Whats happening forum.
Recently, I lost the blogging blues.
And the plurking blues.
Feel like ripping it off my blog cos I hate to see the karma drop day by day >_>
Argh I'll just rip it off now.
-Fiddles with template-
Today's supposedly the last SCHOOL day.
But there are extra lessons for two weeks starting from next week.
Jeez.
Almost a year has passed. Aint it fast?
I still remember getting my streaming results last year and now Im complaining about Conquer O next week.
Next year at this time we would be studying our asses off, while others are enjoying.
Not forgetting we have O level chinese on the 10th and Physics SPA on the 5th.
Friggin worried but dont know what to do about it !_!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Post exam activities ,not counting the dance, were fine. Sadly I screwed up bowling.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
K Im done.
A blonde goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
The blonde asks a co-worker, "What does it do?"
He says it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The next day the blonde goes to work after filling her thermos with ice cream and tea.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a
dime -- Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor man takes him aside and says,
"Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth
more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?"
Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and
so far I've made $20!"
Tag leh.
Thursday, 29 October 2009
Friday, 23 October 2009
Whats happening forum.
Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.
Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.
The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!
I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.
Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.
Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.
Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.
Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)
Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."
"Fine then, just walk along this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
Have a nice day.
Had the maths and science race today at Suntec City.
Well, there were some minor screw-ups at the beginning since we didnt know how to show the answer.
Anyway, its really tiring.
Running from one station to another was already sufficient to kill me.
But the Acer notebook was kewl. Now I know how portable those small things are.
The teachers were a bit funny.
Mdm Chong seemed to laugh a lot today. Both in class and during the race.
Mr Tan Whee Hong act cute!
I say he very fashion cause he changed his clothes and he say "how to run about in office clothes!?"
And at the last station, we were doing the webcam with him.
Since it was pretty much at the end of the race, we decided to fool around. LOL.
Ah Heng spammed him with "zzzzzzzzzzzz" and I spammed the nudges.
Not to forget winking! LOL.
Sent him the Kiss wink and the Heart wink. He act cute again, say..
One heart deduct 10 pwts.
One kiss is instant disqualification.
Your actions have been recorded and will be submitted to your FT.
Heng tried to be funny and replied "Ok thx."
LOL.
Dinner-ed after that with the two other girls. I love Jap food man! (Not like those at Sakae. FAIL)
Legs are thoroughly drained.
Results are pretty much acceptable.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
You know what time it is. Its time for the Joke of the day.
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes
on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack
if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar
if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could
die."
"Fine then, just walk along this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
Have a nice day.
Thursday, 15 October 2009
Whats happening forum.
So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.
I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.
And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.
Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....
It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.
Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.
Ye.
And I want to post this overdue picture.
You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.
Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.
Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.
Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Have a nice day.
So I got together with my 22 ghees yesterday for a friendly game of soccer.
I have to say, this is pretty much the first time I got together with them again since the start of this year.
Epic game and etc.
And I did something stupid.
I was drenched in sweat and it kept dripping onto my specs so I put it on the floor behind our bags hoping that..
- The specs would be safe from the ball (COST ME $310 !!)
- I wouldnt have to take it off every now and then to wipe sweat off.
Now I think that it was better off on my head than on the floor.
....
It got hit by the ball when the ball rolled over >_>
Or rather, smashed by the ball since we were pretty much playing high-ball.
Isnt it ironic? I put it on the floor so that it would be safe but instead it got hit.
Yeo fiddled with it and made it better for me (He like can fix anything one leh).
So in order to thank him, Im posting this.
Ye.
And I want to post this overdue picture.
You can take your time and guess who the bowlers are.
Back to the subject. We forgot students under 16 were not allowed to go to LAN shops on school days. >_>
Jeez.
Ended up bowling at Toa Payoh.
YX's bowling skills = FAIL.
Ok you know what time it is. Its time for the joke of the day.
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
"I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,"
he tells the doctor, "when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and I noticed one of the cows had something
white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and
sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right in the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, as I was standing there holding up the tail, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
Have a nice day.
Tuesday, 13 October 2009
Yep my blog's been dead for days.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!
-Epic fail introduction-
Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.
Happy Birthday Min Yi!
Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!
But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.
Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!
And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)
So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
(Click for better view)
Now thats so freaking obvious he's snuggling up to his oldfriend __(whathaveyou)__! <3 onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGBEQCkBwjKb8JmctgW5axiWQ_wJT70Fg5fz11J3l-rhSWrkO275qVtLZKdgu_b2kEj0pxNnOGYyNxKzSJOMzwCFh7jRud7nmznpvdAOYpfj7Y8xleCoCtvO2fK3y8Jwyq0yQwu0D18Glg/s1600-h/2009+MTV+Video+Music+Awards+Show+Wz8vZT9dzcdl.jpg">
Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.
Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.
Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."
The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."
K its updated.
But now, it has risen back from the grave!
-Epic fail introduction-
Ok so today is finally officially the end of all exams in AMKSS.
And just so you know, I've got like two friends whose birthday is today so I'd like to shout out to them.
Happy Birthday Min Yi!
Wish you all the best in all future endeavours with Macus!
But things dont seem to be going well for you. I'll get to that in a second.
Happy Birthday Jenson/Hen Tai!
And stop touching me! (Or is it I touch him first? Ahhh it doesnt matter. LOL)
So like I said, things dont seem to be going well for the couple.
Reason :
(Click for better view)Now thats so freaking obvious he's snuggling up to his old
Aww jeez. That a**hole interrupts everything.
Anyway, I think I didnt do very well for the exams this time round. But it SHOULD be better than mid year.
Couple of activities lined up for the next few days/weeks and Im loving it.
Gonna end of here. I'll be posting a short joke at the end of all my posts since I've got like a ton of 'em in my Notepad.
A nine-year old boy goes into the grocery store,
grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register.
The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my mom."
The cashier responds, "Well, then they must be for your sister then?"
"Nope," says the boy, "not for my sister, neither."
The cashier is now curious, "Oh. Not for your mom
and not for your sister -- then who are they for?"
The nine-year-old says, "They're for my little brother.
They say on TV, if you wear one of these, you can swim and ride a bike,
and my little brother can't do either of those things."
K its updated.
Tuesday, 6 October 2009
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