Finally MYE is over!
K im lagging by 3 days. Thats probably because Im enjoying myself.

And I'm back!
SJ comeback.
I comeback. ^o^

So I went out today.

At first I seriously wanted to pang seh jacqq because I BELIEVED she would be on time. And even I was slightly late.

Epicness @ Amk MRT station.


Bowling with class peeps.

Uhh performance wasn't really good today.
Basically just playing and throwing balls about for fun :D

BC is seriously the bowling king ._.
And jacqq is the bowling queen? Eh no is Queen of Luck.
Anyhow throw also get 9 pins.

Then went to Kbox. Apparently its the first time in my life doing that.
Experience = bad.

Couldn't get my voice up to its full potential. Sigh only low notes were good.
But thankfully huan says Im fine! :D (I'm Long! LOL)

Girls hogged up the system so the 3 guys were basically sian-ing all the way.
To spice things up, I did remixes of the korean songs. Like EPIC LOL.


O no I have trouble with jay chou's songs! ):

Looking forward to next K outing? LOL.
Too bad there is only a small number of SJ songs.



Ehh, im at a loss on what to blog.
SJ hwaiting? :D

Results GG.

Mid year is coming, will probably leave this blog dead for some time.

Ain't it fast? Just a while ago it was the start of 2010 and now we're almost having our mid years.

Then soon it will be O level.
And soon we'll be facing JC Hell.

Ugh. I still remember the time when I first entered AMKSS.
Short ghey pants and running around the school and getting into trouble.



Damn. I miss primary school days when we could get A without even studying.
Actually "studying" wasnt even in my dictionary until sec 2.

Sian.


I can, must, and will start revision for MYE TODAY. (Revising physics O:)
Everytime I only started revising a few days before the thing.
Yep and get screwed results.

Now thats no more. I will start today!



O:

Long weekend ahead (:

A big relief that oral is over. And another big relief that it went pretty well for me.

Well at least I think there was the 'dang dang' moment :D

ITS APRIL FOOLS' DAY!


History today was fine although I didnt really pay attention. Thats because I was reading the whole chapter the previous lesson as benten wasnt there :D

History is forever = slacking session.


Then physics. Well the good thing is there wasn't practical like how I expected. But it was one of those rare times I got extremely bored during Physics. Probably because I changed seats and sat with Jenson. O:


Well I shall not talk about chem cos i dont want to.



And during recess Amanda was like WEIRD.
Praveen was entering the toilet so I just happened to keep my eyes on him.

Then coincidentally, amd came out of the toilet and immediately said "SEE WHAT? YOU TELL ME SEE WHAT?"

Then later reaching 44 classroom...
Jaslyn came with some chocolate thingy but I was HUMBLE and did not take it.
And then amd "FREE ONE WHY DONT TAKE?"

Then she said something about pranking the teachers and then apparently, she hit me.
LOL WUT?

Jeez amanda is getting unstable.


I thought I was able to survive the day without getting pranked BUT I FAILED AT THE LAST MOMENT.

Jenson tried to prank me in the morning BUT FAILED. I WAS TOO OBSERVANT.

Anyway,
It was during assembly.

4/1 was mingling around at the back cos no one wanted to sit at the front.

Wendy walks in. (!!)

I smiles. -smile-
Wendy : Hi ! Eh your tie got something!
Me : Huh wha-
Wendy : April fools' !
Me : ...

Why is everyone going crazy on April Fools'?

And sadly we (4/1) didnt prank any teachers today ):
Anyway the only teacher who seemed good to prank today was Ms Lew but sadly she was early. UGH.

And Im finally starting to understand physics and am finally starting to improve in it! I SEE THY LIGHT.
22.5/25 is definitely a first for me for a physics test :D


Good Friday tomorrow. People having outings but Im not sure whether or not I should join them.
Invitations anyone?


PS : PLEASE TAG PEOPLE MY BLOG IS HORRENDOUSLY DEAD.

I CANT SPEAK CHINESE FOR NUTS HANDS DOWN.

Last year O level oral I was trembling all the way.
Lots of words came out but they were generally revolving around the same few points.

Same mistakes again today. ARGH I think Im fated to get only a Merit for oral.



AND today Mdm chong was funny during Maths. If only maths was like this everyday then I would look forward to it and actually ENJOY it.

At least oral is over now ^o^
And English oral is coming next week.

Its fine but the thing is I dont know why the hell Picture discussion came back to haunt us.

Damn.

Awwh. Almost post-less for 2 good ol' weeks.

Anyway life isnt getting any better. And I doubt it will soon.


CA marks are fabulous for once. With the apostrophes.
But hopefully it'll be for a good cause since I used to ace CA and flunk SA, I might just do the other way round this time.


Uhh.. i dont know why but im losing the blogging blues. Each time I come on to update my blog, I'd always run out of ideas.


Oh yeah High Jump is fun! As in the track and field event.

Cause you'll go like this




and then like this




And then after some success, you do this.

Nah this is a joke. Jumping over barbed wire is like !_!



Zzz homework flooding. Bio test on friday is doomed.

Chinese oral on friday is doomed x 2 (Since bhattarai is the examiner for us guys)
ARGH ORAL SUCKS.



K off for some relaxation ^o^

Everything was fine today.

Except for the fact that I freakingly flunked Geog for the first time in 4 years.

1st test 15/25
2nd test 8/25 WTF?

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.

This term all tests = Fail.
No mood to blog already.

Just hope that my efforts wont go to waste for next week. (Boss gang!! T__T)

Vince Toh says " I studied like shit for this, i spammed all the shit i can think of, i did the shit workbook and i get shit results."
Samuel lee likes this. -thumbs up-

Well this is a rather random and pointless post because my main motive is to push the previous post down.
Looking at the pics one or twice is fine since I visit my own blog so very often... it aint a very pleasant sight.

So I was thinking of next Saturday's fund fiesta and I went to dig up last year's pictures of family day.


Well i miss that black horny guy in the middle of the picture (LOL no pun intended).

And since I only have 36 pictures of that event, I am spurred to spam pictures for Fund fiesta. Also bcause its the last one in our secondary school years (T_T).
Although I may be busy with the food (I accidentally typed Foot!) stall... but meh.. the guys can handle it.



Now thats what I'd call Power.

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"


^o^

Still in a dilemma about braces.

Know what really scares me about extraction?



The moment you see your extracted tooth and you go "WTF my tooth got so big one ar?"
And also knowing the fact that permanent teeth goes all the way into the roots of our gums and then being yanked out just like that.



Typically the tooth is lifted using an elevator, and using dental forceps, rocked back and forth until the Periodontal ligament has been sufficiently broken and the supporting alveolar bone has been adequately widened to make the tooth loose enough to remove. Typically, when teeth are removed with forceps, slow, steady pressure is applied with controlled force.

Taken from wikipedia.



Now thats what I'd call a pool of blood.
And the strange and disgusting feeling you get when you fiddle that hole with your tongue.



:/

3 words to describe my journey home.
Unbelievably tremendously suay.

K firstly, I decided to take 88 and not 74 today since I thought 74 was a joke and was forever late.

So like after 3 stops, a 74 zoomed past. WTF.
Somemore its the newer type with digital numbers. WTF.

And then some weird guy sat next to me.
PS he was wearing the SBS's light blue uniform.

So its like he sits down next to me and apparently, SPRAWLED himself over the seat.
Like SHIT HES TOUCHING ME.
And then he takes out his ancient Chinese antique (some dumb oil) and starts sniffing it.

It was still bearable. (Smelt like the feng you)
And then he FALLS ASLEEP.
AND HE MAKES THIS FACE THAT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING AN ORGASM. UTTERLY DISGUSTING.
Like THAT.


And then later as I was grumbling about how crowded 88 was for the first time, an empty 88 zoomed past.
And it was the NEWER model. WTFFFFF.


And wait, I havent finish yet. Ya I know its really faggotising.


The worst part.
Some big old douchebag sat in front of me.
Yeah its not a problem.

The real problem was HE STANK.
Its like he peed in his pants and then not bathing or changing for a month.
Fresh pee is still ok.
Seasoned pee is NOT ok. (SERIOUSLY IT STINKS LIKE 10000TIMES MORE)

So I had to like hold my breath for 5-7 stops.
And then I had a fright when he scratched his head.
His nails looked like he soaked them in disgusting yellow substances. (THEY WERE ALL YELLOW IM NOT KIDDING)

So yeah Imagine That.
One sex-crazed bus worker sleeping next to you with a seriously guai lan face and a douchebag who smelt like (think of the SMELLIEST thing you ever smelt) sitting in front of you.


It was so bad I had to get myself an ice pop to get that thought out of my mind.
And now im having a slight headache.
And there's Chemistry test and Physics SPA tomorrow oh god.


A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read all mail, replies in a letter: "Dear wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the money."

A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife. "Dear husband, you wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden."

The prisoner writes back: "Dear wife, now is the best time to plant the lettuce."





PS Im usually very gentlemanly and refined and dont use such terms.
Its because i was really bugged by this experience.
.....

Ok this is ridiculous.

I was reorganising my entire music library just now and just when I thought I was done, something horrible happened.


You guys know SNSD/Girls' Generation right? Yeah I have their song Gee.
Sure thats not a big deal.

But the thing is, windows media player did something crazy.
So you know... SNSD are like supposed to be hot babes right?

Like this!

-drools-


AND MY MUSIC PLAYER CHANGED IT TO THIS!
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EPIC FAIL

Go click on it and ZOOM IN.
Like totally WTF? LOL.

WHO ON EARTH ARE THE CROWS ANYWAY? Their album art look like it was from the stone age.


Now im frantically trying to find a way to delete that crap.
My eyes are burning !_!



EDIT : I seriously want to faint alr. Couldnt take that pic off, so i decided to use the one i used in this post.
The problem is, I used the SUPER BIG one, 1000+ x 1600+. so its like Im staring right at their legs >_>
Like this.

YES I KNOW it looks weird WTF.

Driving me crazy .______.

Finally fixed my archives.
The reason for me for wanting to access my archives earlier on was because I wanted to find some pictures ._.

Anw in case you wanted to know, I managed to get my links working again because i actually borrowed mendi's codes. (borrow sounds much nicer!)

I just happened to end up at her blog and found that her codes could work for me as well so yeah. PS I know i fail at editing HTML codes.

Hm hmm, so i would like to say thanks to mendi ang!



Anyway, when fixing my archives, i read through some of our old posts.
Like around 2008, i remembered that we could actually study for chinese.
But sadly i still didnt know what study was and of course just scraped by for chinese.

Ugh if i had studied i could have got at least B which would then boost my ego >_>


Time flies eh? We used to be the small chumps that ran around in school 2 years ago and now we're mugging our butts off for one of the biggest event in our lives.

Not forgetting the fact that we made many new friends and acquaintances unknowingly. but that doesnt mean old connections shld be forgotten.

ugh im ranting on and on again. Geog test on monday T_T

Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"

Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"






A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers.

Salesman: "Can I see your dad?"

Johnny: "No, he's in the shower."

Salesman: "What about your mother? Can I see her?"

Johnny: "Nope. She's in the shower, too."

Salesman: "Do you think they'll be out soon?"

Johnny: "Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead."


This weekend shall not be wasted!

Survived another week.

Dont really know what to say. Academics is still scraping along.
And Im going to put braces soon T_T



OK POST WILL END HERE BECAUSE IM SO BLOODY PISSED. BLOGGER SCREWED MY ARCHIVES AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO.

Look at the left under the links. Archive = "<$BlogArchiveName$>"
ZZZZZZZ NOOB FAIL.

Class Drama is finally OVER!
And honestly I think that our class performed pretty decent, excluding the dance part !_!
Even iggy the joker was serious lor!


Argh. For the dance, the music played too early and we missed the starting part like WTF.
And there we were hearing 2 sounds the whole time which sucked !_!
And heng lost his balance at the ending but it doesnt matter cos the audience was laughing at him.


But overall its not bad... since we had crazy time constraints.



Wearing jeans and the white shirt under the uniform was definitely a killer.
My jeans was SOAKED with sweat. Bah.

And it was definitely heart-warming to hear people saying our dance was not bad.
And Im also relieved that the audience managed to understand the slow-mo video with all the Fails.
PS : ALL THE FAILS WERE ON PURPOSE!
PPS : But my "Shoe Fail" and macus' fail at the ending wasnt on purpose. It was REAL. My shoe fell off and he forgot his moves.

MmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmm. Good luck to 42, 43 and 45 for the class drama!


And had comprehension test just now. I was basically doing it while half asleep man.
I finished at 3.15pm so for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I SLEPT DURING A TEST.
Seriously cannot help it lor, like some god come hypnotise me.

And so I handed in my summary's FIRST DRAFT. The one where we all make it look ugly by cancelling and erasing and whatnot. LOL.
But thankfully for one reason or another, I wrote pretty neat for a first draft. BUT I DIDNT LEAVE LINES. >_>

Argh whatever.

Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"

His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"





A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."

PPPS : Maybe this should have been at the end of the video instead.

Tomorrow 4 guys will utterly embarrass themselves on stage....
WITH PRIDE AND HONOUR.

You want to know whats my wallpaper?


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EPIC LOL.

Had a really rough start for the day today.

So I told my dad since there were only going to be celebrations today, he didnt have to fetch me.

Dad : You sure? Cos the school bus uncle say can fetch di di and mei mei to school alr.
Me : Yeah can. Tmr relax no need rush.
Dad : kk.

So I get up like 30 minutes earlier today and went to catch the bus.


I decided to cross the bridge cause I wanted to walk past the foyer (LOL).
And as I walked up the stairs across the bridge.. someone approaches me.

Auntie : Eh boy!
(I was early and there wasnt much for the day so of course being the KIND guy I am, I stopped to help.)
Me : Yeah how can I help you?
Auntie : Whats the number of your school?
Me : ....? I dont know leh.

I mean who would actually memorise their school's telephone number? I never pon-ed school so obviously I dont have the slightest clue on what the number is.

Auntie : HUH? Eh you ought to be ashamed of yourself! You study there and dont know the number?
Me : ..................................... (A little pissed) Its in a book and I didnt bring it today.

-Silence for sometime as she calls someone.-
In the meantime I was thinking of either..
A) Bring her to our school since its so close BUT I decided not to since shes a stranger.
B) Give her some email address BUT I couldnt think of whose to give so nope not B.

Auntie : Whats the name of your school? I want to enroll my son in there.
Me : Ang Mo Kio Secondary.
Auntie : Ang Mo Kio Secondary (speaks into phone)
Me : -Remains quiet and looks around. Many people walking past.-
Auntie : You really dont know your school's number?
Me : -Annoyed- Yes.............
Auntie : You're hopeless man. You dont know the number then who know? I-
Me : ........ (Freaking pissed at this time) -walks off-

I really couldnt stand it any longer. I mean fine lah if she says something like "Huh you dunno? Argh." or "Tsk." or some other crap stuff.

BUT SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT I WAS HOPELESS? Who was she to reprimand me in the first place? I understand if he/she was someone from our school. BUT SHE WAS A STRANGER.

Yes I really couldnt hold it any longer and when she turned around to carry on walking, I turned behind, gave the finger and yelled a profanity.

To be honest, I almost gave her a punch in the face BUT of course I didnt. If I wasnt wearing the school's pants, I seriously would have Chris Browned her.
I mean she was like Kanye-ing me when I didnt do anything.


Witnesses = Sheng Xiong + Yan jie. They happened to approach me just when the incident ended.
And for that woman, I present to her this.


Guys, do leave a comment on what I should have done. Is it..
A) Apologise profusely and admit that I was a loser and I fail.
B) Did what I did above. That was cool enough.
C) Did what I did above but not yell anything and instead bottle it up inside and let the anger kill me.
D) I should have Chris-browned her the moment she insulted me.
E) I should have Kanye-ed her back.
F) Walk off cooly and think to myself that such people are fail and arent worth our time.
G) Other cool action that you think would have been great.


Nothing much for the rest of the day. That event was enough to piss me off the whole day.
It was like..
-Walks to school with sheng xiong and feeling pissed-
-Slacking at foyer while ranting out my frustrations-
-Cooled down during the CNY celebrations-
-Got pissed again in class because SOMEONE reminded me of her-
-Cooled down after leaving school-

And now Im pissed again. I guess the group "The more I think about it the more it pisses me off" on Facebook can describe perfectly what Im feeling now.


Last thing. Personally I regretted not insulting her back because I honestly think she was very qian da(looking for a beating). Her face was like......... Ok I cant show it here but trust me, it was SUPER DUPER EXTREMELY VERY VERY VERY SUPER SUPER qian da x10.

No pun intended. Im not lying about anything here. It DID happen, my EMOTIONS were true.
K end.

