Been 16 days since my last real update.

Well there're two main reasons :
1. Too lazy
2. Been watching some chinese wuxia thing

In case you want to know, its 倚天屠龙记, or rather, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.
Yup yup! ZHANG WOO JEE.



Awww. Dont they look sweet together?
Zhang Wuji + Zhao Min = <3

Im happy that I've finished watching it. I started only on Monday you know!
4 days.. covered 40 episodes. 10 episodes a day.
Each episode lasts for 1 hour.
Which means I've been spending 10 hours a day just to watch this. LOL.

Its good because...
1. Destress
2. Kill time (I dont know why, I actually find myself running out of time LOL)
3. Feel good ^o^
I remember watching it in 2003 when I was still a P3 kid :O

Now I have a deeper understanding of the story :D
Anyone who got spare time to kill, I suggest you go watch it. On youtube.

Sadly, it took up a lot of my time. Hm.


Im so jealous of Zhang Wu Ji. He has like 4 ladies taking care of him! All chio one somemore.
One of the few men I look up to in my life.


For the first time, (actually no, I've done this a few times before), I've been staying at home since the start of the holidays!
Other than attending conquer O lessons and class chalet.

And I actually like it LOL. Spend more time at home might actually be beneficial.
Thinking about your problems alone. It helps sometimes.


Hmm. Leaving in a week. Not looking forward to it.
Anyway, I've got something nice to share with you.

Being in love is like pissing in your pants; everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Who think that its true or false, tag your opinions!

NO Im just joking. I dont want my tagboard to be flooded with such things LOL.



Now that I've watched more Chinese wuxia stuff, Im starting to believe more in fate.
Well, if fate allows, I'll probably be able to talk to shim personally someday.




A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can't believe what he just saw. He's more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we're hundreds of feet above the ground!"

The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy wants to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. "You're really an a**hole when you're drunk, Superman."






Three old ladies sit in a diner, discussing their health.

One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"






A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.

The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."

The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.

"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.

"Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner

Humanity is about to end and there is only one way to stop it.

As the world leaders engage in a ferocious debate, danger irks closer to our doorsteps.

With the lives of your people in your hands...
what would you do?




Or rather...... WHAT can you do?

Watch the lives of your friends, family and people burn right before your eyes?
Or would you grab your loved ones with you and attempt a daring escape?

Whats up forum. I know its been eons since the last update.

But I promise to update asap! Got some content worth mentioning at last.
Chalet later. !_!

Something to get you warmed up.....

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant comments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"

"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


Kay Tagz Puh-lease.

History workbook = Epic fail.

Some pages the tearing lines they make it very distinct so that its easy for us to tear the worksheet out.

Doing pages 45-49 now.
Have to tear it out.

But you know what? The tearing lines on those few pages are like ._.
Seemed like someone just used a pencil and drew dotted lines.
THE TEARING LINES ARENT HELPING ME IN TEARING AT ALL.


Now I tore like one-third of my history worksheets .....
This being late work is bad enough already.

But submitting torn pieces of work.. thats worst >_>

JEEZ.

O level Chinese today.
Yes although its much easier compared to Higher Chinese, Im still not confident.

The friggin second comprehension was screwed ._.
All the answers were pretty much along this "Keep falling, keep getting up. Not giving up.." etc etc.

I'll be satisfied if I get a B3. A2 if God blesses me.

Ugh. Everyone said I was getting panicking too much for it.
But still the question lingers in my head.

Atmosphere outside the hall was tense as we waited.

Now my back and neck feels weird since I didnt crack them during the first paper.



Now that O is out of the way, the only thing Im looking forward to is the end of Conquer O.

Quite a number of activities lined up for the next few weeks.
And soon 2010 will be here.
And soon we'll be in Term 1.
And soon we'll be taking our Mid Year Examinations.
And soon we'll be taking our Prelims
And soon we'll be taking our O's.

Holy crap.
I'll make sure I hit my goal for O levels man.



There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock
market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out
in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind
a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a farmer gets out of his truck.

"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I
came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."

"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.

"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating,
little drinking, and a little screwing."

"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"

"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."






A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave
the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked.
He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back.
I'll take care of expenses.''

Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and
explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means.''

The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.''
Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor
with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back
to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read...
'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'

Whats happening forum. Today is so not my day.

The most fundamental reason was that we had to go back for lessons.
If that wasnt disturbing enough, I had a really bad cold.

It was like this..

In car... -sniff-

In classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Classroom.. -sniff-

Toilet... -Clears up-

Comp lab... -sniff-

I didnt have the tool, which we use to clean stuff or just for fun, to help me.
In order words, no tissue.

I thought that it wasnt that big of a deal so I took 0 packets of tissue paper with me.

Used toilet paper as a substitute.


Having a headache.
The cold really affected my performance today.
Couldnt even finish 1/2 of one letter in one hour.. and O level chinese is next tues.


To top it off, it rained.
And I didnt have the cone-like tool which we use to shelter ourselves from the elements.
The one which we use to hit people with.

The one which we use as a.. I dont know.



In other words, I didnt have an umbrella. Excellent.
And I was still having a cold. Excellent x 2.




-Change of topic-
Spent my weekend watching anime.


Ye Gundam Seed. (PS not destiny)
Its my favorite anime.




Jeez. Thursday is SPA day.



A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment.
"Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"

His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate.
Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.
Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you've learned."

The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a
million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"

"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."

He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars,
would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"

She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"

The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially,
we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts."





There was once a young man who, in his youth,
professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff
that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a
truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"




































He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.