Uh.. I was mapling just a while ago.

Nothing much, but something happened to me.

Look at that conversation between me and somethin faggot.

FYI, if you cant believe your eyes, YES IM USING A GIRL CHARACTER LOL.

I've 3 accounts, 2 of which are male and the last one I decided to make it female.

Why not? LOL

Anyway you should have read that by now.

Wth was that guy saying?

He says he knows that a garnier = glove.

And earlier on, he asked me to give him my glove when Im wearing none.

.__.

I said it was a CLAW and not a glove and he says he knows it.

Actually I think he's ashamed that he couldnt tell the difference >__>

And he still wants to act pro after that -_-

For further proof of me wearing 0 gloves, I've opened my EQ inventory for you to see.

See? No gloves :O

This incident made me pissed.

So many 假厉害 jerks on maple.

No wonder I think this picture suits Maple.

Erm in case you wanted to know, that's going to be a SinDit.
JAYJAY, IM COMING. :D

hehe.

Man, just completed my theory for piano. O_O

Anyway I've got something for you folks.
Found this on Basilmarket again.
Yes, thats not only a maplestory site, there's also a chat section where such funny stuff come out.

Its a direct copy and paste so I take no credit.

" With Christmas around the corner, and all of the little children wishing and writing to Santa about the video game they want, or the pony they'll wish they never wished for in a few years, I decided that it was time for me to roll out with The Unfunny Truth About Santa Claus thread.

NOTE: If you believe in Santa, I would stop reading here. It has to be done:
No known species of reindeer can flyHowever, there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and bugs, it does not rule out the theory of flying reindeer.

There are an estimated 2 billion children in the world.
But since santa doesn't apparently handle muslim, hindu, jewish and buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total, a mere 378 million.

At an average rate of 3.5 children per family, that's 91.8 million homes.
One presumes there's at least one good child in each house.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west, which seems logical.

This works out to 822.6 visits per second this is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever food is left for him, get back up the chimney, get into the sleigh, and move to the next house.

Assuming that these 91,800,000 stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which we know is not true), we are now talking about .76 miles per household, a total trip of 75,500,000 miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours.

This means that Santa's sled is moving at 650 miles per second, 3000 times faster than the speed of sound.

For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, The Ulysses Space Probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight.

On land, conventional reindeer can carry, at most, 300 pounds. Even granting the ability of 'flying reindeer' to pull perhaps ten times the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight or even nine.

We need more. Actually, we need 214,191 more reindeer, or a total of 214,200 reindeer.

This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, to 353,420 tons. Which is 4 times the load of the liner the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance, which will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the Earth's atmosphere.

The lead reindeer will be subjected to 14,300,000,000,000,000,000 joules of energy. Per second. Each.

In shot, they will almost instantaneously burst into flames, exposing the reindeer behind them, who will repeat the process, and they will also create deafening sonic booms in their wake.

The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to acceleration forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity.

A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion, if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas, he's dead now."


LOL.
This sure made my day. Im sure it made yours too. (:


EDIT :
Im good man. I managed to change the crappy font to arial (:
Ok actually it was just anyhow thinking.
I was looking at the template, searching for things like " font : "

Smartness.

Hmm. You might want to know what was the result of my asking.



Yeah, my father said he would buy one for me ((:
Omg like finally I can practice.


Erm honestly, Im not really wanting something like those you play as a toy when you're a child.

Actually, I meant those that could connect to the computer.
Like those in our music labs in amkss.
I think it requires a program to run on which is called Cubase.



But the big problem here is, WHERE TO FIND IT?
And later the shop only sells the electric keyboard but not the program.
Which is an example of trying to clap with only 1 hand. >_>


Ok Im sorry for not posting this earlier. Blame firebird, he was talking to me on msn which delayed me D:<

Hmm yeah well thats all I've got to say for this post.

Chatted quite a lot with renee on msn. (:
Caught up with her a bit.
MUST come for chalet ok.

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huan - what leech parent. I myself no money T_T

jingjie - Not those kiddy-type ones :O

-tRev- No wonder he can go for 36 hours non-stop action. It simple amazes me.

I just bought my sec 3 books this morning.
As I was unpacking just now, the thickness of all the science books together already scared me
lol.

And is it just an error with me or what?
I think there isnt a proper higher chinese TEXTBOOK.
Well in the booklist I dont see any 课本 words there.
The same goes for normal chinese too.

I didnt realise that until only today while checking the books, I noticed that the 2 books werent like our normal ones.
This one is an assessment book.

And the thickness of the A Maths book alone is.. ZOMG.
Freaking thick. Almost like a dictionary.

Annnnnnd, I dont know if I was right in choosing Physics as my main science subject.
Theres like 4 FOUR CHAPTERS OF ELECTRICITY. 16 - 19 FYI.
The thing is, I FAIL AT ELECTRICITY.
Luckily there wasnt any tests on electricity this year if not Im bound to fail.
It was only 2 chapters in secondary 2 which was enough to scare me.

But this time, 4 ?!
I can freak out already.
And the contents of other chapters also seem cheem-cheem to me.
My total is $300.35 >_> Freaking ex.
Imagine how much it would be for triple-science-takers.

omg.
And perhaps my thinking was really affected yesterday due to training.
I lifted weights for like almost for the whole training and yet, I DIDNT INCLUDE ANYTHING ABOUT IT IN MY PREVIOUS POST.
My arms hurt. I cant straighten my right arm fully without feeling pain.
The same goes for my other arm although it isnt as bad. T.T

Dont even mention my back muscles.
All the weight lifting required STRAIGHT BACKS, and my spine isnt all that straight. (hunchback-ed a lot when I was young)

hmph. Thats all I've got to say for this post.

And, I thought of a solution about my current piano-crisis thing.
I've decided to only practice on the piano when there's no one around.
Aye, when my teacher asks I'll just tell her my arms hurt and therefore couldnt play.

Also, I've decided to ask my father to buy me an electric keyboard.
Like those in the music labs in school.
Im not sure though since I havent asked him.
Sigh.

Someone tell me how.

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Monique - T.T Damn it. I dont even know if i made the right choice in learning piano.

-tRev- - fuck leh. BUT WHO CARES. Ghey la. If I keep going monday trainings I'll be able to overpower firebird (:

firebird - ._.

huan - As in no one from my class in the same programme as me. (: really meh. Will have peace one la. (:

yx - screw you la. do you ever process your thoughts before speaking? I already said ALL of my siblings learn piano too. If I do that, where are they going to practice? And furthermore, there isnt any space >_>

Is it just pure coincidence?

Hmm most of you maybe thinking ZOMG for once samuel wasnt online in msn without a reason!

Actually, I went for my track training. (:
Decided to go for today's gym training since tomorrow Im buying books and wont be able to attend it.
And also partly due to monday's trainings being more slack than tuesday's. LMAO
Shh. (whats the point ._. you know it already)

I think my arms, legs and back muscles have become stronger.
But it sucked when they ached. >_>

Ok so there's really progress in this training.
I can get along with most of the people there already (:
WITHOUT having someone from my class being there too.
(qihuan was doing her own stuff)

I dont feel like typing much since I'll probably bore most of you to sleep.

ANNND, I just remembered.
Just now on my way home at the bus stop, I saw 2 young girls and their father.
During the first five minutes, they were just fooling around with each other.
Noise pollution >_>

Then things got worst after that 5 minutes.
They started pestering their dad.
Girl 1 : daddy, can we take taxi? the bus so loooonnnnng !
Girl 2 : ya lar, i wait until want die alr. daddy pleeaaasseee !

That carried on for another 5 minutes.
And guess what, I was sitting RIGHT NEXT TO THEM.
They were even louder this time round even the whole bus stop could hear them.
Imagine my poor ears. T.T

Hmm nothing much to say already.

My piano teacher says I have to practice my piano everyday. Yes I know that way before I even started.
But the problem is, the piano is RIGHT IN THE HALLWAY.
That means if I practice, almost everyone could hear me. (which is something I HATE)
I wont be able to play at my best or even bring myself to play it when my family members are around.
FYI, Im not so close to my siblings, but its still relatively OK for my parents.

I only practiced once yesterday for an hour since no one was home (:
But how can that happen everyday?

Damn it man.
My teacher even wrote in the notebook..
Date Duration
22/11
23/11
24/11
25/11
26/11
27/11
28/11

Total :
Parent's signature :

FUCK LEH.
She wants me to practice everyday for at least 30 minutes, with 45min - 1hr being the best.
She said I could rest for a day.

BUT WHAT. 6 DAYS. FTW GOD SAVE ME.

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yx - tomorrow. Parents coming too

firebird - ._. like I got something to do. Ghee tell him that la.

FUCK. Tell me how.

Hmm Im back from my 2nd piano lesson.
I'll say its finally starting to become fun ! (:

And after god-knows-how-many years, I NEED TO DO THEORY AGAIN.
NUUUUUUUUUUUU.

But nevermind, theres always a price to pay T.T

I dont have much to blog so I've decided to upload the NOMAD pictures.




ZOMG what is mustafa doing? He seems to be leaning towards someone. And his expression is... *censor*





I look like some freaking freaky retard who is deprived of sleep here so its CENSORED lol.

huan - Kk then slack during sec 3. LET ME WIN YOU FOR ONCE EH.

Found that on Basilmarket, a maplestory website.
Take a look at what that guy posted about himself.
For a moment, I thought someone was impersonating me O_O
All of his characteristics just clashed with mine.

BUT, Im not 15 (: AND I DONT LOVE soccer.
For me its basketball>soccer. Yeah Bball ftw.
Whoops dont forget the failing chinese one.
I may suck in my Chinese BUT I'VE NEVER FAILED ANY MAJOR EXAMS ON IT 8D
The worst was getting 51/100 for the overall. O_O

And I dont get hungry that easily although I hearts<3 food.

Hmm, back from my first Track & Field(T&F) training today.
Overall : Good.

I think the people there are actually quite interesting.
They can even find laughter out of collecting cones.

The best thing is, I can get along with them ! 8D
Its just my first time and almost everyone knew my name O_O
They were also pretty supportive O:
Everytime I run past one of them I'll hear " go samuel ! "
Am I really that popular? 8D

And theres a good captain, Johnray.
He seems responsible to me, judging from his actions.
When I told him my knees werent strong and may CRUMBLE (sarcasm), he kept asking me "your knee ok?"

Mr Lian is the teacher in charge for T&F ! ZOMGZEEMA.
Ok I didnt know that until today when he approached me.

Mr Lian : you're.. samuel right?
Me : Yeah
Mr Lian : Welcome to T&F. *shakes my hand*
Me : Well thanks
Mr Lian : What's your previous cca?
Me : Erm.. table tennis
Mr Lian : So you've changed cca?
Me : Not really.. I-
Mr Lian : Ohh. 2nd cca? Niice. You can cope with it?
Me : *pauses for 0.5 second* Erm.. yeahyeah. No problem.

The coach steps in.
Coach : So.. how you find today?
Me : Not bad. Get to workout and burn some fats
Coach : *laughs* tough right?
Me : Yeah.

And I walked off after that.
Actually about the coping with 2 ccas part.. I WAS LYING LOL.
I think Im only having 1 cca now.
Im past caring about table tennis.

Everytime I go there.. warm-up. Then start playing.
The thing is, IM BASICALLY TRANSPARENT THERE.
Just sit there for the next 2+ hours *WHICH SUCKS SERIOUSLY* and dismissed.

But for T&F, I didnt even do anything and yet almost everyone knows me already.
I've got to thank heng A BIT since he helped.

When I got there...

Me : Omg alright man I can do this.. Here goes..
Guys : HEY YO SAMUEL !
ME : *FTW? HOW THEY KNOW MY NAME? Wha- HEEEENNNNNGG !*

Lol I smacked him after that. (:

The bad thing about today is.. MY KNEES T_T
They did hurt.. at the later part of training but only a bit.
It was my SHIN and ankles which hurt the most.
Yeah I know it sounds strange about the shin feeling painful, even I cant believe it.

Who runs and their shins hurt? It should be the joints which are the knees and ankles.

Hmm. I guess I'll go for next week's training as well (:
BUT NOT THURSDAY TRAINING.
The coach said he wanted "0 SAFETY" which I think he meant "0 Injuries".
Hehe, everyone said he uses the wrong words at the wrong time often.
Anyway I think if I went for thursday's training, I'll be the first one to get injured.
T_T

Yeah nothing else lol.
Qihuan, I know you'll tag after reading this !

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Monique - NOOO. At the most I only quit when school reopens. I want to learn to play the piano with at least some standard ok! (:

EDIT : I think my younger bro is one crazy fag.
He's only P4 now and he just reached grade 5 for piano. >_>
My dad wants me to learn the piano well so in the future, my younger bro cant really boast about him being the best in piano.

Hmm, if it works out, I may continue learning piano even when school reopens.
And then.. GO FOR THE GRADES !

Well Im back from my first piano class today.
Hmm. Its ok I guess.

The teacher taught us some theory and just at the first lesson..
I GOT SOME HANDS-ON !
Its been like a year since I laid my hands on a piano.
It feels nice playing the piano. (:

Hmm anyway on friday, went to Sentosa, Palawan Beach.
I curse and swear that Im not going to sentosa anymore.

1. I've been to both beaches
2. I've always returned with injuries (eg cuts) as memories
3. The water cooler there is ACTUALLY FOR GUESTS WTF
4. No free water
5. Outrageously overpriced items
6. Risk of sunburn (Im already tanned enough)
7. Financial crisis

And.. this time I've got man-made injuries.
CHUA SHIN YIN.
She scratched me T.T

Im lazy to elaborate further so just feast your eyes on the pictures.

They buried the ball ._.











OMG WTH IS WITH MY ARM. Son of a beach.





The christmas tree by my phone.
And the tree by yx's phone. It looks like some holy light LOL O:

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Monique - Erm no. Is I myself tell them only for holiday. (:

jingjie - OMGGG.

huan - lol. Her physics = epic phail.

-tRev- no la. I myself like it already. (:

goodfriend - okok, I'll go for it ! (:

And maybe I should STOP trying to mimic Jay's voice afterall. My throat is a bit sore.. feels strange. Woke up this morning and it felt like I had a sore throat. Better now. (:

Omg I strain my voice each time I mimic. ._. But I can do it okay ! ((:

Hehe. I'll tell you guys something.
I think I can mimic Jay Chou's voice ! 8D
At least when he's singing.

I was listening to 说好的幸福呢 a few minutes ago.
I found the lyrics and was thinking..
"Hmm. It sounds nice."
And what do you know, the next moment I was blurting out the lyrics.

Yeah, it does really sound like him, as in my voice.
And of course, some people may say that Im just praising myself or that I dont sound like him at all.
I have to emphasize on this.

To all visitors of my blog, Im sure you'll understand why my voice sounds different to you and me if you have studied Sounds in Science.

Q : Why does our voice sounds different to us when it's recorded?
A : Because some of the sound waves from our vocal chords travel through our bones to our ear drum instead of coming out from the mouth and into the ear.

Zomg, I sound like Im teaching Science.

Well yeah, thats basically it.
Just a random and amusing fact I wanted to share. ._.

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Monique - Hmm. I hope I get a good one. Then I can learn at my maximum potential. 8)

huan - change what?

Hehe.. I went out today.
Actually I didnt really have plans for today but was feeling bored.

And if you read my previous post carefully, I've somehow improved in another sport.

So if you've guessed it.. yeah bowling for today >:)

Hougang Superbowl near Kovan MRT.
At first I didnt know that the big funny-coloured building was a recreation and entertainment building.
It has bowling, pool and arcade, all in one.
Sweet right.

We played 3 games in total. AND I STILL COULDNT BEAT MY DAMN RECORD OF 79 POINTS.
I could have, but my last game, at the last 2 balls I had 76 points.
And I missed both balls.
ZOMG .

Its like so easy for trevis to hit over 80 points but for me.. ARGH.

Hm. I was kind of scared and nervous in the starting.
I missed all 4 starting balls. ._.

And let me say this, my shots are VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
Just ask trevis for proof.

Sometimes when I throw one, it looks like its almost going to go into the ditch.
The next moment voila, it CURVES to the middle and voila again, 7-9 pins down.

Played till 5:30 then went to arcade.
The daytona sucks. I used 2 of the 4 machines and both of them..
THE WHEELS CAN TURN BY THEMSELVES.
I let go of them at once and ZOMG.
The wheel was turning LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT AND RIGHT BY ITSELF like some mad freak.

._.

Then we went to Heartland Mall to walk-walk.
Ate KFC for dinner after that.
ZOMG STOMACHES DONT FIND ME PLS TANKS.

Going out tomorrow for NOMAD outing. ._.

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jingjie - Hehe. JayJay = jj. YEAH LOL. That = EPIC. Lets look out for something like that again in the next chalet.

Monique - Hahah, yeah. everyone is deprived of sleep during class chalets. ><

Zomg. My piano class starts this saturday at 5pm. X_X
And I told huanNeh that Im joining track.
Training next tuesday.

O.O

YES. IM FINALLY BACK.
From 6i's chalet. (:
And once again my tagboard is flooded. omg thats so kewl.

Oh yeah. Happy Birthday to Trevis !
I better say that first in case I forget later on. x_x

Ok so lets start backtracking.

10th November, Monday
Hmm well, my father sent me to tanah merah.
The bad thing is, I was too early and ended up waiting there for 1 hour.
HELL.

Made my way to NSRCC and used the internet at the gallery.
At about 12+, met up with the boys.

Put our stuff down and went bowling.
Yeah there was the shoe issue but Im not talking about it since it sucks.

Well, I can say that I've definitely improved since my last bowling experience at NSRCC again during 6i's previous chalet.
79 points, my record >:)

The guys kept using my laptop >:O
Ordered mac for dinner. X_X
ZOMG, dehawn cheated me which resulted in me ordering 4 medium-sized fries. >_>

11th November, Tuesday
Hmm I cant really remember what we did LOL.
Went bowling again lmao.

Okay then at about 5+, we started bbq-ing.
Shitzorxzxz. Dehawn's parents had been helping us since our first chalet at NSRCC about a year ago.
Oei dehawn, your parents are really good ok. Better treat them well.

They brought truckloads and I mean TRUCKLOADS of food along with them.
For the first time, I felt full from eating at a BBQ.

We went bowling again at 9 since the thing closes at 11.
All I can say is, me javier and goki sucked in the first and second game.
Then suddenly, we kind of regained our skills lmao.
And I thought of the song " THE BOYS ARE BACK " from high school musical 3.
Gheed.

Headed back to the bungalow at 10:30pm and didnt do much till the next morning.

12th November, Wednesday
Hmm all I can remember is getting up, dehawn cooking and us leaving.
Yeah thats basically it.


And I want to say to 2/2, IM PATRIOTIC. Not in terms of love for country x_x
I wore my class shirt ok.

And now, not in any particular order..


Dehawn would like to say this to you.

FTW food

Goki bowling

Goki

Javier watching TV and look, hes wearing his class Tee too.

Chef NG ! What's cooking?
Oic. HAWT DAWGS.

Cheese HAWT DAWGS by LDR.


Lol I look like a ghost :O
Now this is what I truly call EPIC. Javier pretending as if the cheese in the oven had exploded.
FOOOD
FTW is mel doing.


The melted cheese

Im kewl right. I love mah shert.
LDR, argh hes one tall fag.
Lmao. Javier and mel were having a eating competition

Dehawn on Javier on Mel. Zomg
Thousand Gold lady.
Yeah im the 33.
Javier and millennia. lmao
YES IM KEWL. I knew that was me by looking at the shirt.

Credit goes to JayJay for the pictures. Only 3 of them were from me lmao.

And I cant believe I managed at least 5 strikes in this whole experience.
The last time I was the lowest scoring one. >.<
Yeahyeah self-praise. But I feel good okay. (:

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tjy - LOL MEL U LAG LEH.

-tRev- It doesnt prove that its better. It just shows that guitars are more lightweight and easier to carry around. On the other hand, piano is much more majestic and elegant.

PERRY - lol. Maybe I should feel lucky. >.<

Monique - T_T learn to live to learn.

jingjie - er.. yeah. Going to start soon. Then I wont feel like a noob. xD

yuxuan - Zz No la. Maybe go to some chalet that got a piano lor. And I just said it for fun >_>


Also, I would like to say that the people who used my laptop for the longest periods of time are Jermaine and Mel. Ghheeed.

lols.

EDIT.
I forgot to say that I learnt jermaine's slang.
allllll right.