PS : The conversations werent exactly the same since I cant remember each word but basically that xxxxx was saying something around that line.

PPS : This is from iggy.

jack and jill went up the hill for some fill ( sex ) and meal ( cum ) but they saw bill ( yeah u guess it, threesome ) and jack made a deal with bill to fill jill with cum together and drill and thrill jill down the hill but instead they killed jill ( by gagging her ) but they revived her with a pill and they continued the fill and meal till jill's will cant take it anymore.

Its about Jack and Jill.

Ugh. Still kinda pissed at the fact that my class has to be the first class to perform again this year.

And I think I got an epic fail teacher.



......

Came back about 2 hours ago.
Well some of you may know, that I went to see the Singapore Airshow today.

Its like my first time attending one. (Ugh like very sua gu leh.)
Anyway I can only describe it as...
Great & Suckish.

Great because...
1. I got to see jets, choppers and whatnot all flying in the sky and doing stunts! ZOMG.

2. I used to think that "Breaking the sound barrier" was crap until today. Everytime a jet flew past the sound was like lagging several seconds behind it.

3. Even though the jet sound was extremely loud, I loved it.

4. Got to see all kinds of military stuff.

Suckish because...
1. Epic fail take up a lot of time.

2. We werent allowed to bring our water because of security reasons so we left it in the Air Room. I didnt go back to school to take it cos it was raining heavily.

3. They only gave us a pathetic small bottle of water. I didnt consume any liquids from 12 30pm to 4 45pm. (bought coke at mama shop)

4. Drinks are ridiculously overpriced. At least $2 for 1 can when I bought mine for $0.80 at the shop.

5. Boxed lunch was insufficient to suppress my hunger.

Argh I took some pictures.

Was trying to figure out my phone's camera's functions. Not bad eh :D
Im actually starting to think that my phone is pretty decent.




Is it just me or does he looks happy using that phone?

PS These few photos were all taken in the Shuttle bus. What do you see?





Sigh. Pictures like these remind me of good ol' Europe.







And the pictures of the day..



And also there were many more photos that COULD be taken but I didnt. O:




A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here."







Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.

As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts, "Save the women!"

George W. Bush hysterically hollers, "Screw the women!"

Bill Clinton's asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"







A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."

Mary answers, "He's in my heart."

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

Hmmm. Today was still Okok.

History is forever slacking session. Bonus if we go to the computer lab LOL.
Zz. Wouldnt it be nice if the world was cadbury? ~~
Ok what I meant was wouldnt it be nice if they gave us the format for SBQs.
Eg Question Type A how to answer Question Type B how to answer.

Wouldnt it be nice?

Then Physics. For the first time,(no kidding kids) I actually managed to get the practical right.
Argh second SPA coming our way. Man its really fast, soon it'll be O's coming our way.


Well Chem was a breeze, at least for the first period.
CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY CLASS PLAY

Argh.
Main event of today = Recycling project. (Didnt we do this before?)
But sadly I got separated from my class T.T to help out with the unloading of stuff from the truck.

Truck goes around blocks to collect stuff from the classes.
Truck then goes to the carpark behind the school and unloads it into two huge containers.
Thats where WE step in. (Macus SX Cheebong weiquan + me)

Initially it was really boring since the truck had not arrived so we sat down next to a car for shade and talked about school life. LOL.
Tan zhi hong funny man.

First truck came and we unloaded all the newspapers. MAN it was heavy. Weiquan nth to do so he went into the container to sort the stuff out and almost got hit by us throwing the newspapers inside LOL.

And then later they made paper aeroplanes >_> (Of course I never play lah, Im so matured)
And they bet. Zhihong "If my this aeroplane nv fly I go touch macus' balls."
Yep he did LOL.

Only managed to leave the area and back into the school @ 6pm. ARGH.

Went to bus stop with gang.
-88 comes-
Me : Eh my bus come already!
SX : Okok, EH! Behind got 74! Wait for me la.
Me : Hmm ok, even though it may be crowded, I'll get home faster.

-74 comes-
-People inside packed like sardines- (I LEARNT THIS FROM THE ENG WORKSHEET OK)
Me : Yeah right >_> Now I have to wait for the next one.
-851 comes-
SX : My bus come alr! Bye!
Me : Oi walao eh.

