR WRONGLY. IT WAS 0.75 %#()!*@!)_^&*

Not only that, my calculator FAILED on me right in a Maths Exam. Thankfully, after spamming it, it worked. I was panicking and thats why my highlighter dropped ._.

Like... wth? So suay. Last year I mistook my 'a' for a '9' and now I copied wrongly.
BUT I CAN SWEAR I SAW 7.5 WHEN I DIVIDED 2.1 BY 2.8!

Walao eh everytime during Maths I must cock eye one.

Dont get me started on Bio. I studied all the important ones and NOTHING (ok got some but very little) came out. And I used my Geographical Knowledge for that "why plants wilter in saltwater?" question.


There goes my hopes of winning Huaneh and the Guides for this exam. PS: Huan lucky one lo. Judging from her yesterday post, she was like slacking and just studied some. And those came out. HGT#!@{PR$UT%$IJPO#:L@"!#QR&$T( BH?IKPM!

Yeah I know I said Im on a hiatus but to hell with that. I've gotta post to vent my frustrations.

And I need to spend an additional $2 everyday now. Cos' I need my Nescafe Coffee! Its the iced one, I hate hot coffee. LOL.
Did I tell you yesterday? I bought one Nescafe from 7-11 for $1.70 (!!!) and the mama shop near my home only costs $1 !

Another unlucky experience. I think next time exam I dont want study already lah. Everytime such stupid things get in between my A1 and me.

Pissed man.
Good for the rest lo. People like Trevis and Heng also catch up to me already la.


PS/S : I think Im going to die of depression one of these days. LOL.














PS/S/S : WTH I CANT FREAKING BELIEVE IT.
JUST WHEN I WANT TO PRINT MY HISTORY NOTES, MY FREAKING PRINTER TELLS ME IT HAS NO INK. WTF?

GREAT LA. On the day I have Maths exam, my calculator died on me.
On the day I want to print History notes, my printer come shit with me.

WAH LAO EH. I tell you, only the coloured ink is out. The black one still have.
AND CANNOT PRINT. The stupid guidebook say is to protect what ink head.

TO HELL WITH THE BROTHER BRAND MAN.

Just now the Dell box was closed perfectly. Then after I opened it to get the guidebook, IT CANT CLOSE FULLY NOW. (keeps bouncing back up)

WAH LIEW EH.

PISSED MAN. Right during the exams, everything must go against me.
NOW MY TABLE IS ALSO INVADED BY GOD DAMN BLACK ANTS LAH. (must be the sweets i left on my table LOL)

Crap leh. They are crawling all over my laptop but with one mighty press of my hand, THEY'RE FRIGGING DEAD HAH.


PS, must be the exams driving me crazy to do such things.
I think bo bian already. Must copy out siol.

Long live Geography, Maths and Science!

Hopefully by saying that, ancient Geographers, Mathemagicians and Scientists would bless me with their respective holy touches. LOL.

Left 2 more Chapters of Geog to go. D:

But Im proud of myself since I managed to cover lots of it today. Maybe its because Im in the study mood now. (:<

Havent even touched Biology. I think I'll just have to do last minute cramming tomorrow. T_T

But I shall persist! (What can we do other than persisting? -.-)
1 more week and its done.

I woke up at 8 today to study and my younger siblings woke up at 8 to play. So imagine yourself in your room, trying hard to concentrate on your notes. Then occasionally, you get interrupted due to your siblings' laughter. Write a story of about 500 - 1000 words, describing about what you felt when you were interrupted.

LOL no ignore the back part. Yeah just imagine the scene.
^(@!_$)!^*$%#&)(_)$


But I think the worst one would be my older brother.
Next week, on the 18th of May 2009, most Amksians would be freed from the devil's grasp and would be free to roam about and do their heart's desire.
Sadly, right on that day as well, my brother's MYE would be just starting.
LOL.

Kay enough said. Time to finish this!

Walao eh. Who's the one who came up with the schedule for the exams?!

Everytime its like screwed one lor.

All the killers put together then those easy-peasy ones are like together.
Out to cheat us.

Damn it. So far, all the papers that I sat for, none had the "YES A1 ALR" feel.
A Maths = screwed. I get A2 I fly up to heaven and kiss God alr.(PS just now typo kiss become kill LOL)

Only done 2/6 Chapters for Geog and 0 Chapters for Bio. E Maths is still relatively ok.

Zz. I think I come up with the exam schedule also better lo. No need pay, I'd do it for free man.
Nothing seems to get into my head even though I've been using the same technique to memo for Geog. Darn.

Sigh. 8 more days of agony for us sad Amksians. Or is it 8 months? Now 1 minute also become like 1 day already.


But fret not sam! For if I can do it, so can I!
LOL no logic. Im still clinging to that fading hope that I'll be <80 this time.
Frankly speaking, I think CMI alr. Later Fate give me 81 I cry man.

ARGH. Time to burn midnight oil again! Zz I burn until Global Warming already still no results.

Maybe its time... TO GO GREEN!

Argh Im so envious.
My younger siblings (Pri sch) exams started on mon and ended today. wth.

Now, they're playing the computer while Im still here, pathetically doing Maths over and over again.

But hey, we do have more freedom (:

And I dont want to flunk my A Maths tomorrow! ):
I must prove that term 2's tests were all screwed because of doggy tay's doing.

Man, today's proposal writing was a breeze but ironically, I think my compo was too... far-fetched. Trust me, your eyeballs would pop out once you read mine.

And one more thing, yesterday I saw a young woman on the bus. The thing is, she looked like Ms Lee!
When I saw her I was thinking "ZOMG WHY MS LEE IS HERE" but then something helped me confirm it wasnt her.

She spammed makeup and perfume. Just picture Ms Lee with those 2 and you're good to go. Ugh, her face reminded me of Pikachu's electric cheeks O:

Kk break's over.
And one more thing, have a good evening!

PS : 11 more days to MYE end (:

On Hiatus.

I shall make this my very last post. Exams' starting on Wednesday, with such a crappy schedule as well.

2 more weeks and its over.
And so, I WILL NOT(yes Im serious this time) touch anymore computer games for these 2 weeks unless I(85% impossible) manage to finish my revision targets.

Doggy tay I warn you again hor. If you come MSN and say things like;
"sa?"
"sa-ing?"
"sa now?"
"wan sa?"
"y no play"
"playing?"
"wan play?"
"sa with me"
"lets go sa!"

You die. 10 punches for 1 letter.
Not only that, I shall block you. With immediate effect.

I'll rest for another 30min before going to study. Argh.
Stop reading my blog and go study.

14 more days to go.

Something caught my eye while I was reading the news just now.



Usually I'd be jumping around like crazy when I see that but this time Im actually kind of not looking forward to it.

At least for now. Cause closing of schools = delay of MYE = LONGER PERIODS OF AGONY.
If its after the exams, I certainly wouldnt mind. Heh.

Oh well just to let you all know that its being considered.
O: