So I told my dad since there were only going to be celebrations today, he didnt have to fetch me.
Dad : You sure? Cos the school bus uncle say can fetch di di and mei mei to school alr.
Me : Yeah can. Tmr relax no need rush.
Dad : kk.
So I get up like 30 minutes earlier today and went to catch the bus.
I decided to cross the bridge cause I wanted to walk past the foyer (LOL).
And as I walked up the stairs across the bridge.. someone approaches me.
Auntie : Eh boy!
(I was early and there wasnt much for the day so of course being the KIND guy I am, I stopped to help.)
Me : Yeah how can I help you?
Auntie : Whats the number of your school?
Me : ....? I dont know leh.
I mean who would actually memorise their school's telephone number? I never pon-ed school so obviously I dont have the slightest clue on what the number is.
Auntie : HUH? Eh you ought to be ashamed of yourself! You study there and dont know the number?
Me : ..................................... (A little pissed) Its in a book and I didnt bring it today.
-Silence for sometime as she calls someone.-
In the meantime I was thinking of either..
A) Bring her to our school since its so close BUT I decided not to since shes a stranger.
B) Give her some email address BUT I couldnt think of whose to give so nope not B.
Auntie : Whats the name of your school? I want to enroll my son in there.
Me : Ang Mo Kio Secondary.
Auntie : Ang Mo Kio Secondary (speaks into phone)
Me : -Remains quiet and looks around. Many people walking past.-
Auntie : You really dont know your school's number?
Me : -Annoyed- Yes.............
Auntie : You're hopeless man. You dont know the number then who know? I-
Me : ........ (Freaking pissed at this time) -walks off-
I really couldnt stand it any longer. I mean fine lah if she says something like "Huh you dunno? Argh." or "Tsk." or some other crap stuff.
BUT SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT I WAS HOPELESS? Who was she to reprimand me in the first place? I understand if he/she was someone from our school. BUT SHE WAS A STRANGER.
Yes I really couldnt hold it any longer and when she turned around to carry on walking, I turned behind, gave the finger and yelled a profanity.
To be honest, I almost gave her a punch in the face BUT of course I didnt. If I wasnt wearing the school's pants, I seriously would have Chris Browned her.
I mean she was like Kanye-ing me when I didnt do anything.
Witnesses = Sheng Xiong + Yan jie. They happened to approach me just when the incident ended.
And for that woman, I present to her this.
Guys, do leave a comment on what I should have done. Is it..
A) Apologise profusely and admit that I was a loser and I fail.
B) Did what I did above. That was cool enough.
C) Did what I did above but not yell anything and instead bottle it up inside and let the anger kill me.
D) I should have Chris-browned her the moment she insulted me.
E) I should have Kanye-ed her back.
F) Walk off cooly and think to myself that such people are fail and arent worth our time.
G) Other cool action that you think would have been great.
Nothing much for the rest of the day. That event was enough to piss me off the whole day.
It was like..
-Walks to school with sheng xiong and feeling pissed-
-Slacking at foyer while ranting out my frustrations-
-Cooled down during the CNY celebrations-
-Got pissed again in class because SOMEONE reminded me of her-
-Cooled down after leaving school-
And now Im pissed again. I guess the group "The more I think about it the more it pisses me off" on Facebook can describe perfectly what Im feeling now.
Last thing. Personally I regretted not insulting her back because I honestly think she was very qian da(looking for a beating). Her face was like......... Ok I cant show it here but trust me, it was SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY VERY VERY VERY SUPER SUPER qian da x10.
No pun intended. Im not lying about anything here. It DID happen, my EMOTIONS were true.
K end.
PS : The conversations werent exactly the same since I cant remember each word but basically that xxxxx was saying something around that line.
PPS : This is from iggy.
jack and jill went up the hill for some fill ( sex ) and meal ( cum ) but they saw bill ( yeah u guess it, threesome ) and jack made a deal with bill to fill jill with cum together and drill and thrill jill down the hill but instead they killed jill ( by gagging her ) but they revived her with a pill and they continued the fill and meal till jill's will cant take it anymore.
Its about Jack and Jill.
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