-Waits alone at bus stop-
Thankfully another 88 came 3mins later.

Well people who know which bus stop I go to, you know theres a traffic light ahead right?
Yep 88 stopped at the red light. I was sitting right at the back of the second deck.

-Air con blowing directly at me-
Me : ZZZ WTF is with this thing.
-Looks up to adjust the wind direction-

AND I SAW AMANDA! LIKE WTH?
I mean usually when you see people from the second deck of a bus, you're usually the one LOOKING DOWN at them and them LOOKING UP at you.

But this time was the other way round leh.
Reason : She was on the bridge >_>

It looked like..

PS I know it looks like shes in the sky but I dont know how to draw 3D in Paint.

See her still okay but the thing is she was waving at me.
Yeah it felt kinda weird since I was totally caught off-guard.

Hahah okay I gotta go now so I'll end off here. I will post more often if such interesting incidents happen to me more often.





Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry."

"Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter.

The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen's Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner."

The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me... is right here," replies the old man.

"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?"

"Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say,'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?'"

"I say Sem Ting."




Little Girl: Grandpa, can you make like a frog?

Grandfather: What do you mean, make like a frog?

Little Girl: Mommy says we're going to make a lot of money when you croak.

For the first time I was actually required to attend Maths remedial.
Ugh like so sad man.

Most of the tests are over but then again theres the second wave in the later part of the term.


Class script is screwed. I mean some classes already started on their props and we're still on the script.
AND WE'RE THE FIRST CLASS TO PERFORM.
Again.

And recently I was introduced to Super Junior.
"Sorry sorry sorry sorry *******************************"
Too bad if you dont get it. LOL.



Erm I know I dont update as often as before now and thats Bad Thing no. 1
Bad Thing no.2 is that most of the time, I lose all the ideas for blogging whenever I come to this "Create Post" page.
Which is precisely the reason why I dont really focus on one thing.

Ok focused blogging starts now.

Hmm school's alright. A month has passed so quickly.
Anddddddddddddddddddddddd...........

I dont know what more to say. See the problem?
Hmmmmmmm. Anyway CNY is coming up and theres gonna be like 5 days without school! How cool is that. Got $$$ to take somemore.

And now..



HAHA. Testing out my laptop's webcam.


And my dog! No but I wish he were. Cos hes awesome like me :D


So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself.
Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT !".
But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you", and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird, and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.
At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds, there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets very very quiet.
At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.
The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says: "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"

Blogging session started at 10.00am.

Blog's becoming dead.
Well I guess I'll just post up some more pictures taken during my Europe trip.
PS : Will only post those taken at more significant places. Cause there's like 800+ pictures in total.

And blame crappy old Blogger for being a slowpoke in uploading pictures.
And blame crappy old Blooger for being a TOTAL SLOW FART in uploading pictures. Fail.


Some fountain. Throw money inside and make a wish.
Theres a picture of me doing that but I look like some dork so Im not gonna upload it.


Very first italian food that we ate = Pizza. Freaking big but extreme $$$.


Variety of ice cream flavours.



Close up of fountain.

Nice country side =)

Saw this at some shop.
You know you want it.


Pooch.
From the boat
Pooch

^o^











FINALLY WE SEE SNOW. Up close and personal.












Now this is the real deal. Up on the mountain.



Entering the Ice Palace





The unique ice cream that has been my facebook picture.
Now this is the REAL DEAL of all real deals. Stepped outdoors and whoa, blizzard!






























See the sunlight penetrate the clouds O:

Mini traffic light.



K. Conclusion : Europe trip was fun.

Another thing that I can conclude.. I really want to FXXX Up blogger.
5 pictures take 10 minutes to upload. I CAN EVEN CRAWL FASTER THAN THAT. (?)
Imagine how long I spend on this post.

Then the last part I uploaded a few pictures and blogger showed nothing. WTF.
Thats why I never upload pictures.

XBXB Blogger. I really want to spray vulgarities out of my mouth to curse blogger but I shall hold it.

And if you want you can take any of the pictures and use it as wallpaper or whatever you want. But just let me know :D Not trying to brag but I think some of the pictures are really nice.
FYI: These pics are taken from my bro's camera. He took about 500++

My own personal collection has only been uploaded to facebook. And dont even think of asking me to post all 172 of them here.
Blogging session ended at 1.19pm.